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My Dads My Coach, My Hero And My Toughest Opponent. Funny Tennis Baby Bodysuit, Organic Or In-conversion To Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs And Leg Openings

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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.

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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”

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Key Baby Grow Features
  • Made from organic or in-conversion cotton – Sustainable, pesticide-free, gentle on baby’s skin.
  • Soft, breathable cotton – Comfortable for everyday wear.
  • Envelope neckline – Easy to slip on/off for quick changes.
  • Self-fabric bound trims – Smooth finish, prevents irritation, adds durability.
  • Vibrant, long-lasting designs – Bold prints that stay bright wash after wash.
  • Bottom popper closure – Simple and practical.

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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.


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We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.


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  • Organic or in-conversion to Organic Cotton - Our baby grows are made using either certified organic cotton or cotton that is currently in conversion to organic status. This means they are produced with a strong commitment to sustainability, using farming practices that avoid harmful pesticides and synthetic fertilisers. Cotton in conversion is grown with the same care and principles as fully certified organic cotton, supporting farmers who are making the shift to more environmentally responsible methods. This not only benefits the planet but also ensures your baby’s skin is wrapped in soft, breathable cotton that’s kinder and gentler from day one.
  • Envelope Neckline – Each baby grow features an envelope neckline, carefully designed to make dressing and undressing simple and fuss-free. The overlapping folds at the shoulders allow the neckline to gently stretch and slip easily over your baby’s head or be pulled down over their shoulders—perfect for those inevitable messy moments. This design ensures maximum comfort for your little one and makes changes quick and easy for parents.
  • Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings - We use self fabric binding at the neckline, cuffs, and leg openings, meaning these trims are made from the same soft cotton as the rest of the garment. This detail gives the baby grow a clean, seamless finish and helps to prevent irritation on sensitive skin. It also adds durability and structure to key areas, so the garment keeps its shape after multiple washes and wears.
  • Bottom Popper Closure - For effortless nappy changes, our baby grows include a bottom popper closure. The neatly placed poppers at the base make it easy to open and close the garment without fully undressing your baby. They're secure enough to stay fastened during wriggly moments, yet quick to open when you need to get the job done fast—saving time, effort, and keeping your little one comfortable.

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Regular price £21.99
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Black baby onesie with text and graphics on a white background/. From Cows Corner with slogan on the front ''Mum’s My Toughest Coach and My Softest Hug!

Designed to Last

Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, every Cows Corner baby grow is built to last. From the high-quality print to the soft, durable cotton fabric, it’s designed to stay comfortable and keep its shape wash after wash. More than just a baby grow, it’s a fun and personal statement, something to wear, enjoy, and share, time and time again.

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Funny and Personal

Cows Corner baby grows bring humour and personality to every little outfit. Each one features a playful slogan or clever sports-inspired design that’s guaranteed to make people smile. They’re soft, comfortable, and made to stand out, perfect for showing off your baby’s charm and character. Whether you’re buying for your own little one or looking for a fun, thoughtful gift, a Cows Corner baby grow adds a personal touch that’s as adorable and entertaining as the baby wearing it.

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Comfortable All Day Long

Our Cows Corner baby grows are made for comfort, smiles, and everyday adventures. Each one feels soft and gentle against your baby’s skin, keeping its shape wash after wash. Whether it’s nap time, playtime, or cuddle time, our baby grows are designed to feel as good as they look, cute, comfy, and unmistakably Cows Corner.

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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.

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For the tiniest tennis fans with the most prominent personalities! This hilarious baby-grow is perfect for babies born into tennis-loving households, where Mum and Dad know their backhands from their baby wipes.

Featuring the cheeky slogan “My Dad’s My Coach, My Hero and My Toughest Opponent,” this baby-grow will surely get a laugh courtside – or at least at baby group.

Made from super-soft cotton and designed for wriggly little legends, this black baby-grow brings a sporty twist to everyday comfort.

Product Features
– Available in sizes: 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, and 18–24 months
– Classic black baby-grow with bold white text
– Made from soft, breathable fabric to keep baby comfy all day
– Nickel-free poppers for easy changing
– Machine washable and durable – because life gets messy
– Designed and printed in the UK

Perfect For
– Tennis-loving mums and dads with a sense of humour
– Baby shower gifts for sporty families
– Little ones making their debut in the world of tennis banter
– Matching outfits for Dad and baby on match days

Whether you’re raising the next Centre Court champion or just love a laugh, this baby-grow is the ultimate courtside companion.

