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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If you know someone who lives for a game of darts and a good laugh, this Funny Darts Hoodie will hit the bullseye every time. Featuring the cheeky slogan 'Little Punishers the Treble…I Punish the Pub Carpets', it is the perfect mix of darts humour and everyday comfort. Whether they are smashing trebles or simply attempting not to redecorate the floor with missed arrows, this hoodie celebrates the fun side of the sport that every darts fan can relate to.
Made for those who love a bit of banter with their match night, it is the ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas or as a surprise pick me up for a mate who thinks they are the next big thing in the oche. Available in black, it is stylish enough for the pub, the living room or even the next local darts night showdown.
Product Features
• Soft, warm and comfortable material ideal for everyday wear
• High-quality print that keeps its sharp look wash after wash
• Classic black colour that pairs easily with any casual outfit
• Unisex fit suitable for all darts lovers
• Durable design perfect for pub trips, match nights and relaxed weekends
Perfect for
• Darts fans who love a joke almost as much as a bullseye
• Friends who claim they are unbeatable, although the carpet says otherwise
• Pub league players looking for a bit of personality in their wardrobe
• Anyone who enjoys light-hearted banter mixed with their favourite sport
This hoodie is a brilliant way to bring a smile to someone’s face and give them something they will wear again and again. If you want a gift that makes people laugh, feels great to wear and stands out from the usual options, this is the one to add to your basket today.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes, the Funny Darts Luke Hoodie has a unisex design that looks great on everyone.
Absolutely. It’s perfect for pub nights, darts matches or just lounging with mates. The design is bold yet casual enough to suit any relaxed setting.
No. The high quality print is made to stay sharp and vibrant even after multiple washes, so the joke lasts as long as the hoodie.
Definitely. It’s ideal for birthdays, Christmas or just as a fun surprise for a darts fan who loves a bit of banter.
Yes, it’s one of many sports-inspired designs from Cows Corner. You can explore more in our darts and pub humour collection online.
The Funny Darts Luke Hoodie is a must-have for any darts fan who loves a laugh and isn’t afraid to show it. With the bold and cheeky slogan 'Little Punishers the Treble…I Punish the Pub Carpets', this hoodie hits the mark for humour, comfort and everyday style. Whether they’re a pub league legend or just a casual thrower who spends more time near the floor than the bullseye, this hoodie is made to keep spirits high and banter flowing.
Made using soft, warm and durable material, the Funny Darts Luke Hoodie is ideal for match nights, weekends or any time someone wants to keep warm without giving up on personality. The premium-quality print stays sharp and bold wash after wash, so the joke lasts as long as the darts obsession does. Its classic black colour and unisex fit mean it pairs easily with jeans, joggers or whatever gets them to the oche in style.
Looking for a gift that stands out from the usual? This hoodie delivers comfort, laughs and darts-inspired charm all in one. Whether it’s for a birthday, a surprise for a mate or a cheeky addition to their own wardrobe, it’s a brilliant choice. Now available at an affordable price and ready for same-day shipping, it’s the ideal way to bring some character to a darts fan’s collection. Add to cart today and take advantage of this exclusive offer while it’s still in stock.
At Cows Corner, we know darts isn’t just a game, it’s a lifestyle filled with misfires, near misses and moments of glory. That’s why we make products that celebrate the lighter side of the sport. Whether someone is constantly bragging about their double tops or secretly thankful the pub has dark carpets, this hoodie gets it. It’s a walking punchline, made for players and fans who enjoy banter as much as bullseyes.
There’s nothing better than finding a gift that makes someone laugh out loud and actually want to wear it. The Funny Darts Luke Hoodie is perfect for:
Looking to get yours today? This hoodie is available online now, with limited stock and quick delivery across the UK. Don’t wait, order today and give someone a hoodie that hits the funny bone every time.
At Cows Corner, we specialise in sports-themed humour with a twist. Our products turn everyday jokes into standout designs that speak your language. From cricket and rugby to football and darts, our growing collection is all about celebrating personality and making people smile. This Funny Darts Luke Hoodie is just one of many ways we help fans show off their favourite sport with humour and pride.
Shop our collection now to find more sports-inspired designs that bring the laughs. Whether you’re buying for a friend or adding to your own collection, there’s something here for every fan. Exclusive designs, quick delivery and a trusted brand behind every order, that’s what we call a bullseye.
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