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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Serve up some style and let your sense of humour do the talking with our "I don't smash rackets, just hoodies" design.
Whether you're a seasoned tennis player, a courtside banter king or queen, or just someone who appreciates a good pun, this hoodie is an ace addition to your wardrobe.
Made for comfort and guaranteed to raise a smile, it’s perfect for off-court lounging, club socials, or just turning heads at your local café.
This hoodie is available in classic black and adult sizes ranging from M to 4XL. It brings the heat without breaking any rackets.
Product Features
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Unisex adult fit in sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL
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Soft and cosy cotton-blend fabric
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Ribbed cuffs and hem for a comfy fit
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Kangaroo pocket for keeping hands warm or tennis balls handy
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Bold white slogan: "I don't smash rackets, just hoodies."
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Colour: Black
Perfect For
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Tennis lovers with a cheeky sense of humour
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Coaches, players, and fans who love a bit of off-court banter
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Club socials, casual wear or post-match wind-downs
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Gifting the tennis nut in your life
🎾 Add some personality to your tennis wardrobe or gift it to someone who lives and breathes the game.
This hoodie won’t improve your serve but will serve serious style.
Ready to smash it?
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Don't Smash Rackets Just Hoodies FAQs
What sizes does the hoodie come in?

What sizes does the hoodie come in?
This hoodie is available in adult sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. It’s a unisex fit, so we recommend checking our size guide if you’re unsure which to go for.
Is the hoodie suitable for both men and women?

Is the hoodie suitable for both men and women?
Yes, the hoodie is designed as a unisex fit, making it ideal for all tennis lovers who enjoy a bit of playful banter.
What material is the hoodie made from?

What material is the hoodie made from?
The hoodie is made from a soft and cosy cotton-blend fabric, perfect for keeping warm on chilly match days or when relaxing off court.
Can I wear this hoodie for playing tennis?

Can I wear this hoodie for playing tennis?
While it’s not designed as activewear, it’s perfect for warming up, cooling down, or showing off your love for tennis in everyday life.
Will the print fade or crack over time?

Will the print fade or crack over time?
The design is printed using high-quality methods to ensure it stays sharp and vibrant with proper care.
I Don't Smash Rackets, Just Hoodies – Funny Tennis Hoodie
Looking for the perfect blend of comfort, humour, and tennis-inspired style? Our "I Don't Smash Rackets, Just Hoodies" design is a winning choice for tennis fans who like to keep their cool on and off the court.
Whether you're buying for yourself or as a gift, this bold black hoodie is guaranteed to raise a smile – no tantrums or racket smashing required.
Crafted from a soft cotton-blend fabric, it offers everyday comfort with a side of cheeky banter.
The slogan is printed in crisp white across the front, making it ideal for tennis lovers who enjoy a laugh, whether they're playing, coaching, watching, or simply relaxing.
Who is this hoodie for?
This hoodie has been designed for adults who love tennis and don't take themselves too seriously. It’s a must-have for:
- Tennis players – from club regulars to weekend warriors
- Coaches and fans with a sense of humour
- Those who enjoy playful, sporty style with a bit of attitude
- Anyone who’s ever been tempted to throw a racket, but opted for a hoodie instead!
The perfect gift for any tennis occasion
Whether you're looking for a birthday present, a quirky Christmas gift, or something fun for Father's Day or Mother’s Day, this hoodie serves up a brilliant surprise.
It also makes a fantastic thank-you gift for a coach, teammate, or tennis buddy who’s always up for a laugh.
- Birthday gifts for tennis lovers
- Secret Santa or Christmas surprises
- Father’s Day or Mother’s Day with a sporty twist
- Leaving gifts for tennis teammates or coaches
- Post-tournament treats for the MVP in your life
Product Features
- Available in unisex adult sizes: M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL
- Classic black colour with bold white slogan
- Soft, comfortable cotton-blend fabric
- Kangaroo front pocket for added cosiness
- Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug fit
- Designed and printed in the UK
Don’t miss your chance to serve up some style and get a few laughs while you're at it. This hoodie is more than just a great fit – it’s a conversation starter for anyone who lives and breathes tennis. Grab yours now and let everyone know you don’t smash rackets… you smash style.

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
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Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
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Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.