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One Swing, One Hole One Very Smug Golfer | Funny Golf T-shirt
  • A brilliant present for anyone who loves sport, banter, and feeling cosy at the same time.
  • Guaranteed to get a laugh, a nod, or a cheeky comment wherever you wear it.
  • Durable print and premium fabric that hold their shape and colour wash after wash.
  • Super-soft inner lining and relaxed fit make it perfect for chilling, travelling, or casual nights out.
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One Swing, One Hole One Very Smug Golfer | Funny Golf T-shirt

  • A brilliant present for anyone who loves sport, banter, and feeling cosy at the same time.
  • Guaranteed to get a laugh, a nod, or a cheeky comment wherever you wear it.
  • Durable print and premium fabric that hold their shape and colour wash after wash.
  • Super-soft inner lining and relaxed fit make it perfect for chilling, travelling, or casual nights out.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.

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Cows Corner Reviews

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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”

– Owen Craft

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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”

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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”

– Kirsty Holgate

Key Hoodie Features
  • Cotton-faced fabric – Smooth feel, vibrant prints, and everyday comfort.
  • Brushed back fleece lining – Provides warmth, softness, and breathability.
  • Raglan sleeves – Sporty style and unrestricted movement.
  • Lined hood with cross-neck detail – Adds structure, warmth, and modern design.
  • Taped neck – Prevents irritation and reinforces durability.
  • Half-moon back yoke – Improves fit and maintains long-lasting shape.
  • Front pouch pocket with reinforced stitching – Convenient storage and added warmth.
  • 2x2 ribbed cuffs and hem – Flexible comfort and a secure fit.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.

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We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.

About This item

  • Relaxed Fit - Designed for all-day comfort, this T-shirt features a relaxed fit that provides ample room without feeling oversized. Whether you're wearing it for casual outings, lounging at home, or layering it under outerwear, the relaxed cut ensures unrestricted movement and breathability. The fit is carefully tailored to flatter various body types while maintaining a laid-back, effortless style.
  • PurePrint Fabric – The Ultimate Surface for Decoration - Made using innovative PurePrint fabric, this T-shirt offers an exceptional surface for decoration, making it the ideal choice for custom prints and branding. The fabric's smooth, high-quality texture ensures sharp, long-lasting designs. PurePrint fabric enhances color vibrancy, allowing logos, graphics, and text to stand out with crisp detail and professional appeal.
  • Ribbed Crew Neck - A classic ribbed crew neck adds durability and comfort to the design, ensuring a snug yet flexible fit. The ribbed texture provides elasticity, helping the neckline maintain its shape even after repeated washes and wear. This timeless design feature complements both casual and activewear looks, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe.
  • Taped Back Neck - The taped back neck enhances the T-shirt's durability by reinforcing the seam for added strength and longevity. This feature not only prevents stretching but also provides extra comfort by reducing friction against the skin. The smooth, structured finish contributes to a polished look, making it perfect for everyday wear.
  • Twin Needle Stitching - Precision-made with twin needle stitching, this T-shirt is built for durability. The double stitching technique reinforces seams, ensuring they hold up to regular use and washing without fraying or weakening. This meticulous construction method enhances both the longevity and overall quality of the piece.
  • Side Seams for Shape Retention - Designed to maintain its structure over time, this T-shirt incorporates side seams that prevent twisting or losing its shape. Unlike tubular construction, side seams help the T-shirt conform to the body while retaining its original fit, ensuring a consistently flattering silhouette even after multiple washes.
  • Wash Dark Colours Separately - To preserve the rich, deep tones of darker T-shirts, it is recommended to wash them separately from lighter items. This precaution helps prevent color bleeding and maintains the integrity of both the T-shirt and surrounding clothing. Following care instructions ensures longevity, keeping the fabric looking fresh and vibrant for longer.

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Designed to Last

Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, every Cows Corner hoodie is built to last. From the smooth, high-quality print to the durable cotton blend fabric, it’s designed to handle everyday wear while keeping its shape and softness. More than just a hoodie, it’s a fun and personal statement, something to wear, enjoy, and share, time and time again.
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Funny and Personal

Cows Corner hoodies combine humour and personality in every stitch. Each design brings a playful twist to everyday wear, featuring witty slogans and clever sports-inspired phrases that make people smile. They’re not just warm and comfortable, they’re conversation starters that show off your sense of humour and individuality. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or as a fun, thoughtful gift for someone special, a Cows Corner hoodie adds a personal touch that’s as unique and entertaining as the person wearing it.
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Comfortable All Day Long

Our Cows Corner hoodies are designed to keep you warm, comfortable, and ready for anything. With a soft brushed interior and a relaxed fit, they’re perfect for chilly mornings, laid-back weekends, or everyday wear. The fabric feels smooth on the outside and cosy on the inside, giving you that all-day comfort you’ll never want to take off.

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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.

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If you know someone who cannot resist a cheeky bit of golf humour or someone who loves to remind everyone about that one glorious shot, then our Funny Golf T-shirt with the slogan 'One Swing, One Hole, One Very Smug Golfer' is the perfect gift.

Designed for golfers who enjoy a bit of banter on the course and in the clubhouse, this black tee brings together comfort, personality, and a generous helping of British wit. 

Whether they are reliving their best shot or enjoy taking the mick out of their mates, this T-shirt is guaranteed to raise a laugh every single time it is worn.

Made from soft, durable materials and printed with high-quality inks, it is built to last through every round, every wash, and every retelling of that unforgettable hole-in-one. It is ideal for birthdays, Christmas, celebrations, or just because someone needs reminding they are not as modest as they think.

