Mums My Umpire Always Raising Me Right! Funny Cricket Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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For the tiniest cricket fans in the making, this hilarious baby-grow is a nod to all cricket-loving mums (and dads!) who appreciate a bit of banter with their boundaries.
Whether it's your little one's first season or just a way to keep them looking wicket-smart, this baby-grow is a guaranteed crowd-pleaser.
Made from soft, comfortable cotton and available in classic white, it’s as practical as it is funny – perfect for nappy changes, match day naps, or cheering from the boundary in style.
Product Features:
- Soft and breathable fabric for everyday comfort
- Envelope neckline for easy dressing
- Popper fastenings for quick nappy changes
- High-quality print with a cheeky cricket slogan
- Available in white
- Sizes: 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9-12 12–18, 18–24 months
Perfect For:
- Cricket-loving parents who want their baby to match their passion
- Funny baby showers or new baby gifts for cricket-mad families
- Little ones attending their first match or family BBQ
- Parents who love a bit of wordplay and classic British humour
Let your little one show the world they’re being raised just right – because when Mum’s the umpire, you’re always in safe hands!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Mums My Umpire Always Raising Me Right FAQs
What sizes does this baby-grow come in?
What sizes does this baby-grow come in?
This baby-grow is available in five sizes: 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9-12, 12–18, and 18–24 months. Just choose the size that matches your little one’s current age or go a size up for growing room.
Is the fabric suitable for sensitive skin?
Is the fabric suitable for sensitive skin?
Yes, the baby-grow is made from soft, breathable cotton that’s gentle on delicate skin – perfect for everyday wear, whether your baby’s napping, playing, or joining you at the cricket.
How do I wash it?
How do I wash it?
You can machine wash the baby-grow at 30°C with similar colours. To keep the print looking fresh, we recommend washing it inside out and avoiding tumble drying where possible and never iron the print.
Is this just for mums who love cricket?
Is this just for mums who love cricket?
Not at all! While the slogan gives a cheeky nod to cricket-mad mums, it’s ideal for any cricket-loving household – whether it’s Mum, Dad, or the whole family glued to the Ashes.
Will the print fade or crack after washing?
Will the print fade or crack after washing?
The design is printed using high-quality, durable inks made to withstand regular washing.
Why Cows Corner?
Mum’s My Umpire, Always Raising Me Right Baby-Grow
If you’re looking for the perfect gift for cricket-loving parents, you’ve just hit it for six. Our "Mum’s My Umpire – Always Raising Me Right" baby-grow combines humour, comfort, and a love for the great game — making it a must-have for any tiny team member born into a cricket-mad household.
This playful baby-grow is ideal for babies whose parents live and breathe cricket, and want to share that passion right from the start. With its witty slogan and soft, breathable cotton, it’s more than just adorable — it’s practical, giftable, and guaranteed to raise smiles from the clubhouse to the changing mat.
Who’s it for?
Designed for cricket fans in nappies, this baby-grow is perfect for newborns and toddlers aged 0 to 24 months. Whether Mum’s glued to Test matches, Dad never misses club cricket on Sundays, or both parents enjoy a good bit of cricket banter, this baby-grow is the ideal way to dress the next generation of fans.
It's a brilliant way to share your family’s love of the sport — and makes your little one look the part while doing it.
Perfect Gift Occasions
Struggling to find a gift that’s personal, funny, and genuinely useful? This baby-grow knocks it out of the park. It’s a thoughtful and humorous present for:
- Baby showers
- Birth announcements
- Newborn arrival gifts
- First birthdays
- Cricket season openers and finals
- Father’s Day or Mother’s Day from baby
- Gifts from cricket clubs, teammates or work colleagues
Product Features
- Soft, breathable cotton for maximum comfort
- Envelope neckline for easy dressing
- Popper fastenings for hassle-free nappy changes
- High-quality printed slogan that’s built to last
- Available in classic white to suit every outfit
- Sizes: 0–3, 3–6, 6–12, 12–18, and 18–24 months
Whether you're buying for your own little duckling or searching for a thoughtful cricket-themed baby gift, this baby-grow delivers on quality, laughs, and love for the game.
Add it to your basket today and give the littlest member of your squad a winning start.
Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.
Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour
Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget
Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
