Soft, cosy and built to last, ideal for all occasions birthdays, Christmas and every chilly training night.
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Soft, cosy and built to last, ideal for all occasions birthdays, Christmas and every chilly training night.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
This Funny Darts Hoodie with the slogan ‘One Hand For The Pint, One Hand For The Darts’ is the perfect combination of humour and comfort. Designed for those who live for the banter of a night at the oche, this hoodie celebrates that unbeatable pub darts spirit where laughter, competition, and a pint go hand in hand.
Whether it’s worn down the local or on a relaxed weekend, it’s sure to get smiles and nods from fellow players who know exactly what it means to have their priorities straight.
Product Features:
- Premium quality white hoodie made from a soft cotton blend for warmth and comfort
- Durable print designed to last wash after wash
- Relaxed fit, perfect for casual wear or layering up on cooler evenings
- Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug fit
- Double-lined hood with adjustable drawstrings
- Available in multiple sizes for the perfect fit
Perfect For:
- Darts enthusiasts who love a laugh and a pint
- Pub regulars who take their game as seriously as their beer
- Friends and family looking for a funny and unique birthday or Christmas gift
- Team-mates or club members wanting something to wear before and after matches
- Anyone who appreciates classic British humour and pub culture
With its witty slogan and high-quality finish, this hoodie is more than just comfortable clothing, it’s a statement piece for anyone who loves a good laugh and a touch of style. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or as a gift, it’s guaranteed to bring a smile and spark conversation every time it’s worn.
Add it to your basket today and give your wardrobe that perfect mix of humour and style.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes, it’s a unisex fit and designed to suit all darts fans, whether you’re a player, spectator or pub regular. The classic shape and style make it an easy choice for anyone.
No, the print is designed to last wash after wash. For best results, wash it inside out on a cool cycle and avoid tumble drying.
Absolutely. It’s one of our most popular gifts for birthdays, Christmas, team wins or just to bring a smile to a mate’s face. It pairs perfectly with a pint and some friendly competition.
Yes, it’s perfect for league nights, pub games, or just spectating. The slogan is a great conversation starter and always gets a few laughs.
Yes, it’s one of several darts-themed products at Cows Corner. We also offer mugs, hoodies and more, all with the same witty take on pub sport culture.
Raise your game and your glass with this Funny Darts T-shirt, made for those who know that a good throw and a good pint go hand in hand. Whether you're hitting bullseyes or just the bar, this humorous hoodie brings pub banter to your wardrobe with a slogan that says it all, ‘One Hand For The Pint, One Hand For The Darts’.
At Cows Corner, we believe that your clothes should speak your language. That’s why this premium white hoodie blends a cheeky slogan with a soft cotton blend, keeping you warm without sacrificing style. The relaxed fit makes it perfect for layering up during league nights, late pub sessions or chilled weekends at home. Designed with ribbed cuffs, a double-lined hood, and adjustable drawstrings, it’s the hoodie you didn’t know you needed, until now.
This Funny Darts T-shirt is more than just a laugh. It’s a conversation starter, a knowing nod to your fellow players, and a salute to those who understand that the spirit of the game is just as important as the score. Whether you’re buying for yourself or looking for a funny birthday or Christmas gift, this is a winning choice every time.
This is the hoodie for darts fans who know the pub is as important as the oche. Perfect for:
Available now and in stock, this Funny Darts T-shirt is part of our sports-themed range that celebrates the quirks of British games and pub culture. Add to cart today and enjoy quick delivery straight from our UK headquarters. Looking for a bundle offer or something for the whole team? Check our darts collection for more funny slogans and styles.
With an affordable price and a premium finish, this is the perfect chance to get yours before it’s gone. Great value, loads of laughs and ready to order today, what more could you want? Whether you’re shopping for a laugh or looking for a special price gift idea, this hoodie is a sure-fire winner.
Our products are made to celebrate individuality and bring people together over shared passions, like darts, banter and beer. Cows Corner combines comfort and cheek with a unique voice that speaks to sports fans across the UK. Each item is printed in-house for quality control, fast turnaround, and that personal touch that keeps customers coming back for more.
Don’t miss out, shop the collection now and find the best value in British sports humour clothing. Limited stock available, so order today and bring a bit of banter to your next night out.
Whether you're shopping for a darts-mad dad or a young pub quiz champion-in-the-making, these Funny Darts T-shirt products always hit the mark. Birthday gifts with humour and personality stand out, especially when they reflect someone's passion. From witty slogans to clever designs, they’re ideal for themed celebrations or just to raise a laugh on their special day. Add to cart for a birthday present that’s as memorable as it is comfortable.