Product Features

• Premium quality black T-shirt
• Soft-feel fabric that stays comfortable all day
• High quality print designed to last wash after wash
• Classic fit suitable for all golfers
• Great gift idea for golfers who enjoy banter and a laugh

Perfect For

• Golf lovers who enjoy a cheeky joke
• Players who still talk about their best swing years later
• Friends and family members who appreciate funny slogan tees
• Anyone who loves golf banter on and off the course

Bring a smile to the face of your favourite golfer and let them show off their sense of humour in style. This T-shirt is a fun, memorable, and easy gift that they will wear proudly.

Treat someone special today and give them a reason to feel just a little bit smug all over again.

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

 6109100010

Country of origin

 Bangladesh

Material

 Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

 Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

Customs, Duties and Taxes

Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

Damages

TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.

Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

T-shirt Care Guide

To keep your T-shirt looking its best for as long as possible, it’s important to follow a simple wash care routine. Always wash it at 30° to protect the fabric and preserve the colour, and turn it inside out before it goes into the machine so the outside stays smooth and vibrant. Washing with similar colours helps prevent any unwanted colour transfer, keeping your T-shirt looking clean and crisp. Once washed, avoid the tumble dryer altogether and let it air dry naturally, which is much gentler on the fibres and helps maintain the shape and feel of the garment. By giving it this bit of extra care, your T-shirt will stay comfortable, reliable, and ready to wear time and time again.

One Swing, One Hole One Very Smug Golfer FAQs

What is the fit of this T-shirt like?

The T-shirt has a classic fit that suits most body types. It is not too tight and not too loose, making it comfortable for everyday wear on or off the golf course.

Is the material soft and breathable?

Yes, the T-shirt is made from soft feel fabric that stays comfortable all day. It is lightweight, breathable and ideal for golfers who want to stay relaxed during a round.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

No, the T-shirt is printed using high quality inks designed to last. You can wash it multiple times without worrying about fading or cracking.

Is this T-shirt suitable as a gift?

Absolutely. It makes a brilliant gift for golfers who love a laugh. It is ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day, retirement, or as a funny surprise.

Is this T-shirt part of a larger golf collection?

Yes, it is. Cows Corner has a growing range of golf themed products, all designed with humour and personality. You can browse the full collection on our website.

Why Cows Corner?

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    Unique products & Designs

    We sell a wide variety of items using custom designs that you will only find at Cows Corner

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    Made in the UK

    All products are printed, packed and delivered from our UK headquarters.

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    Use fast and flexible worldwide delivery methods to reach customers all over the globe.

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    We’re here to help on live chat from 9 to 5 every weekday, plus a help centre full of step-by-step tutorials to get you started.

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    Products you order today will be packed and delivered the following day

Funny Golf Hole in One T-shirt – The Perfect Tee for Smug Golfers

Looking for a funny golf hole in one T-shirt that brings laughs on and off the course? This cheeky black tee delivers the banter in full swing with the slogan 'One Swing, One Hole, One Very Smug Golfer'. Whether you're buying for a mate who won’t stop going on about their one great shot or a golfer who thrives on winding up the group chat, this is a must-have addition to their collection.

Shop now for quality, comfort and guaranteed laughs

Made for comfort and designed to last, this T-shirt is made from soft feel fabric with a classic fit that suits every golfer. The high quality print stands up to repeated washing, endless retellings, and years of clubhouse storytelling. At Cows Corner, we know how important it is to celebrate your sporting highs with a side of humour, and this tee does exactly that.

Whether it’s their first hole in one or their fiftieth exaggerated tale, this shirt lets them wear their golf glory with pride. Pair it with their favourite trousers or throw it on after a round, it’s a versatile and hilarious option that fits every season.

Available online – order today and get yours

Looking for an affordable and memorable golf gift? This funny golf hole in one T-shirt is available now and ready to order today with quick delivery and secure checkout. Whether it’s for a birthday, Father’s Day or just because someone needs reminding of their own smugness, this tee is always a hit. It's one of the best value picks in our golf collection, with limited stock, so don’t wait too long to add it to your basket.

This tee also makes a great talking point for golf days, stag dos, and weekend society matches. It’s a proper laugh, and with its standout design and premium finish, it’ll stay looking good even after a few too many rounds, of golf or drinks.

Why choose Cows Corner for funny sports tees?

At Cows Corner, we believe in turning everyday banter into bold, wearable products. Our sports-themed collections are full of wit, personality, and British humour, all made with care at our UK headquarters. We manage our own printing and shipping, so every item is checked for quality and sent with a personal touch.

This tee is part of our growing golf collection, made for players who love the game as much as they love a good wind up. With Cows Corner, you're not just getting a T-shirt, you’re getting a story, a smirk, and a brilliant gift they’ll wear again and again.

Product Features

  • Premium quality black T-shirt
  • Soft feel fabric for lasting comfort
  • Classic fit suitable for all golfers
  • High quality print that stands the test of time
  • Cheeky slogan for golfers who enjoy a laugh

Perfect For

  • Golf lovers who can’t resist a bit of banter
  • Players still talking about their best ever swing
  • Funny golf society gifts and club presents
  • Friends and family who enjoy humorous slogan tees

This is your chance to get yours before they’re gone. The funny golf hole in one T-shirt is the sort of gift that becomes a talking point, a running joke, and a wardrobe favourite. Shop online with Cows Corner today and give the smug golfer in your life a reason to smile every time they open the drawer.

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Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.

Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

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Funny Sports Mugs

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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.

Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.

Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.

With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.

Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

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Funny Sports Baby Grows

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Start their sporting journey in style.

Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.

Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

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Funny Sports Water Bottles

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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.

Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.

Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.

Bottle Up the Banter