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Really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products
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The Ultimate Darts Family Gift: A brilliant present for the mum who dominates the board while her little one dominates the sofa, the perfect tribute to a high-scoring household.
Premium Match-Day Comfort: Crafted from soft, lightweight cotton to keep your future champion cool and comfortable, whether they’re watching from the sidelines or catching up on their sleep.
Hilarious Clubhouse Banter: Features a charming and witty slogan that highlights Mum’s elite skills on the oche and baby’s elite skills at napping, guaranteed to raise a smile at the pub.
Long-Lasting UK Quality: Expertly printed in the UK to ensure the design stays bold and vibrant, surviving every wash and every mid-match nap session for seasons to come.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner Reviews
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
Key Hoodie Features
Cotton-faced fabric – Smooth feel, vibrant prints, and everyday comfort.
Brushed back fleece lining – Provides warmth, softness, and breathability.
Raglan sleeves – Sporty style and unrestricted movement.
Lined hood with cross-neck detail – Adds structure, warmth, and modern design.
Taped neck – Prevents irritation and reinforces durability.
Half-moon back yoke – Improves fit and maintains long-lasting shape.
Front pouch pocket with reinforced stitching – Convenient storage and added warmth.
2x2 ribbed cuffs and hem – Flexible comfort and a secure fit.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.
If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.
Easy Free Returns
We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
About This item
Relaxed Fit - Designed for all-day comfort, this T-shirt features a relaxed fit that provides ample room without feeling oversized. Whether you're wearing it for casual outings, lounging at home, or layering it under outerwear, the relaxed cut ensures unrestricted movement and breathability. The fit is carefully tailored to flatter various body types while maintaining a laid-back, effortless style.
PurePrint Fabric – The Ultimate Surface for Decoration - Made using innovative PurePrint fabric, this T-shirt offers an exceptional surface for decoration, making it the ideal choice for custom prints and branding. The fabric's smooth, high-quality texture ensures sharp, long-lasting designs. PurePrint fabric enhances color vibrancy, allowing logos, graphics, and text to stand out with crisp detail and professional appeal.
Ribbed Crew Neck - A classic ribbed crew neck adds durability and comfort to the design, ensuring a snug yet flexible fit. The ribbed texture provides elasticity, helping the neckline maintain its shape even after repeated washes and wear. This timeless design feature complements both casual and activewear looks, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe.
Taped Back Neck - The taped back neck enhances the T-shirt's durability by reinforcing the seam for added strength and longevity. This feature not only prevents stretching but also provides extra comfort by reducing friction against the skin. The smooth, structured finish contributes to a polished look, making it perfect for everyday wear.
Twin Needle Stitching - Precision-made with twin needle stitching, this T-shirt is built for durability. The double stitching technique reinforces seams, ensuring they hold up to regular use and washing without fraying or weakening. This meticulous construction method enhances both the longevity and overall quality of the piece.
Side Seams for Shape Retention - Designed to maintain its structure over time, this T-shirt incorporates side seams that prevent twisting or losing its shape. Unlike tubular construction, side seams help the T-shirt conform to the body while retaining its original fit, ensuring a consistently flattering silhouette even after multiple washes.
Wash Dark Colours Separately - To preserve the rich, deep tones of darker T-shirts, it is recommended to wash them separately from lighter items. This precaution helps prevent color bleeding and maintains the integrity of both the T-shirt and surrounding clothing. Following care instructions ensures longevity, keeping the fabric looking fresh and vibrant for longer.
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Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, every Cows Corner hoodie is built to last. From the smooth, high-quality print to the durable cotton blend fabric, it’s designed to handle everyday wear while keeping its shape and softness. More than just a hoodie, it’s a fun and personal statement, something to wear, enjoy, and share, time and time again.
Funny and Personal
Cows Corner hoodies combine humour and personality in every stitch. Each design brings a playful twist to everyday wear, featuring witty slogans and clever sports-inspired phrases that make people smile. They’re not just warm and comfortable, they’re conversation starters that show off your sense of humour and individuality. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or as a fun, thoughtful gift for someone special, a Cows Corner hoodie adds a personal touch that’s as unique and entertaining as the person wearing it.
Comfortable All Day Long
Our Cows Corner hoodies are designed to keep you warm, comfortable, and ready for anything. With a soft brushed interior and a relaxed fit, they’re perfect for chilly mornings, laid-back weekends, or everyday wear. The fabric feels smooth on the outside and cosy on the inside, giving you that all-day comfort you’ll never want to take off.
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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If darts banter is already part of everyday family life, this funny Darts T-shirt is made for little ones who know when it is time to rest. Featuring the playful slogan “Mum Hits Trebles… I Hit Nap Time”, it perfectly captures the balance between a darts-loving mum and a child who has their own priorities. Light-hearted, cheeky and full of personality, it is a brilliant way to celebrate family humour and a shared love of the oche.
Designed especially for kids, this funny Darts T-shirt is comfortable enough for everyday wear and fun enough to raise a smile wherever it goes. Whether it is worn at home, on family days out, while watching the darts on TV or as a talking point with friends and relatives, it always delivers a laugh and shows off some quality darts-inspired banter.
