Bold, vibrant and made to stand out, perfect for birthdays, congratulations and cheeky little moments.
Luxury weight card with a high gloss UV finish, so the joke lands before the envelope is opened.
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Bold, vibrant and made to stand out, perfect for birthdays, congratulations and cheeky little moments.
Luxury weight card with a high gloss UV finish, so the joke lands before the envelope is opened.
Couldn't load pickup availability
This product is available for personalisation, making it an even more thoughtful and unique gift. You can add your own custom text before adding to your basket, which will be printed exactly as entered. Perfect for birthdays, special occasions or adding a personal touch that makes the gift feel truly one of a kind.
Personalisation
You can send this card directly to the recipient. Add their name, address and a personalised message for inside of the card, and we’ll deliver it straight to their door.
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£4.99 standard delivery, or free on orders over £50.00
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
Sending a card is simple and affordable. All cards are sent using standard postage, making them an easy and cost-effective gift option. Orders are processed within 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and bank holidays). Once dispatched, delivery times will vary slightly depending on location, but you can expect prompt delivery. As soon as your card is on its way, you will receive a confirmation email so you know it is heading to its destination. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the item back to us.
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Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
Celebrate their birthday with a knowing smile and a bit of perfectly judged golf banter. Our golf-themed birthday card featuring the line “You’re the Hole in One of People, Reliable, Fun, and a Little Obsessive About Your Clubs!” is made for those golfers who take their swing seriously but can still laugh at themselves. It is playful, affectionate, and just cheeky enough to feel personal without going too far.
This card is ideal for golfers who live for early tee times, endless club chats, and analysing every round like it is the Open. Whether they are a weekend warrior or a fully paid-up golf obsessive, this card hits the sweet spot between thoughtful and funny, making it a birthday message they will genuinely enjoy reading.
Printed in a high quality A5 format, it feels substantial in hand and looks great displayed on a shelf, desk, or clubhouse noticeboard long after the cake has gone.
Product Features
• A5-sized birthday card
• Golf themed design with humorous birthday message
• High-quality print for a premium look and feel
• Perfect balance of humour and warmth
• Ideal as a standalone card or paired with a gift
Perfect for
• Golfers who are proud of their clubs and talk about them a lot
• Friends, partners, family members, or teammates who love golf banter
• Birthday celebrations with a sporty twist
• Anyone who appreciates a card that feels chosen, not last-minute
If you are looking for a birthday card that feels personal, funny, and spot on for a golf lover, this one ticks all the boxes.
Add it to your basket and give them a birthday laugh that lands cleaner than a perfectly struck drive down the fairway.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
This card is made to resonate specifically with the obsessed player who spends more time thinking about their swing than anything else. By using authentic golf banter and acknowledging their dedication to their clubs, we help you give a message that feels personal and chosen rather than a generic last-minute option. It shows the recipient that you truly understand their passion for the game.
At Cows Corner we create 100% unique designs that you simply will not find on the high street. Our original British artwork captures the specific humour and sideline banter of UK sports culture, ensuring your card is the one they choose to keep on display in the clubhouse or on their desk long after the birthday celebrations have ended.
The tone of our golf themed birthday card is perfectly balanced to be cheeky yet affectionate. It hits the sweet spot for any fixture in your calendar, whether you are gifting it to a competitive teammate, a partner, or a parent. It provides just enough "edge" to be funny without going too far, making it appropriate for any golfer who appreciates a bit of wit.
The high quality print and substantial feel of the card provide a premium experience from the moment it is unwrapped. We focus on soul and character in our products, ensuring that when you hand this over, it feels like a high-end tribute to their hobby. It works brilliantly as a standalone gesture or as the perfect finishing touch to a larger sports-themed gift.
We act as your personal teammate to ensure the big win is celebrated even if you cannot be there. You have the option to have your gift sent directly to the recipient’s doorstep. To make the moment even more special, you can use our gift boxing service at checkout to ensure the card arrives perfectly presented and ready for the grand unveiling.
Searching for the perfect Golf Themed Birthday Card to celebrate your favourite fairway fanatic? At Cows Corner we know that being a golfer is more than just a hobby because it is a full time personality trait that involves way too much time spent talking about new drivers. This premium A5 card is made for the player who treats every Saturday morning like the back nine at the Open and takes their club selection as seriously as their career. We have designed this piece to capture the playful sideline banter that makes British sports culture so special. It features the witty line You’re the Hole in One of People, Reliable, Fun, and a Little Obsessive About Your Clubs which is guaranteed to get a genuine laugh at the breakfast table or in the clubhouse.
When you shop online with us you are choosing original British design that moves away from the generic options found on the high street. This Golf Themed Birthday Card hits the sweet spot between affectionate and cheeky making it an ideal choice for a partner, teammate, or parent who lives for early tee times. The high quality print ensures it feels substantial in the hand and looks great displayed on a shelf long after the candles have been blown out. It is a fantastic way to show you actually listen to their twenty minute rants about the latest shambolic bunker shot or their perfectly struck drive down the middle of the fairway.
If you need to find a gift that feels chosen rather than last minute then this Golf Themed Birthday Card is a winner. Every one of our products is designed and printed right here in Britain because we believe in supporting local craftsmanship while ensuring quick delivery for our customers. You can order today and have the card sent directly to your doorstep or we can act as your personal teammate and send it straight to the recipient. This card is currently in stock and ready to be the highlight of their special fixture. Simply add to cart to secure this unique design for the legend in your life who is finally transitioning from the office to the green.
At Cows Corner we are fans just like you and we understand that life is a series of great moments that deserve a proper trophy or a cracking card. This Golf Themed Birthday Card is part of our mission to create soulful items that reflect the passion and occasional heartbreak of being a sports devotee. Whether they are turning eight or eighty our humorous message lands cleaner than a pro approach shot. The A5 format offers plenty of space for your own personal message inside so you can toast their hard earned success or gently mock their latest handicap. It is the best value way to bring a bit of magic to their dugout on their big day.
Do not miss out on the chance to get yours before their next big birthday fixture arrives. Our Golf Themed Birthday Card is made to be a standalone tribute or the perfect companion to one of our premium water bottles or witty t-shirts. We have removed the stress of gifting by offering a seamless experience from the moment you browse to the final delivery. You can check price and availability across our entire range of unique sports products to find the perfect match for any member of the squad. We take pride in being a trusted brand that helps you celebrate the people and passions that make the weekend worth waiting for.
Confirm order now to ensure you have the right message ready for the coach of the household or the weekend warrior. This card represents 100 percent unique design that was born at our kitchen table and refined for the true fan. If you are looking for an affordable way to score some serious points with a loved one then this is the ideal fixture for your calendar. Avoid the disappointment of a last minute dash to the shops and choose a card that proves you know exactly what makes them tick. Join the team at Cows Corner and make their next birthday a cup final victory with a card they will genuinely enjoy reading.
