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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Cricket lovers with a sense of humour, this one’s for you! Our ‘Stop Looking at My Middle Stump’ hoodie is perfect for those who enjoy the game and a bit of cheeky cricket banter. Whether you’re at the club, in the nets, or just out and about, this hoodie is bound to raise a few laughs.
Made from high-quality fabric, it’s comfortable, warm, and designed for ultimate relaxation off the pitch. With a bold statement that only true cricket fans will appreciate, it’s the perfect way to show your love for the sport – and your sharp sense of humour.
Product Features:
- Made from a soft and cosy fabric blend, ideal for cooler days
- Classic fit with ribbed cuffs and hem for extra comfort
- Large front pocket to keep hands warm or stash essentials
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a custom fit
- High-quality print that won’t fade or peel
- Available in white
- Sizes: M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
Perfect for:
- Cricket fans who love a laugh
- Players who want to bring banter to the pavilion
- Coaches, teammates, and club members
- A unique gift for cricket lovers with a great sense of humour
- Casual wear at the clubhouse, pub, or weekend outings
If cricket is life and banter is essential, this hoodie belongs in your collection.
Grab yours today, and let the laughs begin!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Stop Looking at My Middle Stump FAQ
What sizes are available?

What sizes are available?
This hoodie is available in M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL, ensuring a comfortable fit for all cricket fans.
What colour is the hoodie?

What colour is the hoodie?
It comes in classic white, making the bold cricket banter stand out.
Is the hoodie suitable for both men and women?

Is the hoodie suitable for both men and women?
Yes, this hoodie has a unisex fit, making it ideal for anyone who loves cricket and a bit of humour.
How should I wash the hoodie?

How should I wash the hoodie?
For best results, wash at 30°C, turn it inside out to protect the print, and avoid using a tumble dryer to maintain the quality and don't iron the print
Is this hoodie a good gift for a cricket fan?

Is this hoodie a good gift for a cricket fan?
Absolutely! Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, or just a fun surprise, this hoodie is perfect for any cricket lover who enjoys a bit of banter.
Stop Looking at My Middle Stump – Funny Cricket Hoodie
Inject some humour into your wardrobe with our ‘Stop Looking at My Middle Stump’ hoodie, designed for cricket lovers who enjoy the game as much as the banter that comes with it.
Whether you’re at the club, in the stands, or simply out and about, this hoodie is guaranteed to turn heads and raise a few laughs.
Made for ultimate comfort and style, it’s the perfect casual wear for those who live and breathe cricket.
Why This Hoodie is a Must-Have
If cricket is more than just a sport to you, then this hoodie is an essential addition to your collection. With its cheeky slogan, high-quality design, and relaxed fit, it’s perfect for those who love to mix sport with a bit of fun. Whether you’re watching the game, warming up in the nets, or heading to the pub after a match, this hoodie ensures you do it in style.
Product Features
- Soft, comfortable, and durable fabric for all-day wear
- Unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem for added warmth
- Large front pocket for keeping hands warm or storing small essentials
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a customised fit
- Premium-quality print that won’t fade, crack, or peel
- Available in classic white
- Sizes: M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
The Perfect Gift for Cricket Fans
Struggling to find a unique gift for a cricket lover? This hoodie is an ideal choice for those who enjoy the lighter side of the game. Whether they’re a player, coach, umpire, or just a dedicated fan, they’ll love the playful design and comfortable fit.
Great for Every Occasion
- Birthday gifts – Surprise a cricket-mad friend or family member
- Christmas presents – The perfect festive gift for cricket lovers
- Father’s Day – A fun and practical gift for cricket-loving dads
- End-of-season awards – A lighthearted prize for teammates and club members
- Just because – Treat yourself to some cricket banter in hoodie form
Whether you’re a seasoned player or an armchair critic, the ‘Stop Looking at My Middle Stump’ hoodie is a brilliant way to showcase your love for cricket and a bit of banter.
Don’t miss out—order yours today and bring some fun to the game!

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