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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Get ready to add humour to your cricket wardrobe with our "Stop Looking at My Middle Stump" hoodie!
Designed for cricket enthusiasts who enjoy a bit of banter on and off the field, this hoodie will surely spark a laugh with fellow cricketers.
Whether chilling at the clubhouse, heading to a match, or just showing your love for the game, this hoodie is a fun, comfortable, and stylish addition to your collection.
Made from high-quality fabric for a cosy fit, it’s perfect for keeping warm during those chilly days at the crease or when relaxing with friends after a long day of cricket. Available in a classic white, this hoodie features a cheeky slogan that will catch the attention of anyone who knows their stumps from their bails!
Product Features:
- Available in sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
- Made from soft, comfortable fabric to keep you cosy all day long.
- Fun and cheeky slogan: "Stop Looking at My Middle Stump", perfect for adding humour to your cricket style.
- Ideal for casual wear or cricket-themed events.
- Classic white design that pairs well with any outfit.
- Easy to care for and durable for long-lasting wear.
Perfect For:
- Cricket lovers who appreciate a bit of cricket-related banter.
- Is anyone looking for a unique and fun hoodie that stands out?
- Casual wear, match day, or cricket-related events.
- Friends and teammates who enjoy a good laugh at the cricket ground or beyond.
Whether you’re batting, bowling, or just watching the game, this hoodie will make a statement!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Stop Looking at My Middle Stump FAQs
What sizes are available for this hoodie?

What sizes are available for this hoodie?
This hoodie is available in sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL, ensuring a comfortable fit for all cricket fans.
What colour is the hoodie available in?

What colour is the hoodie available in?
The hoodie comes in a classic white, making the bold slogan stand out and ensuring it pairs well with any outfit.
Is the hoodie suitable for both men and women?

Is the hoodie suitable for both men and women?
Yes, this hoodie has a unisex fit, making it perfect for anyone who loves cricket and enjoys a bit of banter.
How should I wash and care for my hoodie?

How should I wash and care for my hoodie?
To keep your hoodie looking its best, we recommend washing it at 30°C, inside out, and avoiding tumble drying.
Is this hoodie a good gift for a cricket fan?

Is this hoodie a good gift for a cricket fan?
Absolutely! Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, or just for a laugh, this hoodie makes a brilliant gift for any cricket lover who enjoys a bit of fun with their sport.
Funny Cricket Hoodie – ‘Stop Looking at My Middle Stump’
Cricket meets comedy with our ‘Stop Looking at My Middle Stump’ hoodie! Designed for cricket lovers who enjoy a bit of banter, this premium hoodie is a must-have for anyone who lives and breathes the game.
Whether you're heading to a match, enjoying a post-game drink, or simply want to showcase your love for cricket in a fun way, this hoodie is the perfect choice.
The Perfect Gift for Cricket Fans
Struggling to find a unique gift for the cricket fan in your life? Look no further! This hoodie makes an ideal present for any cricket lover who enjoys a bit of light-hearted humour.
Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, Father’s Day, or just as a fun surprise, this hoodie is guaranteed to be a hit both on and off the pitch.
Available in a classic white, the bold design ensures this hoodie stands out wherever it's worn. With a relaxed fit and cosy fabric, it’s perfect for keeping warm during those long days at the crease or chilly evenings at the clubhouse.
Product Features
- Sizes Available: M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
- Premium Quality Fabric: Soft, comfortable, and built for everyday wear.
- Unisex Fit: Designed for both men and women who love cricket and a good laugh.
- Bold Slogan: Features the cheeky phrase ‘Stop Looking at My Middle Stump’ – guaranteed to get a reaction!
- Classic White Colour: Versatile and stylish, perfect for any outfit.
- Easy Care: Machine washable at 30°C for long-lasting wear.
Who Is This Hoodie Perfect For?
- Cricket Players & Fans: Whether you're a weekend club cricketer or a dedicated supporter, this hoodie is for you.
- Teammates & Club Members: The perfect bit of banter for match days and post-game drinks.
- Friends & Family: A great novelty gift for anyone who enjoys cricket and a good laugh.
- Special Occasions: Ideal for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, or as a fun gift just because.
If you’re looking for a unique cricket-themed hoodie that combines comfort, quality, and humour, this is the one for you.
Order yours today and let the cricket banter begin!

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