Grab one now – before they’ve outgrown it and started challenging Dad to a real match!

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

6109100010

Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

Customs, Duties and Taxes

Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

Damages

TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.

Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

My Dads My Coach, My Hero And My Toughest Opponent FAQs


What sizes does this baby-grow come in?

Our baby-grow is available in sizes 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, and 18–24 months – perfect for growing little legends.

Is the baby-grow machine washable?

Yes, absolutely. It’s designed to withstand all the usual baby chaos – just pop it in the wash at 30 degrees and it’ll come out looking fresh.

What material is the baby-grow made from?

It’s made from soft, breathable cotton to keep your baby comfortable all day long – whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their forehand.

Where is the baby-grow made and printed?

Each baby-grow is designed and printed right here in the UK with love, care and a sense of humour.

Will the design fade after washing?

Not at all – we use high-quality, durable printing methods so the design stays sharp and bold, wash after wash.

Why Cows Corner?


  • Unique products & Designs

    We sell a wide variety of items using custom designs that you will only find at Cows Corner

  • Made in the UK

    All products are printed, packed and delivered from our UK headquarters.

  • Easy Design Tool

    Use our internal AI design tool to design your own products

  • No Minimum Orders

    Only want to order 1 birthday card? No problems! Want to order 100+ designed water bottles, no problems!

  • Global Delivery

    Use fast and flexible worldwide delivery methods to reach customers all over the globe.

  • Eco-friendly products

    We focus on eco-friendly products from our supply chain to the end product

  • Fast & friendly support

    We’re here to help on live chat from 9 to 5 every weekday, plus a help centre full of step-by-step tutorials to get you started.

  • Same Day Turn Around

    Products you order today will be packed and delivered the following day

Funny Tennis Baby-Grow – “My Dad’s My Coach, My Hero and My Toughest Opponent”

Looking for a unique, laugh-out-loud gift for a tennis-loving dad and his little champion in training?

This hilarious black baby-grow, featuring the bold slogan “My Dad’s My Coach, My Hero and My Toughest Opponent”, is the ultimate tribute to dads who spend as much time coaching as they do changing nappies. It’s playful, heart-warming, and guaranteed to get a chuckle – on or off the court.

Designed for babies born into sporty families, this baby-grow combines everyday comfort with a love for tennis and a bit of cheeky banter.

Whether you’re buying for your own little one or shopping for the perfect present, it’s an ideal way to celebrate the special bond between father and child – one that’s full of encouragement, hero worship, and a bit of competitive spirit!

Product Features

  • Available in sizes: 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, and 18–24 months
  • Classic black baby-grow with high-quality white print
  • Soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
  • Machine washable and built to last – perfect for everyday wear
  • Designed and printed in the UK

Perfect For

  • Tennis-loving dads and their babies
  • Father’s Day gifts with a personal twist
  • Baby shower or newborn presents for sporty families
  • First birthday or milestone photoshoots with a sense of humour
  • Parents who love tennis and don’t take themselves too seriously

This baby-grow isn’t just clothing – it’s a conversation starter, a memory-maker, and a brilliant way to show off your love for tennis and fatherhood.

Add one to your basket today and give the gift of laughter, love, and a bit of friendly competition.

Who is this Baby Grow good for?

This funny tennis baby grow is made for little ones born into tennis loving families. Soft, cosy and full of personality, it brings a playful twist to babywear with designs inspired by the sport. Whether you are searching for a gift or dressing your own tiny tennis fan, our baby grows and tennis onesies are the perfect mix of comfort, quality and charm. They are ideal for everyday wear, photos or those adorable family moments spent watching the big matches together.

For newborn tennis fans

If your family lives and breathes tennis, this tennis onesie is the perfect way to start your baby’s wardrobe. Made from gentle cotton, it is soft against newborn skin and keeps your little one comfortable all day. The easy popper design makes changes quick and stress free, while the playful print brings a smile to everyone who sees it.

Our newborn tennis onesies are designed to celebrate the start of a lifelong love for the game.

