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  • The Perfect Darts Gift: A guaranteed 180 for any fan, player, or pub-league pro.
  • Oche-Ready Comfort: Lightweight, breathable fabric perfect for a night at the board.
  • Pub-Side Banter: Witty slogans that hit the bullseye and spark a laugh with mates.
  • Long-Lasting Print: Expertly printed in the UK to stay vibrant match after match.
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  • Pub League Comedy: Features the iconic slogan "The Oche: Where Legends Are Made and Excuses Are Born", perfect for any player who knows the struggle of a missed double.
  • Premium Comfort: Made from high quality soft cotton for all day comfort whether you are competing or enjoying a post match pint.
  • Athletic Unisex Fit: Designed with a classic cut that offers a stylish look and comfortable feel for darts enthusiasts of all genders.
  • Durable British Quality: Printed in the UK with a long lasting finish that stays bold and clear through every tournament and wash.

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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.

That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.

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  • Relaxed Fit – Comfortable cut with room to move, flattering for different body types, ideal for casual wear, lounging, or layering.
  • PurePrint Fabric – Smooth, high-quality surface designed for sharp, vibrant, long-lasting custom prints and branding.
  • Ribbed Crew Neck – Durable, elastic neckline that keeps its shape after washing, adds comfort and flexibility.
  • Taped Back Neck – Reinforces the seam for strength, prevents stretching, reduces friction for comfort, and gives a neat finish.
  • Twin Needle Stitching – Double stitching on seams for durability and resistance to fraying, boosting longevity.
  • Side Seams for Shape Retention – Helps the T-shirt keep its structure and fit, preventing twisting or warping after washes.
  • Wash Dark Colours Separately – Care instruction to maintain deep tones, prevent color bleeding, and preserve fabric vibrancy.

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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.


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  • Relaxed Fit - Designed for all-day comfort, this T-shirt features a relaxed fit that provides ample room without feeling oversized. Whether you're wearing it for casual outings, lounging at home, or layering it under outerwear, the relaxed cut ensures unrestricted movement and breathability. The fit is carefully tailored to flatter various body types while maintaining a laid-back, effortless style.
  • PurePrint Fabric – The Ultimate Surface for Decoration - Made using innovative PurePrint fabric, this T-shirt offers an exceptional surface for decoration, making it the ideal choice for custom prints and branding. The fabric's smooth, high-quality texture ensures sharp, long-lasting designs. PurePrint fabric enhances color vibrancy, allowing logos, graphics, and text to stand out with crisp detail and professional appeal.
  • Ribbed Crew Neck - A classic ribbed crew neck adds durability and comfort to the design, ensuring a snug yet flexible fit. The ribbed texture provides elasticity, helping the neckline maintain its shape even after repeated washes and wear. This timeless design feature complements both casual and activewear looks, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe.
  • Taped Back Neck - The taped back neck enhances the T-shirt's durability by reinforcing the seam for added strength and longevity. This feature not only prevents stretching but also provides extra comfort by reducing friction against the skin. The smooth, structured finish contributes to a polished look, making it perfect for everyday wear.
  • Twin Needle Stitching - Precision-made with twin needle stitching, this T-shirt is built for durability. The double stitching technique reinforces seams, ensuring they hold up to regular use and washing without fraying or weakening. This meticulous construction method enhances both the longevity and overall quality of the piece.
  • Side Seams for Shape Retention - Designed to maintain its structure over time, this T-shirt incorporates side seams that prevent twisting or losing its shape. Unlike tubular construction, side seams help the T-shirt conform to the body while retaining its original fit, ensuring a consistently flattering silhouette even after multiple washes.
  • Wash Dark Colours Separately - To preserve the rich, deep tones of darker T-shirts, it is recommended to wash them separately from lighter items. This precaution helps prevent color bleeding and maintains the integrity of both the T-shirt and surrounding clothing. Following care instructions ensures longevity, keeping the fabric looking fresh and vibrant for longer.

