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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
For cricket lovers who appreciate a bit of banter on and off the pitch, our ‘Nice Length, Shame About the Width’ hoodie is the perfect addition to your wardrobe.
Whether you’re the master of precision or the king of wayward deliveries, this hoodie is a must-have for any cricketer with a sense of humour.
Made for comfort, style, and plenty of laughs, this high-quality hoodie is ideal for wearing to nets, match days, or just relaxing after a long day in the middle.
Available in black, it’s a classic fit designed for cricketers who take their game seriously—but not themselves!
Product Features:
- Premium-quality hoodie with a relaxed, comfortable fit
- Bold cricket-themed slogan for ultimate dressing-room banter
- Made from soft, durable fabric for all-day wear
- Classic white hoodie – perfect for cricket lovers
- Available in sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL
Perfect for:
- Cricketers who love a bit of humour
- Club players and social cricketers
- Those who can land a perfect length but struggle with line
- Post-match drinks, nets, and casual wear
- The perfect gift for cricket fans with a cheeky sense of fun
Get ready to bowl them over with this hilarious hoodie – because a good sense of humour is just as important as a good line and length!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Nice Length, Shame About The Width FAQs
What sizes are available for this hoodie?

What sizes are available for this hoodie?
This hoodie is available in M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL, offering a relaxed and comfortable fit for cricket fans of all sizes.
What colour is the hoodie?

What colour is the hoodie?
The hoodie is available in classic black, making it perfect for cricket lovers
Is this hoodie suitable for wearing to cricket matches and training?

Is this hoodie suitable for wearing to cricket matches and training?
Yes! It’s designed for comfort and warmth, making it great for wearing to nets, match days, or just lounging after a long day in the middle.
What material is the hoodie made from?

What material is the hoodie made from?
The hoodie is made from a soft, durable fabric, ensuring both warmth and long-lasting wear. It’s comfortable enough for everyday use and breathable enough to wear all year round.
Would this make a good gift for a cricket fan?

Would this make a good gift for a cricket fan?
Absolutely! Whether they’re a player, coach, or just a cricket enthusiast who loves a bit of banter, this hoodie makes a great gift for any cricket lover.
Nice Length, Shame About the Width – Funny Cricket Hoodie
For cricketers who love the game as much as they love a good laugh, our ‘Nice Length, Shame About the Width’ hoodie is the ultimate choice.
Whether you’re a club player, a weekend warrior, or just someone who enjoys the social side of cricket, this hoodie delivers both comfort and classic cricket banter.
Perfect for post-match drinks, training sessions, or just relaxing at home, it’s designed for those who take their cricket seriously – but not themselves!
Why This Hoodie Is a Must-Have
Made from soft, durable fabric, this hoodie is ideal for keeping warm during early-season matches, cool evenings at the club, or while watching the big game.
The bold slogan guarantees a few laughs from teammates and fellow cricket lovers, making it an essential addition to any cricketer’s wardrobe.
Perfect Gift for Cricket Fans
Looking for a unique gift for a cricket-obsessed friend or family member? This hoodie is a guaranteed winner. Whether they’re a fast bowler, a batter, or someone who just enjoys a bit of boundary-side banter, they’ll appreciate this hilarious take on a common cricketing phrase.
Ideal for:
- Birthday gifts for cricket lovers
- Father’s Day surprises for cricket-mad dads
- Secret Santa or Christmas presents
- End-of-season awards and team socials
- Casual wear for players, coaches, and fans
Product Features
- Premium-quality hoodie with a relaxed fit for all-day comfort
- Made from soft, long-lasting fabric
- Classic white hoodie with bold cricket banter slogan
- Perfect for wearing to matches, training, or casual events
- Available in sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL
Order now and add some humour to your cricket wardrobe – or gift it to a fellow cricket fanatic for the ultimate dressing-room laugh!

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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
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