Christmas gifting doesn’t have to be boring, in fact, it shouldn’t be. Our Funny Darts T-shirt collection makes it easy to shop online for something with character. Perfect for pub players, team-mates or that one uncle who thinks he’s the Phil Taylor of your local, these items bring festive cheer and banter in equal measure. Order today to take advantage of quick delivery and exclusive Christmas deals.
Whether he's a pub league legend or just loves a throw and a pint, there’s no better way to show appreciation than with a gift that speaks his language. Our Father’s Day darts products offer great value and humour in one. Choose from relaxed-fit T-shirts or hoodies with slogans he’ll love, delivered straight to your door in time for the big day.
Sporty mums and sideline supporters deserve recognition too. Surprise her this Mother’s Day with a Funny Darts T-shirt that says she’s not just a fan, she’s part of the team. With comfortable fits and tongue-in-cheek designs, it’s a great way to say thanks for all those lifts, snacks and pep talks over the years.
Mark the end of an academic journey with something they’ll actually wear. Our Funny Darts T-shirt gifts bring personality to graduation presents, whether it’s finishing school, college or university. Shop the collection for motivational and funny designs that say ‘well done’ without being dull. Ideal for young adults who’ve mastered both books and the bullseye.
Celebrate a long darts season with a gift that lasts. These Funny Darts T-shirt items make brilliant end-of-season tokens, whether you’re the coach, captain or team parent. Funny, wearable and affordable, they’re a fun alternative to trophies or certificates. Order today and give players a keepsake to remember the year by.
Coaches deserve more than a handshake. Show appreciation with a thoughtful darts-themed gift they’ll actually enjoy using. Whether it’s a hoodie, mug or framed print, our selection makes it easy to find something original and full of character. A proper thank you for all the hours spent on and off the oche.
Mark that hard-fought promotion or trophy win with a team gift that celebrates the spirit of the squad. Our Funny Darts T-shirt designs are ideal for post-match socials, pub gatherings, or just as a memento of a top season. Buy in bundles for even better value and give everyone a laugh along with the memories.
For couples who bonded over pub games or cheer on the same team, a darts-themed anniversary gift can hit the sweet spot. Think matching T-shirts or a design that nods to their favourite pastime. Perfect for those who prefer wit over wine and who know a night out means checking the dartboard before the menu.
Forget flowers. If your partner loves their arrows more than their apps, a Funny Darts T-shirt makes for a cheeky Valentine’s Day gift. Think puns, slogans and personal touches that show you know them, and love them, even when they hit the wall instead of the board. Limited stock around Valentine’s so get yours early.
When it’s time to hang up the darts, or just cut back to weekend leagues, retirement gifts that reflect a lifetime of pub nights and match wins are always appreciated. Choose a high-quality hoodie or printed mug with a message that blends nostalgia with a good laugh. Order online for fast delivery and guaranteed smiles.
Commemorate a young player’s debut with a gift that marks the moment. Our products are perfect for first-time players stepping up to the oche. Ideal for parents or grandparents looking to show support without going over the top. A wearable memory of a proud milestone.
Wish them well in style. Whether it's for a local tournament, new league or moving clubs, a Funny Darts T-shirt makes a brilliant good luck token. It's practical, personal and full of character, just like the person you're giving it to. Shop now to find your favourite and send them into their next game with confidence.
From team-mates who always turn up to parents who never miss a match, a well-timed thank you goes a long way. These T-shirts are a fun and thoughtful way to show appreciation for support, encouragement and time given. Perfect for volunteers, sponsors, or that one team member who always brings the biscuits.
Make their new place feel like home with a darts-themed gift that suits their vibe. Whether it’s a hoodie for lounging or a mug for their morning cuppa, these make for brilliant housewarming presents. Affordable, original and perfect for dartboard-decorated kitchens or pub-inspired dens.
Celebrate a sporty couple’s big day with something light-hearted and memorable. Our Funny Darts T-shirt gifts offer a great twist on traditional wedding presents, think “Perfect Match” or “Scored for Life” slogans. Ideal for couples who love their sport as much as they love each other.
Injured player? Recovering fan? Nothing lifts the spirits like a personalised hoodie or mug that makes them smile. These gifts are perfect for keeping morale up during time off the oche. Send now with quick delivery and brighten their recovery one throw at a time.
Moving up a level in sport is a big deal. Mark it with a darts-themed gift that acknowledges the achievement. A relaxed-fit hoodie or playful T-shirt can help bridge the gap from junior to senior, with a touch of style and a lot of pride.
Sometimes the best gifts aren’t for an occasion at all. Our Funny Darts T-shirt products are perfect for spontaneous surprises. Whether it’s cheering up a mate, rewarding a good game or just sharing a laugh, these items make everyday moments a bit more fun. No reason needed, just good vibes and quick delivery.
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Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
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Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
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