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Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, every Cows Corner T-shirt is built to last. From the high-quality print to the soft, durable cotton blend, it’s designed to stay comfortable and keep its shape wash after wash. More than just a T-shirt, it’s a fun and personal statement, something to wear, enjoy, and share, time and time again.

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Cows Corner T-shirts bring humour and personality to everyday style. Each one features a playful slogan or clever sports-inspired design that’s guaranteed to get a smile. They’re soft, comfortable, and made to stand out, perfect for showing off your sense of humour and individuality. Whether you’re treating yourself or finding the ideal fun gift for someone special, a Cows Corner T-shirt adds that personal touch that’s as unique and entertaining as the person wearing it.

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Our Cows Corner T-shirts are made for comfort, laughter, and everyday wear. Each one feels soft and breathable from the moment you put it on, keeping its shape wash after wash. Whether you're out and about, relaxing at home, or sharing a laugh with friends, our tees are made to feel good and look even better, fun, relaxed, and unmistakably Cows Corner.

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Bring a bit of darts humour to the oche with this brilliant Funny Darts T-shirt featuring the slogan ‘The Oche Where Legends Are Made and Excuses Are Born’. Whether you throw like a pro or blame the dodgy lighting every time, this T-shirt celebrates everything we love about darts and the banter that comes with it. Designed for dart lovers who enjoy a laugh as much as a perfect checkout, it is the ideal gift for anyone who takes their pub league seriously but not themselves.

Made in classic black, it is a comfortable, easy-to-wear T-shirt that fits right in at the pub, the oche or a night out watching the big match. If you are looking for something fun, cheeky and guaranteed to spark conversation, this is the one.

Product Features
• Soft cotton blend for a comfortable all-day feel
• High-quality print that keeps its shape and colour
• Classic unisex fit suitable for all dart-throwing styles
• Durable fabric that handles regular wear and plenty of post match excuses

Perfect For
• Darts players at any level
• Fans who love a bit of pub league banter
• Birthdays, Christmas or surprise gifts for darts enthusiasts
• Anyone who enjoys mixing humour with their favourite sport

This T-shirt is a guaranteed winner for darts fans who love a good laugh. Treat yourself, or make someone’s day by gifting them a tee that captures the real spirit of the game. It is fun, bold and made to be worn with pride. Grab yours now and let the excuses begin.

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Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

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UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

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All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

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International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

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Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

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T-shirt Care Guide

To keep your T-shirt looking its best for as long as possible, it’s important to follow a simple wash care routine. Always wash it at 30° to protect the fabric and preserve the colour, and turn it inside out before it goes into the machine so the outside stays smooth and vibrant. Washing with similar colours helps prevent any unwanted colour transfer, keeping your T-shirt looking clean and crisp. Once washed, avoid the tumble dryer altogether and let it air dry naturally, which is much gentler on the fibres and helps maintain the shape and feel of the garment. By giving it this bit of extra care, your T-shirt will stay comfortable, reliable, and ready to wear time and time again.

In Darts We Trust, in Beer We Believe FAQs


What sizes is the Funny Darts T-shirt available in?

The T-shirt comes in a full range of unisex sizes from Small to 3XL. It's a classic fit that suits most body types comfortably.

Is the Funny Darts T-shirt suitable for both men and women?

Yes, the unisex design makes it a great choice for everyone. Whether it's a gift or a treat for yourself, the style works well for all darts fans.

Will the print fade in the wash?

No, the slogan is printed using high-quality methods to keep it looking sharp wash after wash. Just wash it inside out on a cool setting for best results.

Is the T-shirt only available in black?

At the moment, yes, the black background makes the slogan stand out brilliantly. Other colour options may be introduced later based on demand.

Is this a good gift for someone who plays darts casually?

Absolutely. Whether they play weekly or just enjoy a laugh over a pint and a few throws, this T-shirt is a brilliant gift that brings the banter.

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Funny Darts T-shirt for Sale – Pub Humour That Hits the Mark

The Funny Darts T-shirt is made for those who take their throwing seriously but not themselves. With the slogan "In Darts We Trust, In Beer We Believe", this new arrival adds a healthy dose of banter to your wardrobe. Whether worn down the pub, at league night or as part of your weekend rotation, it’s the ideal pick for players who love a laugh between throws. Available in classic black, it’s ready to raise a smile and maybe a pint too.

