This Court Ain't Big Enough For Your Excuses! 10oz / 285ml, White Ceramic Mug, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe, Perfect For Your Morning Brew
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Serve up some serious banter with our This Court Ain’t Big Enough For Your Excuses mug – perfect for tennis-loving parents who enjoy a cheeky laugh at their kids’ expense.
Whether it’s a missed backhand or a dodgy line call, this mug says what every tennis parent thinks.
Crafted for courtside coffee breaks or post-match tea, this 10oz ceramic mug is as bold as your forehand and sharp as your comebacks.
With its clean white finish and hilarious slogan, it’s guaranteed to be a smash hit.
Product Features
• 10oz high-quality ceramic mug
• Crisp white finish with bold black text
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Ideal for hot drinks – tea, coffee, or a courtside cuppa
• Printed in the UK with a durable, long-lasting design
Perfect for
• Tennis mums and dads with a sense of humour
• Parents who coach (or commentate!) from the sidelines
• Gifts for tennis-mad kids with a cheeky streak
• Anyone who enjoys sport-themed banter over a brew
Whether you're rallying through the week or just need a mug that speaks your language, this one's for you.
So why ace your gift game and grab one today? After all, there's no excuse not to...
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
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This Court Ain't Big Enough For Your Excuses FAQs
Is the mug dishwasher safe?
Is the mug dishwasher safe?
Yes – it’s fully dishwasher safe, so no need to worry about the design fading or scrubbing it clean by hand.
Can I use this mug in the microwave?
Can I use this mug in the microwave?
You certainly can. It’s microwave safe, so you can reheat your brew between sets without a hitch.
What size is the mug?
What size is the mug?
This is a 10oz ceramic mug – the perfect size for your morning tea or coffee.
Is the design printed on both sides?
Is the design printed on both sides?
Yes – the slogan appears on both sides of the mug, so it gets a laugh whether you're left- or right-handed.
Is this mug suitable for children?
Is this mug suitable for children?
Absolutely – it’s a fun, light-hearted design that’s perfect for tennis-mad kids (especially those who can handle a bit of cheeky banter from Mum or Dad!).
Why Cows Corner?
This Court Ain’t Big Enough For Your Excuses – Funny Tennis Mug
If you're a tennis-loving parent with a sharp wit and a cheeky sense of humour, this is the mug you've been waiting for.
The ‘This Court Ain’t Big Enough For Your Excuses’ 10oz ceramic mug is the perfect way to bring a bit of playful banter into your daily brew – especially when your young tennis star needs a gentle reminder that it might not be the racket’s fault!
Designed for parents who spend their weekends at the courts, cheering (and maybe coaching from the sidelines), this mug strikes the perfect balance between fun and function.
Whether you’re sipping your morning tea before a junior match or enjoying a post-training coffee, this mug is bound to become your courtside essential.
Product Features
- Premium 10oz ceramic mug
- Crisp white finish with bold, humorous text
- Printed on both sides – perfect for left- and right-handers
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Durable design made to last – no fading or peeling
- Designed and printed in the UK
Perfect for:
- Tennis mums and dads who live for match day
- Parents with kids in tennis clubs or academies
- Side-line coaches with a love for sporting humour
- Gifts for children who love tennis and a good giggle
Ideal Gift Occasions:
- Birthday presents for junior tennis players
- Christmas gifts for sports-mad families
- Father’s Day or Mother’s Day with a twist
- Thank you gifts for tennis coaches
- Fun rewards after tennis tournaments or club events
This mug isn’t just a novelty – it’s a slice of sporting life, a dash of family banter, and a daily reminder that excuses don’t win sets. Whether you're treating yourself or surprising a fellow tennis parent, it’s guaranteed to raise a smile (and probably an eye-roll from the kids!).
Order yours today and add a touch of tennis humour to your morning routine – because when it comes to excuses, this court just isn’t big enough…
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Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
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With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
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Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
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It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget
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Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
