Bold, vibrant and made to stand out, perfect for birthdays, congratulations and cheeky little moments.
Luxury weight card with a high gloss UV finish, so the joke lands before the envelope is opened.
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Bold, vibrant and made to stand out, perfect for birthdays, congratulations and cheeky little moments.
Luxury weight card with a high gloss UV finish, so the joke lands before the envelope is opened.
Couldn't load pickup availability
This product is available for personalisation, making it an even more thoughtful and unique gift. You can add your own custom text before adding to your basket, which will be printed exactly as entered. Perfect for birthdays, special occasions or adding a personal touch that makes the gift feel truly one of a kind.
Personalisation
You can send this card directly to the recipient. Add their name, address and a personalised message for inside of the card, and we’ll deliver it straight to their door.
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£4.99 standard delivery, or free on orders over £50.00
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
Sending a card is simple and affordable. All cards are sent using standard postage, making them an easy and cost-effective gift option. Orders are processed within 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and bank holidays). Once dispatched, delivery times will vary slightly depending on location, but you can expect prompt delivery. As soon as your card is on its way, you will receive a confirmation email so you know it is heading to its destination. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the item back to us.
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Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
Celebrate a brand new arrival with a card that speaks fluent football and comes packed with proper sideline banter. Our football themed new baby card featuring the line “Just 18 Years Until the Premier League Debut!” is the perfect way to welcome the newest future superstar to the world. It’s playful, cheeky, and spot on for families where football is more than just a weekend hobby.
Designed for football lovers who enjoy a laugh as much as the beautiful game, this card adds a light-hearted twist to a special moment. Whether the parents are lifelong supporters, five a side legends, or already planning matchday routines around nap times, this card feels personal, fun, and brilliantly on brand.
Printed in a high-quality A5 format, it looks great on display in the nursery or proudly stood among the growing pile of congratulatory cards. It’s bold enough to raise a smile now, and funny enough to still make sense years down the line.
Product Features
• A5-sized new baby card
• Football-themed design with the phrase “Just 18 Years Until the Premier League Debut!”
• High-quality print with a premium look and feel
• Designed to raise a smile and spark a bit of football banter
• Ideal as a standalone gift or paired with a present
Perfect for
• Football mad parents and families
• New mums and dads who love a bit of banter
• Friends welcoming a new baby into a football-loving household
• Anyone convinced the next big signing has just arrived
If you’re looking for a new baby card that feels thoughtful but still has plenty of personality, this one ticks all the boxes. It’s funny without trying too hard, football-themed without being cheesy, and guaranteed to stand out from the usual baby cards.
Add it to your basket and give the newest arrival a welcome that’s worthy of a future star of the game.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
At Cows Corner, we believe a new arrival is the ultimate "signing" for any family. Most cards are filled with generic sentiment, but our Football Themed New Baby Card brings proper sideline banter to the celebration. It is designed specifically for football-mad households, ensuring your message stands out from the pile of traditional, fluffy designs with a cheeky nod to the beautiful game.
Absolutely. We made this card to speak the language of true supporters. By featuring the "18 Years Until the Premier League Debut" joke, it connects with the dream every sport-loving parent has for their little one. It moves away from generic baby themes and focuses on the passion and humour that define British matchday culture, making it a much more personal and memorable gift.
Yes, we can act as your personal teammate to make sure your congratulations arrive on time. If you can’t be there in person to celebrate the big win, you can choose to have us send the card straight to their dugout. To make it feel even more like a trophy presentation, you can even opt for our premium gift boxing service at checkout.
Every design you see at Cows Corner, including this Football Themed New Baby Card, is born at our kitchen table and refined by our creative team. You won’t find these specific illustrations or witty lines on any high street. This means you are giving a one-off piece of British-designed humour that reflects the authentic spirit of being a fan.
While many baby cards are tucked away in a drawer, our designs are intended to be a permanent matchday memory. The high-quality print and bold design make it a brilliant display piece for a nursery. It serves as a fun "scouting report" that parents will love to look back on years from now when their future star is actually old enough to lace up their boots.
Our Football Themed New Baby Card offers the perfect scouting report for the newest addition to your squad. At Cows Corner we know that for many families a new arrival is simply the latest signing in a lifelong love affair with the game. This card skips the typical sentimental fluff and goes straight for the sideline banter that makes matchdays so much fun. While other cards focus on sleepy bears or soft clouds we focus on the inevitable eighteen year countdown to that professional debut at the highest level of English football.
When you buy this premium A5 card you are choosing a product that understands the unique passion of British sports culture. We made this design right here in the UK for parents who live for the weekend fixtures and already have a tiny kit waiting in the nursery. It features the cheeky line about the Premier League debut because we know every sport mad parent is secretly measuring their little one for boots before they can even crawl. This is not just a card it is a statement of intent for the next generation of talent. You can shop now to secure a card that will definitely earn a spot on the mantelpiece above the standard supermarket options.
The quality of our Football Themed New Baby Card reflects the high standards we set at Cows Corner for all our unique products. We use premium materials to ensure the print looks sharp and professional because your newest teammate deserves nothing less than a top tier welcome. Whether the parents are die hard season ticket holders or five a side legends who never quite made the big leagues they will appreciate the humor and the nod to their favourite pastime. It serves as a brilliant standalone gesture or the ideal accompaniment to one of our sports themed baby grows or blankets.
Choosing the right welcome for a future star is an important decision but we make it easy to get yours without any fuss. You can add to cart today and rely on us to handle the rest with the efficiency of a well drilled defence. If you cannot make it to the hospital or the home visit in person we provide a service to send your Football Themed New Baby Card directly to the recipient. We can even pack it into one of our branded gift boxes to make the unboxing feel like a trophy presentation. This hassle free process ensures that even if you are cheering from the sidelines you can still deliver a winning message to the new parents.
Finding an affordable yet high quality gift for a christening or a birth can be a challenge but our collection offers the best value for fans who want something original. We avoid generic mass produced designs in favour of items that have a bit of soul and a lot of personality. This Football Themed New Baby Card is a new arrival in our shop that has already become a fan favourite for its witty take on the journey from the cradle to the stadium. It captures the excitement of the beautiful game and the joy of a new family member in one sleek package.
We invite you to explore our full range of sports themed items where you can always find a deal on unique gifts that you won't see on the high street. Every time you purchase from us you are supporting local British design and getting a product made with real fans in mind. Our Football Themed New Baby Card is in stock and ready to be dispatched so you can stay ahead of the game. Give the newest member of the household a welcome that is truly worthy of a future star and celebrate this massive life win with a touch of Cows Corner magic.