Buy Now for a Dart of Humour at a Great Price

This funny darts T-shirt is more than just a novelty. Made from soft, breathable cotton and designed to hold its shape and sharp print through every wash, it’s a premium-quality item that delivers lasting comfort and conversation. Featuring a unisex fit, this is one of those affordable gifts that’s spot on for darts fans of any age, but prefferably legal drinkers! Whether you’re buying for a mate, dad, or treating yourself, the Funny Darts T-shirt is available to order today while stocks last.

Perfect Gift for Darts Fans Who Love a Laugh

Looking for a birthday surprise, Father’s Day present or Christmas treat? This T-shirt makes a brilliant choice for anyone who enjoys the lighter side of life at the oche. It’s a fun, easy win for mates who believe every game should come with banter and a cold pint. With a design that always gets people talking, it’s the kind of product that feels right at home whether you’re aiming for a 180 or just making your round at the bar.

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  • Soft, breathable fabric designed for all-day comfort
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  • Classic unisex cut that suits everyone
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Ready to find your next favourite darts tee? This funny darts T-shirt is available online now with fast delivery and secure checkout. At Cows Corner, we aim to make it easy to shop for yourself or someone else. With every order made in-house at our UK headquarters, you can trust you’re getting great value and reliable quality every time. Whether it’s your first order or you’re adding to your collection, you’ll always find something original here.

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At Cows Corner, we believe everyone should be able to wear their humour on their sleeve. Our sports-themed collections are designed to mix personality with everyday comfort, and the Funny Darts T-shirt is no exception. From bold slogans to cheeky nods to pub culture, everything we make celebrates originality. This T-shirt is currently in stock and available to shop now, but with limited availability, we recommend you get yours before it’s gone.

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Birthdays. A Top Pick for Sports Fans of All Ages

Whether it’s for a pub league regular or a teenager who just joined their first darts team, the Funny Darts Hoodie is a brilliant birthday gift. It’s especially popular for those who enjoy a bit of cheeky banter with their celebrations. With its comfortable fit and humorous print, it’s the kind of present that gets worn straight away. Easy to shop online and available for quick delivery, it makes last-minute birthday gifting simple and stress-free.

Christmas. A Funny Darts Gift That Always Delivers

Looking to save time and still impress during the festive season? The Funny Darts Hoodie offers a unique alternative to the usual Christmas presents. It’s ideal for dart fans, pub quiz kings and anyone who loves the fun side of the sport. Wrapped up under the tree or worn to the Boxing Day darts session, it’s a gift that gets laughs and keeps players warm. Take advantage of seasonal offers and get yours in time for the big day.

Father’s Day. A Bullseye Gift for Dads Who Love Darts

Dad’s day sorted. For those who spend Sunday afternoons watching the darts or playing in a local league, this Funny Darts Hoodie is a winning choice. Perfect for dads who have mastered the art of excuses and take pride in their questionable averages. Pair it with a pint and a match on TV, and you've got a premium Father’s Day bundle without the premium price. Order today and claim a thoughtful yet fun gift.

Mother’s Day. For Mums Who Support from the Sidelines

Whether she’s cheering from the bar or taking on the local pub league herself, sporty mums will love the comfort and style of this hoodie. It’s a fun and affordable option that shows you recognise her personality as well as her support. Add to cart and choose a size that suits, it’s a great way to say thank you with a smile this Mother’s Day.

Graduations. Celebrate Their Finish with a Funny Twist

For students graduating from school, college or university who also happen to love darts, this hoodie makes a great ‘well done’ gift. It’s casual, funny and useful, perfect for their next chapter whether that’s the pub league or a new job. Available now with hassle-free ordering and quick delivery, it’s a clever way to mark the moment with humour.

End-of-Season Awards. Recognise the Real MVPs

Whether it’s for the player who hit every double or the one who brought the best excuses, this hoodie makes a brilliant end-of-season gift. Coaches and captains often look for funny but meaningful presents, and this fits the bill. Order in bundles for the whole team or select a few for standout characters. Available online and ready for fast dispatch.

