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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If you know someone who treats the oche like their second home and never misses a chance for a bit of banter, this funny darts hoodie is the perfect gift. Featuring the bold slogan The Oche Where Legends Are Made and Excuses Are Born, it celebrates everything people love about darts, from glorious winning moments to those hilarious close calls that somehow always have an excuse behind them.
This hoodie is designed for comfort on match nights, pub league evenings, or lazy weekends spent watching the darts on TV or just cheering on Luke the Nuke!
Available in classic black, it is the kind of hoodie that sparks conversation and makes people smile before the first dart is even thrown. Whether it is for a friend who thinks they are the next world champion or someone who loves the pub atmosphere and a laugh with their mates, this hoodie always hits the mark.
Product Features
• Soft and comfortable material that is perfect for everyday wear
• High-quality print designed to last wash after wash
• Unisex fit suitable for players and fans of all ages
• Available in black, which pairs easily with jeans and casual outfits
Perfect For
• Darts fans who love a laugh and a bit of cheeky banter
• Pub league players who think every missed double deserves an excuse
• Friends and family looking for a fun darts-themed gift
• Birthdays, Christmas, secret Santa and darts night surprises
This hoodie brings together comfort, humour, and an evident love for the game, making it an easy choice for anyone who wants to give a memorable and genuinely enjoyable gift.
If you want something that will be worn with pride and get a few laughs along the way, this is the one that belongs in your basket.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
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Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
The hoodie is available in a full range of unisex sizes suitable for darts fans of all ages. You can check the size guide to make sure you choose the best fit.
Yes it has a unisex fit that makes it comfortable and flattering for everyone.
Yes the print is designed to stay clear and vibrant even after many washes so the design remains sharp for a long time.
Absolutely. It is ideal for pub league evenings match nights or casual games with friends.
It makes a brilliant gift for birthdays Christmas Fathers Day Mothers Day and any occasion where a sports fan would appreciate something fun and memorable.
If you're shopping for a darts fan who lives for banter and never misses a shot at a laugh, this funny darts hoodie is exactly what you need. Featuring the slogan “The Oche Where Legends Are Made and Excuses Are Born,” it captures everything that makes pub darts great, legendary wins, questionable misses, and the endless excuses that follow. Perfect for evenings at the oche, weekends at the pub, or simply watching the match on TV, this hoodie keeps the jokes flowing and the comfort levels high.
This hoodie isn’t just for looks, it's made to be worn and enjoyed. With a soft and breathable fabric, it offers day-long comfort whether you’re lining up doubles or lining up another pint. The high-quality print stays sharp and clear, match after match, wash after wash. Available in classic black, it’s an easy match with jeans or joggers, and it’s the kind of darts hoodie that sparks conversation from the first throw.
Its unisex fit makes it ideal for all darts players and pub league regulars, no matter their age or skill level. Whether they’ve hit a 180 or barely hit the board, this hoodie is all about celebrating the fun, camaraderie, and cheeky excuses that make darts more than just a game.
At Cows Corner, we know that darts is more than scoring points, it’s about the laughs, the friendships, and the perfect excuse for another round. That’s why this funny darts hoodie makes an ideal gift for anyone who enjoys the sport with a side of banter. Whether it’s a birthday, Christmas present, secret Santa surprise, or just a spontaneous treat, this hoodie is always a winner.
Shop online today to get yours while it’s still in stock. Looking for a great value darts-themed gift? This is a no-brainer. With a price that won’t make you miss your double and the quality you’d expect from a trusted brand, it’s the kind of item that fans will wear with pride. Check out our darts collection now to find other new arrivals and bundle offers available for a limited time only.
Ready to spark some laughs on darts night? Add this funny darts hoodie to your basket and checkout with confidence thanks to our secure checkout and quick delivery service. With limited stock and high demand during darts season, now is the perfect time to order. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or as a gift, this hoodie offers unbeatable comfort, cheeky humour, and premium value in one easy purchase.
Only at Cows Corner will you find sports-themed products that truly speak your language, made for fans, by fans, with a generous dose of fun thrown in. Join thousands of happy customers who’ve already found their new favourite hoodie. Don’t miss your chance, order today and bring home the banter.
Birthdays are the perfect excuse to bring out something a little cheeky. A funny darts hoodie is ideal for both adults and kids who love a bit of banter with their sport. Whether it’s for a darts-mad dad or a pub league hero in the making, it’s a present that’s guaranteed to raise a smile and become their go-to hoodie on and off the oche.
