Nice Length Shame About The Width. Funny Cricket Tee, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult Sizes
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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This witty T-shirt is a must-have for cricket-loving dads. It's perfect for those who appreciate the game's finer details, whether they're coaching from the sidelines or reminiscing about their playing days. Featuring the cheeky phrase "Nice Length, Shame About the Width," it’s a lighthearted nod to cricket banter that any fan will enjoy.
Made for comfort and style, this tee is ideal for match days, pub chats, or just lounging at home. The perfect gift for dads who love cricket and a good laugh!
Features:
🏏 Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
😆 Fun and sentimental design perfect for cricket-loving families
🎁 Great gift idea for Father’s Day, birthdays, or any special occasion
🔄 Available in multiple sizes and colours
A must have for cricket loving mums and dads.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Nice length shame about the width FAQs
What material is the T-shirt made from?
What material is the T-shirt made from?
All our T-shirts are made from high-quality, soft, and breathable cotton (or a cotton blend, depending on the colour) to ensure all-day comfort.
What sizes are available?
What sizes are available?
This T-shirt comes in a range of adult sizes from Small to 4XL. Please check our size guide to find the perfect fit.
How should I wash and care for my T-shirt?
How should I wash and care for my T-shirt?
For the best results, machine wash at 30°C with similar colours. Avoid bleach, and tumble dry on low heat or air dry for longevity.
Is this T-shirt only for dads?
Is this T-shirt only for dads?
Not at all! While it makes a great gift for cricket-loving dads, it’s perfect for anyone with a good sense of humour and a love for the game of cricket
Do you offer returns or exchanges?
Do you offer returns or exchanges?
Yes! If your T-shirt doesn’t fit or you’re not 100% satisfied, you can return or exchange it within 30 days, provided it’s unworn and in its original condition.
Why Cows Corner?
Every cricket fan knows that the game isn't just about the runs and wickets—it’s also about the banter, the inside jokes, and the shared moments of laughter in the changing room and in the clubhouse. The "Nice Length, Shame About the Width" T-shirt is the ultimate tribute to that cricketing humour, making it a fantastic gift for mums and dads who live and breathe our fantastic game.
Why This T-Shirt is a Great Gift Idea
🎁 A Thoughtful and Personalised Gift for Cricket Fans
Buying gifts for mums and dads can be tricky—another pair of socks or a standard "World’s Best Dad/Mum" mug just won’t cut it. If your dad is a cricket lover, this T-shirt is a fun, personal, and meaningful way to celebrate his passion. It’s a gift that shows you truly understand his love for the sport and his sense of humour.
😆 Cricket Banter at Its Best
Cricket comes with its own language, and "Nice Length, Shame About the Width" is the kind of phrase that will instantly click with any true fan. Whether your dad played the game, watches every Test match religiously, or just loves a good bit of cricket chat, this shirt will spark smiles, nods of approval, and plenty of chuckles from teammates and fellow fans.
👕 Comfortable & Stylish for Everyday Wear
It’s not just about the joke—this T-shirt is made to be worn comfortably and confidently. Whether he's watching the match at home, heading down to the local cricket club, or enjoying a casual day out, the soft fabric, relaxed fit, and breathable material make it a go-to choice for any occasion.
🏏 A Conversation Starter
Expect this T-shirt to turn heads! Cricket enthusiasts love a good discussion, and this witty slogan is bound to start conversations. It’s perfect for those who love sharing their passion for the sport with friends, teammates, or even strangers at the pub.
🎉 Perfect for Birthdays, Father’s Day & Just Because!
Looking for a unique and memorable gift? This T-shirt is a winner for:
Premium Quality & Perfect Fit
Make Your Dad’s Day with a Gift He’ll Actually Love!
Forget the generic presents—give your cricket-loving dad something he’ll genuinely enjoy wearing and showing off. Whether he’s reminiscing about his playing days or still giving "expert" advice from the sofa, this funny and stylish T-shirt is a guaranteed hit.
🎯 Order now and bring some cricketing humour into his wardrobe! 🏏😆
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
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Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
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It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
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