Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If you know someone whose fantasy football season is a weekly exercise in frustration, this T-shirt says exactly what they are thinking. Featuring the brutally honest slogan “My Fantasy Team Is F*cking Useless”, this funny fantasy football T-shirt is made for players who live for the banter and can laugh at their own disastrous decisions. From captains who blank to transfers that somehow make things worse, it perfectly captures the pain, humour and chaos that comes with fantasy football life.
Available in classic black, this T-shirt is bold, relatable and unapologetically real. It is the kind of tee that gets worn on deadline day, during live matches, or while explaining to your mates why this week was definitely just bad luck.
Product Features
• Soft and comfortable fabric that is ideal for everyday wear
• Bold, high-quality print designed to stand out
• Classic fit that works for casual days and match nights
• Easy to style with jeans, joggers or shorts
• Available in black for a clean, no-nonsense look
Perfect For
• Fantasy football players who know their team is a disaster
• Mates who love taking and giving banter
• League members who always finish near the bottom
• Deadline day sofa managers and armchair experts
• Anyone who can laugh at their own fantasy football misery
Whether you are buying it as a birthday present, a Christmas gift, or just a tongue-in-cheek surprise for a mate who never learns, this Funny fantasy football T-shirt is guaranteed to get laughs. If fantasy football has done nothing but let them down, this is the perfect way to wear the pain with pride and turn weekly disappointment into a proper talking point.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
The slogan is cheeky and contains strong language, so it may not be suitable for younger audiences or more formal settings.
No, the high-quality print is designed to stay bold wash after wash, so your slogan stays as sharp as your fantasy league banter.
Yes, it is available for a limited time only. Once it is gone, it may not return, so we recommend ordering soon to avoid missing out.
Absolutely. It is a brilliant present for that one friend who always finishes near the bottom but never gives up.
Yes, it is ideal for match days, pub meetups, or even sofa sessions during live games. It is made for comfort and laughs.
Own the chaos with this funny fantasy football t-shirt that says what every frustrated manager is really thinking. Whether it’s another captain fail or a last-minute transfer disaster, this is the ultimate way to turn misery into humour. Featuring the blunt slogan “My Fantasy Team Is F*cking Useless”, it’s a must-have for anyone who knows that fantasy football is more heartbreak than glory.
At Cows Corner, we know fantasy football is a game of banter, bold moves, and bad luck. That’s why this t-shirt is made for sofa managers, deadline day panickers, and anyone who has ever said “never again” after another game week failure. The slogan says it all, letting you laugh through the pain while earning instant nods from fellow league sufferers.
Available in a classic black finish, this funny fantasy football t-shirt offers a clean, no-nonsense look that pairs easily with joggers, jeans or shorts. It’s perfect for live match days, pub catch-ups or as your go-to top when explaining to your mates how that last-minute wildcard was definitely the right call... at the time.
Looking for a birthday surprise, Secret Santa joke or just a cheeky way to call out your mate who always finishes bottom of the league? This funny fantasy football t-shirt is the ultimate gift. It’s ideal for those who live for the group chat roast and take the banter as seriously as the game itself.
This new arrival is already turning heads in fantasy football circles, so don’t wait to get yours. Available for a limited time only, it’s a proper statement piece for those who wear their disappointment with pride. Whether buying for yourself or someone who needs reminding that their team is, in fact, a joke, this t-shirt brings the laughs every time.
Order today from Cows Corner for a no-fuss online experience, secure checkout and quick delivery across the UK. With an affordable price and a design that hits where it hurts (in the funniest way), this is your sign to upgrade your banter wardrobe now. Add to cart before it’s gone, and remember, your fantasy team might be useless, but your style doesn’t have to be.
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