When it comes to Christmas gifting, the funny darts hoodie is a hit for fans who enjoy a bit of sport with their stuffing. Perfect for secret Santa surprises, stocking fillers or main gifts for darts fans, it adds humour and warmth to those long festive evenings in front of the telly. Combine it with a matching mug or novelty gift for a bundle offer that delivers real value.
If your dad’s second home is the pub dartboard, a funny darts hoodie will definitely hit the mark this Father’s Day. It’s the kind of thoughtful but light-hearted present that he’ll actually want to wear, whether he’s throwing doubles or just watching the pros. Pair it with a pint and you’ve got a low price win he’ll talk about all year.
Sporty mums deserve more than flowers. For Mother’s Day, surprise her with a funny darts hoodie that shows you’ve noticed her love of the game. Whether she’s cheering from the sidelines or quietly competitive on darts night, this makes a fun and thoughtful gift that blends personality with premium comfort.
Finishing school, college, or uni deserves a bit of recognition, especially for those who’ve balanced studies with sport. A funny darts hoodie is a great way to say well done with a gift that celebrates both effort and entertainment. It's an affordable and lasting keepsake that’s far more memorable than a card.
Whether you’re the team captain or the unofficial pub league joker, end-of-season awards are a great time to bring humour into the spotlight. Gift a funny darts hoodie to the player who’s hit the most 180s or come up with the best excuses. It’s a perfect way to celebrate the season’s highs, and near misses.
Behind every good darts team is a great coach or mentor. A funny darts hoodie makes a clever and heartfelt thank you, especially for grassroots or community-level teams. It's something they’ll actually wear and remember you by, offering both value and appreciation in one easy order.
When the team pulls off a win, it’s time to mark the moment. Whether it's a pub league promotion or a local tournament triumph, gifting each team member a funny darts hoodie adds to the celebration. They’re fun, wearable, and make the win feel official long after the last pint’s been poured.
If you and your partner bonded over the oche, a funny darts hoodie makes a perfect anniversary present. Whether it's a shared joke, a team you follow together, or just mutual banter, it's a reminder of what you both enjoy. Not your usual romantic gift, and that’s exactly the point.
Say “you’re my number one fan” with a gift that’s as fun as your relationship. A funny darts hoodie brings a personal twist to Valentine’s Day, especially for couples who love a bit of healthy competition. It's a fun alternative to traditional gifts, and one that lasts much longer than a box of chocolates.
When a player or lifelong fan hangs up their darts, mark the moment with a hoodie that celebrates their love for the game. Funny slogans and comfortable fits make retirement gifts feel personal, without being overly sentimental. A great shout for darts club legends or long-serving pub regulars.
Welcome the next generation of darts fans with a matching hoodie for mum or dad. While the little one might be in a baby grow, this hoodie is a perfect gift for proud new parents who can’t wait to introduce their child to match nights and pub banter. Funny, functional and full of personality.
A first tournament is a big deal. Whether it’s a youth league debut or a first adult pub game, a funny darts hoodie adds a bit of light-hearted motivation. It’s a memorable gift that makes the moment feel important without overdoing it, perfect for building confidence and memories.
Before a big match, everyone appreciates a bit of encouragement. A funny darts hoodie is a great way to say “you’ve got this” while keeping the mood relaxed. It’s a fun, wearable way to show support, and it gives the player something to smile about before and after the game.
From the parent who drives to every game to the teammate who brings the energy, a funny darts hoodie is a fantastic way to say thank you. It’s a little bit different and a lot more fun than a card or standard gift voucher, and shows that you’ve noticed the effort they put in.
Know someone moving into a new place who lives and breathes darts? A funny darts hoodie is a perfect light-hearted housewarming gift. It’s wearable, easy to post, and likely to be thrown on before the first box is even unpacked. Pair it with a darts-themed mug for a quick bundle deal.
Who says wedding gifts have to be serious? A funny darts hoodie makes a clever add-on gift for couples who play together or support the same team. Whether it’s a nod to how they met or just something fun for the honeymoon suitcase, it’s a conversation starter that adds real character.
If someone’s off their feet, a funny darts hoodie is a great way to lift their spirits. Whether they’re missing matches due to injury or just feeling under the weather, the mix of comfort and humour makes this a practical and thoughtful present. It’s also a great way to say “we miss you at the oche.”
Sometimes the best gifts come out of nowhere. A funny darts hoodie is perfect for those random moments when someone just needs a pick-me-up. It’s spontaneous, it’s funny, and it’s a great way to show you’ve been thinking of them, no occasion needed. Add to cart and spread the laughs.
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
