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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
This hoodie says it all for cricketers who love a bit of banter! Whether you’re a seasoned club player or a weekend warrior, "Pad Up, Shut Up & Try Not to Nick Off" is the ultimate phrase every batter has heard (or should have).
It is perfect for keeping warm, chilly match days or simply lounging around in cricketing comfort.
Made for cricket lovers who appreciate the game's finer details – including the all-too-familiar struggle of keeping the outside edge under control!
Product Features:
- Soft and comfortable fabric, ideal for year-round wear
- Classic fit with a cosy, brushed fleece lining
- Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug feel
- Spacious kangaroo pocket to keep hands warm
- Adjustable drawstring hood
- Durable print designed to last season after season
- Available in black – the classic cricket look
- Sizes: M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
Perfect for:
- Club cricketers who love a bit of dressing-room banter
- Players who’ve ‘nicked off’ one too many times
- Cricket lovers looking for a fun and comfy hoodie
- The perfect gift for any cricket-mad friend, teammate, or family member
Get yours today and proudly wear your cricketing wisdom (or struggles)!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Pad Up, Shut Up and Try Not to Nick Off FAQs
What size should I order?

What size should I order?
This hoodie comes in sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. It has a classic fit, so if you prefer a looser feel, consider going up a size.
Is the hoodie suitable for wearing all year round?

Is the hoodie suitable for wearing all year round?
Yes, it’s made from a soft, medium-weight fabric with a brushed fleece lining, making it warm enough for cooler months but comfortable enough for all-year wear.
Will the print fade after washing?

Will the print fade after washing?
No, the design is printed using high-quality, durable inks that are made to last. To keep it looking its best, wash inside out on a cool setting.
Is this hoodie only for cricketers?

Is this hoodie only for cricketers?
Not at all! While it's perfect for cricket lovers, anyone who enjoys a bit of sports-related humour will love it.
Can I get this hoodie in other colours?

Can I get this hoodie in other colours?
Currently, it's only available in black to keep that classic cricket feel. If more colours are introduced, we’ll let you know!
Pad Up, Shut Up & Try Not to Nick Off – Funny Cricket Hoodie
Step up to the crease in style with the ultimate cricket banter hoodie! Whether you're a club cricketer, a weekend warrior, or just a cricket fan who loves a bit of humour, this hoodie is a must-have.
Featuring the classic phrase, "Pad Up, Shut Up & Try Not to Nick Off," it’s perfect for those who know the struggle of avoiding the outside edge all too well.
Designed for comfort and warmth, this high-quality hoodie is ideal for post-match beers, chilly morning nets, or simply lounging around while watching the cricket.
Made from soft, durable fabric, it offers a classic fit with a cosy fleece lining, ensuring you stay warm whether you’re on the sidelines or in the stands.
Product Features
- Premium-quality fabric for long-lasting comfort
- Soft brushed fleece lining for warmth
- Classic fit with ribbed cuffs and hem
- Spacious kangaroo pocket for added practicality
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a personalised fit
- Durable print designed to withstand repeated washes
- Available in black
- Sizes: M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
Who Is This Hoodie For?
- Club cricketers who love a bit of dressing-room banter
- Players who have ‘nicked off’ one too many times
- Cricket lovers who enjoy a good laugh
- Anyone looking for a fun and comfortable hoodie with a cricket twist
The Perfect Gift for Cricket Fans
Looking for the ideal gift for a cricket-mad friend or family member? This hoodie makes the perfect present for:
- Birthday gifts for cricket lovers
- Christmas presents for teammates and friends
- End-of-season awards and club giveaways
- Father’s Day gifts for cricket-mad dads
- Leaving gifts for club players and coaches
Order yours today and give the ultimate cricket banter hoodie to someone who lives and breathes the game!

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