Product Features • Soft and comfortable fabric suitable for kids • Fun darts-themed slogan with a playful family twist • Designed for everyday wear and easy movement • Durable print that stays bold wash after wash • Available in white, yellow and red
Perfect for • Kids from darts-loving families • A funny gift for birthdays or special occasions • Little ones who love a nap as much as mum loves darts • Parents who enjoy sharing their sense of humour • Darts fans who appreciate light-hearted family banter
If you are looking for a gift that combines comfort, humour and a genuine love of darts, this funny Darts T-shirt is a perfect choice.
It is guaranteed to raise smiles, spark conversations and quickly become a favourite in any young darts fan’s wardrobe, making it an easy win for gifting or everyday fun.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code
AT001J
Commodity Code
6109100010
Country of origin
Bangladesh
Material
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.
Colour
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method
Estimated delivery time
EVRi/DPD/DHL
2-4 business days
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method
Estimated delivery time
DHL Express
EU 3-5 business days Rest of the world, 5-8 business days
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
T-shirt Care Guide
To keep your T-shirt looking its best for as long as possible, it’s important to follow a simple wash care routine. Always wash it at 30° to protect the fabric and preserve the colour, and turn it inside out before it goes into the machine so the outside stays smooth and vibrant. Washing with similar colours helps prevent any unwanted colour transfer, keeping your T-shirt looking clean and crisp. Once washed, avoid the tumble dryer altogether and let it air dry naturally, which is much gentler on the fibres and helps maintain the shape and feel of the garment. By giving it this bit of extra care, your T-shirt will stay comfortable, reliable, and ready to wear time and time again.
Mum Hits Trebles… I Hit Nap Time FAQs
Is the T-shirt suitable for both boys and girls?
Yes, the Funny Darts T-shirt is a unisex design and is suitable for all children who enjoy a bit of darts-inspired humour.
Can I wash the T-shirt in the machine?
Yes, the T-shirt is machine washable. We recommend washing at 30 degrees to preserve the print and fabric quality.
Does the slogan fade after washing?
No, the print is made to be durable and long lasting. It stays bold and clear even after multiple washes.
Is this product part of a larger collection?
Yes, the Funny Darts T-shirt is part of the Cows Corner sports-themed range which includes clothing inspired by darts, rugby, cricket, football and more.
Can I send this T-shirt as a gift?
Absolutely. You can ship it directly to the recipient’s address during checkout and include a gift note if required.
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Funny Darts T-shirt for Kids Who Love a Good Nap
Looking for a funny Darts T-shirt that brings personality and humour to the family wardrobe? This playful design is a new arrival in our kids collection and celebrates darts-loving mums and their nap-prone little ones in style. Featuring the cheeky slogan “Mum Hits Trebles… I Hit Nap Time”, it captures a light-hearted take on sports banter with a family twist. Whether you're shopping for your own child or looking for a unique gift, this darts-themed tee is a sure-fire way to raise a smile.
Comfort Meets Character in Every Stitch
Made with soft, breathable fabric, this Funny Darts T-shirt is built for comfort, movement and all-day wear. Perfect for everything from lazy Sundays at home to days out with family or watching darts tournaments on TV, it’s a shirt that fits easily into everyday life. The durable print stays bold wash after wash, making it ideal for active kids who love a bit of fun in their wardrobe. Available in white, yellow and red, it’s easy to match with jeans, joggers or even pyjama bottoms for ultimate nap-time style.
Why This Funny Darts T-shirt Is a Best Value Choice
Perfect for kids from darts-loving households
Soft and comfy for long wear with easy movement
Durable slogan print full of cheeky character
Available in vibrant colours to suit every personality
Great value for families looking to buy fun and affordable clothing
Whether it’s a birthday present, a just-because treat, or a small surprise for a little darts fan, this tee delivers in both quality and humour. At Cows Corner, we believe in celebrating originality and shared moments of laughter. This T-shirt does just that while keeping comfort and fit front and centre.
Get Yours Today – Limited Stock Available
Our funny Darts T-shirts are made in-house with the same attention to quality and detail that defines the entire Cows Corner collection. Every order is processed at our UK HQ, ensuring quick delivery and a personal touch. With limited stock available, this item won’t stay in the shop forever. Shop online today and check price options across sizes while stock lasts.
This design makes a great choice for parents who want to share their love of darts with the next generation. Add to cart now to get this exclusive T-shirt for the little joker in your life. With easy checkout, quick delivery and a no-fuss return policy, it’s never been simpler to find a funny, affordable gift that ticks all the boxes.
Why Families Choose Cows Corner
At Cows Corner, we’re proud to offer a platform for everyday expression. Our products are made to spark laughs, reflect real personalities and give you the chance to share your love of sport in ways that feel fresh, fun and familiar. From darts and rugby to football and cricket, our ever-growing collections are built for families, fans and anyone who appreciates humour done right.
Find more funny sports-themed products in our shop collection and discover new designs dropping regularly. Whether you're buying one T-shirt or looking for a bundle offer, there's always something new to explore. Order today to get yours with fast delivery and that signature Cows Corner charm.
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