For tennis mums and dads

For parents who never miss a match, this baby grow is a sweet and funny way to share your passion with your newest team member. It is perfect for match days at home, lazy Sundays watching Wimbledon or simply cuddling between naps. The design brings a light hearted tennis touch to those early bonding moments.

It is a thoughtful gift for tennis mums and dads who already dream of teaching their baby a perfect forehand.

For sporty families

Families who love sports will adore this tennis ball onesie. It is soft, stretchy and perfect for playtime, nap time and everything in between. The design keeps things cute and simple while still showing that sport is part of your family’s story. It is easy to wash, quick to dry and made to last through endless cuddles and giggles.

It is the ideal choice for active families who want their little one to share their passion for sport from the start.

For baby showers and gifts

Looking for a unique baby shower gift? A tennis onesie stands out from the crowd. It is practical, funny and made from quality materials that parents will appreciate. It looks great in gift boxes, pairs beautifully with a card and makes for the perfect present for tennis loving friends or family members welcoming a new arrival.

It is a simple gift that always gets a smile and plenty of photos.

For tennis dads

Dads who coach, play or watch every Grand Slam will love seeing their little one in a tennis themed baby grow. The design is soft, sporty and full of charm, making it perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays or just because. It is a lovely reminder that the next generation of tennis fans is already here.

It is a fun way to celebrate that special father and child bond with a shared love of the game.

For tennis mums

Mums who adore tennis will find this baby grow impossible to resist. It combines comfort and style with a dash of humour that makes it perfect for everyday wear. The gentle fabric feels soft and smooth, keeping your little one warm and comfortable during family time or days out.

Every tennis onesie in our collection is made to celebrate sport, family and fun in one adorable outfit.

For tennis themed photo shoots

This baby grow makes an excellent choice for a themed photo session. The clean design and sporty look add a playful detail to family photos, while the soft cotton keeps your baby relaxed and happy throughout. Pair it with a mini racket or tennis ball prop for pictures that will melt hearts for years to come.

It is a timeless way to capture those early days with a touch of tennis flair.

For baby’s first tournament

If your little one is joining you for their first live tennis match or family tournament, this tennis ball onesie is a must. It keeps them snug and stylish while they join in on the excitement. The design is fun, sporty and sure to attract compliments from fellow fans.

It is perfect for creating memories on those special tennis days together.

For friends and family gifts

When you need a present for a new arrival, a tennis themed baby grow is a wonderful choice. It is practical, adorable and unisex, making it suitable for any baby. Parents will love how easy it is to wash and wear, while everyone else will love how cute it looks in photos.

It is an easy gift that combines everyday usefulness with a touch of humour and sport.

For everyday wear

This tennis onesie is not just for special occasions. It is perfect for everyday comfort, whether your baby is playing, sleeping or exploring the world one smile at a time. The breathable cotton keeps them cool in the summer and easy to layer in the winter. It is built for the realities of parent life while still keeping things fun and sporty.

It is the type of outfit that becomes everyone’s favourite because it looks great and feels even better.

For travel and family outings

Heading out for the day? This tennis baby grow is ideal for travel and adventures. It is soft, easy to move in and gentle against the skin, making it perfect for car journeys, strolls or family days at the park. The tennis ball onesie design adds personality and charm wherever you go.

It is comfort and style that travels with you and your little one effortlessly.

For Christmas and special occasions

When it comes to Christmas gifts, this tennis onesie is a perfect choice. It is festive in spirit but practical enough for everyday use. Parents will appreciate its quality and babies will love its comfort. It is a thoughtful present that fits beautifully into gift hampers or seasonal care packages.

Every tennis baby grow we make is designed to bring a smile, no matter the season.

For anyone who loves tennis

Our funny tennis baby grows are made for families who adore the game. From newborns to proud parents, they capture the fun, passion and warmth that tennis brings into people’s lives. Each tennis onesie is crafted from soft, safe fabric and designed with both comfort and creativity in mind.

Dress your baby in something that celebrates the sport you love and create memories that will last long after the final set.

Design Your Own AI Designed Product

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Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.

From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.

Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Custom Designed Products

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions

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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?

Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.

Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

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Funny Sports Mugs

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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.

Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.

Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

Sip With a Smile

T-shirt With a Smile

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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.

With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.

Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

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Funny Sports Baby Grows

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Start their sporting journey in style.

Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.

Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

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Funny Sports Water Bottles

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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.

Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.

Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.

Bottle Up the Banter