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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Keep the birthday celebrations at match point with this brilliant Funny Tennis Birthday Card featuring the line You're Not Getting Older, You’re Just Adding More GRAND SLAM To Your Record. Perfect for anyone who loves tennis and enjoys a bit of cheeky banter, this A5 card brings humour and charm together in one winning shot. Whether it is for a mate, a family member, or that tennis fanatic who never misses a match, this card will guarantee a good laugh before the cake is even cut.
Product Features
• A5 size for a bold and eye-catching birthday message
• Printed on high-quality card for a premium feel
• Blank inside for your own personalised message
• Includes a matching envelope
• Designed for tennis lovers who enjoy a good laugh
Perfect For
• Tennis enthusiasts of all ages
• Friends and family who appreciate witty sporting humour
• Anyone who enjoys a fun and memorable birthday card
• Tennis coaches, club players, or fans who live for the Grand Slam season
Serve up a smile on their special day and give them a card that feels like a championship-winning moment. This is the perfect way to ace their birthday and show them you went for something a bit more special than the usual high street choice. Grab yours today and make their celebration feel like lifting a trophy.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
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Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes, the humour is lighthearted and family-friendly, making it ideal for tennis fans of all ages.
Yes, you can shop the full Cows Corner tennis collection to create a fun gift bundle. There are mugs, T-shirts and other witty designs available.
Yes, this is an original Cows Corner design that you will not find anywhere else.
Yes, you can add the recipient's address at checkout and we will send it directly to them for you.
Yes, we occasionally run bundle offers and discounts for multiple card purchases. Keep an eye on the site for current deals.
Serve up laughter from the first glance with these tennis themed birthday cards that are perfect for fans of the sport. At Cows Corner, we believe birthdays should be fun, personal and packed with character, and this cheeky A5 card delivers all three with winning form. Featuring the witty line “You're Not Getting Older, You're Just Adding More GRAND SLAM To Your Record,” it’s a perfect match for anyone who lives for tennis, loves humour and appreciates something a little different to the usual high street selection.
Whether you’re shopping for a tennis coach, club player or that one mate who insists on wearing sweatbands to the pub, this card will hit the sweet spot. Printed on high-quality card for a premium feel, it’s made to be noticed and remembered. The A5 size makes a bold impression and the blank inside gives you full control over your message, whether you're going for heartfelt or hilarious. Each card includes a matching envelope for a complete look, ready to hand over or pop in the post.
Our tennis themed birthday cards are made with attention to detail and printed in-house at our UK headquarters to ensure consistent quality and fast turnaround. Whether you’re looking for a one-time purchase or stocking up for upcoming birthdays, this card offers the best value for those who like their humour with a sporty spin. Looking for a great gift bundle? Pair this with one of our tennis mugs or slogan tees from the tennis collection to create a memorable surprise. Order today while it's still in stock and enjoy quick delivery straight to your door.
We design every product in our sports-themed range to celebrate the personalities behind the passions. At Cows Corner, we don’t do generic. Our tennis collection is made for real fans, the Grand Slam obsessives, the Sunday league servers, and the couch coaches shouting at Wimbledon. This birthday card joins a line-up of exclusive, original designs that bring humour and identity to gifting. From affordable price points to limited time deals, there's always something new and exciting to explore in our ever growing collection.
This tennis themed birthday card is currently in stock and ready to ship. Whether you're sending it direct or handing it over in person, it's sure to raise a smile. Buy online with secure checkout and enjoy a hassle-free experience from a trusted brand. Looking for more? Shop the full Cows Corner tennis collection for witty, original products made for sports lovers who don’t take themselves too seriously.
Make birthdays better with a card that scores big on personality. Add to cart now and get ready to serve up serious laughs.
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