Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If you know someone who talks a big game at the oche but spends more time hitting the floor than the treble, this Funny Darts T-shirt is going to be their new favourite bit of kit. Featuring the cheeky slogan ‘Little Punishers the Treble…I Punish the Pub Carpets’ is the perfect blend of banter, darts humour, and self-awareness. Designed for anyone who loves the sport and is not afraid to laugh at their own dodgy aim, this T-shirt makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Christmas, or any occasion that deserves a proper laugh.
Printed on a bold black T-shirt that suits every Darts fan’s wardrobe, it is comfortable enough for long evenings at the pub and durable enough to survive hours of practising at home. Whether they are throwing darts at the board or simply telling stories about the ones that nearly landed, this T-shirt will keep the jokes flowing.
Product Features
• Premium quality black T-shirt with a bold novelty darts design
• Soft feel fabric for everyday comfort
• High quality print that keeps its sharp finish wash after wash
• Available in a full range of adult sizes
• Ideal for casual wear, darts nights, or pub league games
Perfect For
• Darts players who love a laugh
• Friends who enjoy pub banter and light hearted teasing
• Anyone who wants a funny and memorable darts themed gift
• Birthday or Christmas presents for darts fans of all levels
This T-shirt is guaranteed to raise a smile every time it is worn. If you are looking for a fun gift that brings personality, humour, and a bit of pub spirit to the occasion, this one is hard to beat.
Treat someone to a laugh they can wear and score the perfect present today.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
The design is printed using high quality inks that stay sharp and vibrant, even after multiple washes.
No. The print is made to last and holds up well with regular washing. We recommend washing inside out at 30 degrees for best results.
Yes, this T-shirt is unisex and suits anyone who enjoys darts and a good laugh.
Yes, it is machine washable. We recommend washing at 30 degrees and avoiding tumble drying to maintain quality.
Definitely. It is a brilliant choice for anyone who loves darts, especially those who enjoy a bit of humour with their hobby.
The Funny Darts Luke T-shirt brings the banter straight to the oche. Whether you’re a weekend warrior at your local or a pub league legend with questionable aim, this novelty darts T-shirt turns your misses into comic hits. Featuring the cheeky line ‘Little Punishers the Treble… I Punish the Pub Carpets’, it captures the self-deprecating humour that every darts fan knows too well. It’s not just a laugh, it’s a talking point for every darts night.
Made for comfort and laughs, this black premium T-shirt is soft to the touch and designed to handle hours of throwing, cheering, and story swapping. The high-quality print holds its sharpness, game after game, wash after wash. Whether you're chasing trebles or telling tales about the ones that almost hit, this shirt makes sure you look the part while keeping spirits high. With adult sizes available and a relaxed fit, it’s perfect for casual wear, pub league games, or simply soaking up the darts drama from the sidelines.
This is more than just a novelty tee, it’s a tribute to the spirit of darts. The Funny Darts Luke T-shirt is now available online, making it easier than ever to shop for someone who loves a bit of banter with their beer. From birthdays to Secret Santa swaps, this top delivers laughs without breaking the bank. Looking for something new and affordable? This design hits the mark every time. It’s one of our best value sports humour products and ideal for mates who take their darts seriously but not themselves.
With quick delivery options and a secure checkout, there’s never been a better time to order. Looking to get yours today? This product is in stock and ready to raise eyebrows at the pub tonight. Shop online and add to cart for an instant upgrade to your darts wardrobe.
We all know someone who could do with this on their back. This is the go-to present for those who talk a big darts game but hit more carpet than treble. The design brings humour without trying too hard and lands well with darts fans of all ages. It’s ideal for gifting, whether it’s a mate’s birthday, a cheeky Christmas surprise, or a just-because kind of present. Want to find a deal that delivers proper laughs? This is your moment.
At Cows Corner, we believe in products that say something, and say it with style. Our sports-themed range blends humour with high-quality materials, making it easy for fans to show off their personality. This shirt fits right into that mix, offering both fun and function. Join a growing crowd of darts lovers who know how to laugh at their own game.
Cows Corner isn’t your average print on demand brand. We’re building a home for jokers, makers, and sports fans who want to wear something with a bit more personality. Our darts range is full of punchlines that hit the bullseye, and every item is made in the UK with care and attention to detail. We offer exclusive designs, special prices on new arrivals, and a hassle free shopping experience.
Want to score the best value on a product that brings as many laughs as it does looks? The Funny Darts Luke T-shirt is a clear winner. Don’t miss your chance to grab this limited stock item, order today and bring the fun to your next darts night.
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