Soft, cosy and built to last, ideal for all occasions birthdays, Christmas and every chilly training night.
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Soft, cosy and built to last, ideal for all occasions birthdays, Christmas and every chilly training night.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If you know someone who takes darts a little too seriously, this hoodie will hit the bullseye. Our Funny Darts Hoodie featuring the slogan “Throw. Miss. Swear. Repeat.” perfectly sums up the ups and downs of any darts night, whether you’re in the local pub or playing at home. Designed for those who love the game, enjoy a laugh, and don’t mind admitting their aim isn’t always spot-on, this hoodie makes the ideal gift for darts lovers with a sense of humour.
Product Features:
• Made from a soft cotton blend for comfort and warmth
• Durable print that stays sharp wash after wash
• Classic fit with a drawstring hood and front pocket
• Available in black, making it perfect for both casual wear and pub nights
Perfect For:
• Darts players who love a bit of banter
• Friends and family looking for a fun, relatable darts gift
• Pub league teammates or those who always claim they “almost had it”
• Birthdays, Christmas, or just as a cheeky surprise for the darts addict in your life
Every dart thrower knows the feeling, the focus, the near miss, the colourful language that follows, and then doing it all over again. This hoodie captures that hilarious cycle and turns it into a statement every Darts lover can wear with pride.
Treat yourself or surprise someone who lives for dart nights with a hoodie that’s as funny as it is comfortable.
Get ready to throw, miss, swear, and repeat, in style.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
The Funny Darts T-shirt comes in sizes Small to 3XL. A full size guide is available on the product page to help you find the right fit.
No. The print is made to last and stays sharp even after multiple washes. Just follow the care instructions to keep it looking fresh.
Absolutely. We offer a hassle-free return and exchange policy. Just get in touch with us within 14 days of receiving your order.
Yes, the T-shirt has a unisex fit and looks great on everyone. We recommend checking the sizing guide to choose the most comfortable option.
The Funny Darts T-shirt is currently a standalone piece, but it fits perfectly with other sports-themed products in our collection. More darts designs are coming soon.
The Funny Darts T-shirt is a cheeky nod to every throw that didn’t quite go to plan. Whether it’s league night at the local or a casual game at home, this tee captures the comical highs and lows of darts with a slogan that speaks volumes. At Cows Corner, we know darts players take their fun seriously, and this shirt delivers the perfect mix of comfort and pub-night humour that keeps the game light-hearted, even when the arrows don’t land where they should.
With the instantly relatable slogan Throw. Miss. Swear. Repeat. printed across the front, this Funny Darts T-shirt is made for anyone who plays with passion but can laugh at every miss. Made using a soft cotton blend, it’s designed for comfort from the first throw to the final pint. The classic black colour means it pairs easily with jeans or joggers, and the durable print stands up to frequent washes without losing its edge. Whether you play competitively or just for the fun of it, this is one tee that earns its place in your collection.
Looking for a funny gift for a darts fan? This is it. Whether it’s a birthday, Christmas surprise or a well-earned treat for yourself, the Funny Darts T-shirt is a fun, affordable option that hits the mark every time. It’s currently available for online purchase with free shipping included across the UK. If you’re shopping for something light-hearted that still looks good, this is a low price, high value option you’ll want to snap up while it’s in stock.
Every darts player has been there. You line up the shot, focus, release... and completely miss your target. What follows? A muttered swear, a shake of the head and another go. This Funny Darts T-shirt captures that entire routine with a sense of humour only true fans will appreciate. Whether you’re the league champion or the one always saying you nearly had it, this shirt is for you. Made for the kind of players who take the game seriously but never forget to enjoy it.
At Cows Corner, we specialise in turning sport and humour into wearable fun. Our Funny Darts T-shirt is part of our growing sports-themed range that includes everything from football slogans to cricket banter and rugby laughs. All our products are made in-house and shipped directly from the UK for fast turnaround and reliable service. This shirt is a new arrival and stock is limited, so if you’re looking to get yours with quick delivery and a hassle-free return policy, now is the time to order.
Always a solid choice, the Funny Darts T-shirt makes a brilliant birthday gift for darts lovers of any age. Whether it’s for a mate who dominates the pub league or a teenager discovering their love for the game, this tee adds humour and style to their special day. It’s a great way to mark the occasion with something fun, personal, and wearable. Shop online now to find the best value in gifts for darts fans.
Christmas is one of the biggest gift-giving occasions of the year, and the Funny Darts T-shirt is a guaranteed winner. With free shipping and great offers available during the festive season, this is the perfect present for anyone who spends December evenings glued to the darts or competing for bragging rights at home. Add it to your cart early to beat the rush and check one more name off your list.