Thank You Coach Gifts. A Hoodie That Hits the Mark

Coaches who’ve kept the team motivated deserve something better than a basic gift. This Funny Darts Hoodie shows appreciation with a bit of personality. It’s a great choice for club organisers, youth coaches or anyone who makes the team tick. Shop now and check price options for team gifting ideas.

Team Wins or Promotions. Celebrate the Season in Style

Mark a title-winning season or promotion to the next division with a hoodie that captures the joy and jokes of the game. Ideal for team photos, pub celebrations or even the presentation night, it’s available for same-day dispatch and can be ordered in quantity. A proper keepsake with laughs built in.

Anniversaries. When Both Love Darts and Laughs

If your anniversary falls during darts season, this hoodie is the perfect way to share a smile with your partner. For couples who play together or support the same pub team, it’s a thoughtful yet cheeky surprise. Available now with secure checkout and affordable prices that don’t break the romance or the bank.

Valentine’s Day. A Different Kind of Love Match

Why go traditional when you can gift something that actually reflects your relationship? This Funny Darts Hoodie is a hit with couples who share a love for competition, pub culture or a bit of fun. Ideal for a “number one fan” themed gift, it’s a clever twist on classic Valentine’s ideas. Limited stock available during peak gifting weeks, so order early.

Retirement. A Brilliant Send-Off for the Darts Legend

For players stepping back from league nights or long-time fans hanging up their darts, this hoodie makes a brilliant send-off. It’s part celebration, part memory, and all comfort. A retirement present that gets worn, laughed at and remembered. Check availability online and get one before the season ends.

New Baby Arrivals. Something for the Future Champion

Sporty parents love passing on their passions early. While the Funny Darts Hoodie isn’t baby-sized, it’s perfect for new parents who want something fun for themselves while managing sleepless nights. Pair with a matching baby grow from the Cows Corner range for a complete gift bundle.

First Match or Tournament. Mark the Milestone

Whether it’s a child’s first league game or an adult returning to the oche, the Funny Darts Hoodie adds a sense of occasion. Great for photos, post-match pub visits or simply remembering the day, it’s available in a full range of sizes and ready to go. Secure your order online today.

Good Luck Gifts. Hit the Bullseye Before They Do

Send a teammate, friend or loved one off to their big game with a hoodie that gives them a laugh and some comfort. It’s not superstitious, but it’s definitely supportive. Delivered quickly and available for last-minute orders, it’s a perfect way to say ‘you’ve got this’ without saying a word.

Thank You / Appreciation Gifts. For the Ones Who Make It Happen

From parents driving to matches to volunteers setting up events, show your thanks with a gift that’s both funny and wearable. The Funny Darts Hoodie is easy to size, order and deliver, making it a low-stress way to express genuine appreciation with character. Find your perfect fit online today.

Housewarming. A Comfy Addition to the New Home

If their new place includes a dartboard or just a good sense of humour, this hoodie fits right in. A light-hearted housewarming gift that’s great for casual wear around the house or down to the local. Affordable, fun and available with quick delivery.

Weddings or Engagements. For the Couple Who Love a Good Throw

Unusual, yes. Unforgettable, definitely. When two sports fans tie the knot, the Funny Darts Hoodie can be a fun surprise on the day or as part of an engagement gift. Add a card and a few drinks, and you’ve got an exclusive bundle they’ll talk about for years. Limited stock makes this one a great early bird option.

Get Well Soon Gifts. Bring Comfort with a Smile

Injured players or under-the-weather fans need two things: rest and humour. This hoodie offers both. Comfortable enough to wear while recovering, and funny enough to lift spirits. Add to cart and send now, it’s a small gesture that means a lot.

Just Because. Surprise Someone with a Smile

No occasion? No problem. The Funny Darts Hoodie is one of those gifts that just works when you want to cheer someone up or treat yourself. Affordable, fun and always ready to ship, it’s a small win any day of the week. Shop online now and find your reason later.

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