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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Know someone whose Saturday routine revolves around the 3 PM scores, desperately checking injured players, and inevitably, facing soul-crushing disappointment? This is the gift for them. Forget boring novelty socks, this hoodie is the perfect, honest acknowledgement of the painful, yet hilarious, dedication required to play FPL (Fantasy Premier League).
With a bold, cheeky slogan that cuts straight to the brutal truth of the game, this black hoodie is designed for maximum laughs and camaraderie among league mates.
Premium Quality Fabric: Crafted from a soft, durable blend, this hoodie is perfect for cosy Saturday viewing, stressful deadline days, or commiserating at the pub after a red arrow.
Bold, Humorous Slogan: Features the slogan 'My Fantasy Team F*cks Me Harder Than Life Does' printed clearly across the chest—ideal for sparking laughter and winning the season-long banter war.
Classic Black Colourway: Available in a versatile black, ensuring the slogan truly pops and matches easily with any casual attire.
Essential Comfort: Includes a spacious front pouch pocket and a comfortable drawstring hood, keeping you warm whether you’re celebrating a Captain haul or mourning a bench boost fail.
UK Standard Sizing: Designed with a comfortable, true-to-size fit for the UK market.
The Dedicated FPL Manager: Someone who lives and breathes their league, religiously follows press conferences, even when the Blanks and Double Gameweeks are actively ruining their weekend.
League Trophies & Prizes: A hilarious and unique alternative to a traditional trophy for the league 'Wooden Spoon' winner or a 'Spirit of the League' award.
Gifts for Mates: The ideal birthday, Christmas, or pre-season gift for a friend, brother, partner, or colleague obsessed with English Fantasy Football.
Banter Enthusiasts: Anyone who appreciates sharp, self-deprecating humour and isn't afraid to wear their FPL misery on their chest.
Gameweek Attire: Make an unforgettable statement while watching Match of the Day or attending a match in the cold terraces.
Don't let your mate suffer their weekly humiliation in silence. Give them the gift of commiseration and pure, unadulterated league banter. This hilarious hoodie is more than just clothing; it is a badge of honour for every Fantasy Football manager who has ever been brutally let down by a rogue defender or a last-minute goal changing their entire rank.
Click 'Add to Basket' now to secure this essential piece of fantasy gear and ensure your gift is the undisputed winner of the season.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes, this hoodie is unisex and designed for a relaxed, comfortable fit for all FPL fans regardless of gender.
Absolutely. The hoodie is great for match days, whether you are in the pub, at the stadium, or shouting at the telly from your sofa.
No. The slogan is printed using high quality techniques to ensure it remains bold and clear even after multiple washes.
We recommend washing it inside out at 30 degrees and avoiding tumble drying to preserve the print and fabric.
Yes, this product is part of our football-themed collection. You may find bundle offers or related products on the product page or through our shop collection section.
If your weekend revolves around Fantasy Premier League disasters, this funny fantasy football hoodie is the ultimate way to laugh through the pain. Designed for fans who ride the highs of a clean sheet and the crushing lows of a last-minute red card, this hoodie captures the brutal honesty of the game we all keep coming back to. Perfect for gifting, banter, or simply wearing your weekly FPL misfortunes with pride.
At Cows Corner, we know that fantasy football is not just a game, it’s a lifestyle. This black hoodie is made from premium quality fabric for maximum comfort whether you’re glued to the 3 PM kick-offs or sulking at the pub after your captain blanks. With its classic fit and UK sizing, it offers a reliable, relaxed feel ideal for both lounging and layering during winter match days.
Front and centre is a bold, hilarious slogan: ‘My Fantasy Team F*cks Me Harder Than Life Does’. It’s a statement piece that invites laughs, sparks conversation, and gives a nod to every FPL manager who’s ever been let down by a rogue defender or benched hat-trick hero.
This hoodie features a roomy front pouch pocket and adjustable drawstring hood, keeping you warm while scrolling for last-minute injury news or checking bonus points with gritted teeth. The deep black colourway ensures the white text pops while pairing easily with joggers, jeans, or your lucky match day outfit.
Whether you’re watching Match of the Day, plotting your wildcard, or just need something to wear after a brutal gameweek, this funny fantasy football hoodie delivers unbeatable value in both comfort and comic relief.
From league champions to wooden spoon holders, this hoodie is a hilarious and practical present for anyone who takes their fantasy football seriously. It’s especially suited for:
This new arrival is available to shop online now with fast dispatch from our UK-based printing hub. Whether you’re looking to get yours before the next deadline or surprise a mate with a gift that guarantees laughs, this hoodie is in stock and ready to order today. It’s a standout choice for those after a high-quality, funny football hoodie at an affordable price.
Buy for yourself or add it to your gift list for a birthday, Christmas, or start-of-season treat. With a limited stock of this exclusive design, don’t miss out, check out now to secure yours and get instant FPL respect from the league WhatsApp group.
We’re not just printing products, we’re building a creative platform where everyday legends like you can celebrate sport, humour, and individuality. At Cows Corner, every product reflects our commitment to fresh ideas, relatable laughs, and standout quality. We handle everything in-house at our UK HQ, ensuring fast turnaround times, personal service, and products you’ll be proud to wear or gift.
Order today and join the thousands of customers already turning FPL frustration into fun with our growing collection of sports-themed products.
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