Sports-themed gifts are a Father’s Day classic, and this T-shirt is no exception. If your dad loves darts and enjoys a laugh, this is a brilliant way to show you’ve been paying attention. Whether he plays weekly or just shouts advice at the telly, a Funny Darts T-shirt is a simple but thoughtful option he’ll actually wear. Order today to get it delivered in time.
More mums are embracing sports fandom than ever before. For mums who support from the sidelines or aren’t afraid to throw a few arrows themselves, this tee is a fresh alternative to flowers. It’s practical, humorous, and guaranteed to stand out. Make Mother’s Day memorable with a gift that reflects her personality and passions.
Celebrate the achievements of young athletes finishing school, college, or university with a Funny Darts T-shirt that marks the moment. Whether it’s moving up from school teams or heading into adult leagues, this gift recognises effort with a touch of humour. It’s the kind of surprise that brings a smile on graduation day and beyond.
When the season wraps up, players, coaches and families love to give and receive something memorable. The Funny Darts T-shirt makes a brilliant end-of-season award for the teammate who always makes everyone laugh — even when they miss double one. Perfect for club celebrations, small presentations, or team dinners.
Coaches love a good laugh, and this T-shirt is a funny way to say thank you after a long season. It’s especially well-suited for darts clubs, youth teams, or casual leagues where humour and camaraderie are part of the experience. Affordable, useful and packed with personality, it’s a gift they’ll appreciate long after the final match.
Mark a promotion, cup run, or league title with a gift that celebrates team spirit. Whether you’re rewarding one standout player or treating the whole squad, the Funny Darts T-shirt is a brilliant keepsake. Add to your bundle and take advantage of our limited time offer with quick delivery and hassle-free ordering.
If both partners share a love for darts, this T-shirt makes a fun anniversary surprise. Perfect for couples who bonded over competitions or pub league nights, it adds a bit of humour to the celebration. Pair it with a darts night or pub date for the full experience.
Move over roses. For couples who prefer banter over clichés, this T-shirt brings the laughs on Valentine’s Day. With slogans like Throw. Miss. Swear. Repeat. it’s a witty way to show affection without being too serious. A funny darts gift they’ll love wearing long after February 14th.
For players or lifelong fans finally hanging up their darts, the Funny Darts T-shirt makes a great retirement gift. It’s a light-hearted nod to years of matches, league nights, and questionable throws. A memorable way to mark the occasion with a product that respects their love for the game.
For sporty parents, a Funny Darts T-shirt is a fun way to celebrate the arrival of a future darts champion. Great as part of a family-themed gift bundle or worn by the new parent, it keeps the banter alive even during those sleepless nights. A brilliant add-on to baby grows or kids’ sportswear.
Commemorate a child’s first darts competition or local tournament with a gift that makes them feel seen. The Funny Darts T-shirt adds humour and confidence to the occasion, helping calm nerves and create memories. It’s also perfect for proud parents to wear on the sidelines.
Wish them luck before a big match or tournament with a tee that keeps spirits high. The Funny Darts T-shirt is both a morale boost and a practical piece of kit for pre-match banter. Whether it’s a new club, championship game or final, this tee says you’ve got their back.
Show appreciation to club volunteers, team parents or helpful friends with a gift that’s equal parts thoughtful and funny. This T-shirt works well as a gesture of thanks for those who help behind the scenes but love the sport just as much. Available now with easy checkout options and quick delivery.
Moving into a new place? A darts-themed T-shirt is a great addition to a housewarming bundle, especially for those who have a board in their living room or garage. It’s lighthearted, unique and bound to start a few conversations at the housewarming party.
For sporty couples or newlyweds who met at the oche, a Funny Darts T-shirt is a playful gift that celebrates their shared passion. Whether it’s part of a stag or hen party bundle or a cheeky engagement present, it’s a fun twist on traditional wedding gifts.
For fans or players sidelined by injury or illness, a funny darts gift can lift spirits. The Funny Darts T-shirt offers comfort and humour during recovery, reminding them that the oche will be waiting when they’re back on their feet. It’s a thoughtful gesture that brings a bit of fun to a tough time.
When a young player steps up from junior to senior competition, it’s a big moment. Mark the transition with a Funny Darts T-shirt that says welcome to the next level. It’s an ideal gift from coaches or family members who want to recognise this milestone in a memorable way.
Sometimes the best gifts come out of nowhere. The Funny Darts T-shirt is perfect for those random moments when you just want to get someone smiling. Whether it’s for a mate having a rough week or just a payday treat for yourself, it’s a low effort, high reward surprise that always lands well.
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