Throw. Miss. Swear. Repeat | Funny Darts T-shirt
- A brilliant present for anyone who loves sport, humour, and a bit of cheeky fun.
- Soft, relaxed fit made for laughs, lounging, and nights down the club, pub or with your friends and family..
- Get ready for compliments and banter wherever you go.
- Durable print and fabric that keep their shape and colour wash after wash.
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Throw. Miss. Swear. Repeat | Funny Darts T-shirt
- A brilliant present for anyone who loves sport, humour, and a bit of cheeky fun.
- Soft, relaxed fit made for laughs, lounging, and nights down the club, pub or with your friends and family..
- Get ready for compliments and banter wherever you go.
- Durable print and fabric that keep their shape and colour wash after wash.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner Reviews
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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If you know someone who takes their darts very seriously but can’t help letting out the odd word or two after missing the double, this T-shirt says it all. Featuring the funny slogan ‘Throw. Miss. Swear. Repeat’, it’s a must-have for any darts lover with a sense of humour. Whether it’s worn down the pub, at home on match night, or during a friendly tournament, this tee perfectly sums up the rollercoaster of emotions every darts player goes through.
Product Features
• Premium quality cotton for all-day comfort
• Soft, breathable feel that lasts wash after wash
• Classic fit with a modern look suitable for men and women
• Available in black, ideal for pairing with jeans or casual wear
Perfect for
• Darts players who love a laugh as much as they love hitting a 180
• Friends or family who are regulars at the oche
• Birthday, Christmas or Father’s Day gifts for dart enthusiasts
• Anyone who enjoys good banter and the thrill of the game
This funny darts T-shirt is a real crowd-pleaser and makes a brilliant talking point wherever it’s worn. It’s cheeky, relatable and guaranteed to raise a smile from the first throw to the last pint.
Get one for yourself or surprise your favourite darts player today, because every thrower deserves a shirt that tells the truth.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
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Throw. Miss. Swear. Repeat FAQs
Can I wear this T-shirt to a darts match or tournament?
Can I wear this T-shirt to a darts match or tournament?
Absolutely. Whether you're playing, spectating, or just heading down to the pub for match night, it's the perfect way to show your sense of humour and love for the game.
Is this T-shirt suitable as a gift?
Is this T-shirt suitable as a gift?
Definitely. It makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, and more. It’s especially popular with darts players and fans who enjoy a laugh.
Does the design fade after washing?
Does the design fade after washing?
No, the design is printed using high-quality techniques to ensure it stays vibrant and sharp even after multiple washes.
Do you offer matching products in your darts collection?
Do you offer matching products in your darts collection?
Yes, our sports-themed range is always growing. Keep an eye out for mugs, hoodies, and more darts-inspired products being added to the Cows Corner collection.
Is the funny darts T-shirt suitable for women?
Is the funny darts T-shirt suitable for women?
Yes, the T-shirt has a unisex fit, making it suitable for women as well as men. It offers a relaxed, modern cut that works well for all body types.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Darts T-shirt for Players Who Laugh Through the Misses
If you’re looking for the perfect funny darts T-shirt that speaks every thrower’s truth, this cheeky classic is just the thing. Featuring the brilliantly relatable slogan ‘Throw. Miss. Swear. Repeat’, it captures every dart lover’s emotional journey one throw at a time. Whether it’s match night at the pub or a casual game in the garage, this tee always hits the bullseye when it comes to laughs.
Made for Comfort, Worn for Laughs
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this funny darts T-shirt delivers comfort that lasts from the first round to the final pint. The classic fit suits both men and women, while the durable fabric keeps its shape wash after wash. Finished in timeless black, it’s easy to match with jeans or laid-back styles for a look that brings the banter wherever you wear it.
Why Darts Fans Keep Coming Back
- Funny slogan darts players instantly relate to
- Soft premium cotton for all-day comfort
- Unisex fit with a clean, modern cut
- Ideal for gifting or grabbing one for yourself
Shop This Funny Darts T-shirt Online Today
Whether you're treating yourself or finding a present for someone who loves the oche, this T-shirt brings top value with plenty of personality. It’s part of the sports-themed collection at Cows Corner, where we mix quality products with a bold sense of humour. This T-shirt is a top pick for anyone who knows the pain of missing a double and the joy of hitting one under pressure.
Perfect as a birthday, Christmas or Father’s Day gift, or simply as a surprise for the dart player who always has a story to tell. With quick delivery available and limited stock in rotation, now’s the perfect time to pick one up. It’s a great talking point and always gets a smile, whether you’re throwing solo or with your local league mates.
In Stock and Ready to Order
At Cows Corner, we’re all about helping people express themselves through original, witty and high-quality clothing. This funny darts T-shirt fits right in with our mission to celebrate individuality, especially when it comes with a side of pub humour. All our products are printed and shipped directly from our UK base, with reliable service and fast dispatch every time.
Add it to your basket today and get ready for the laughs to start as soon as you walk in. This is more than a shirt, it’s a bit of truth every darts fan understands. Great fit, great price, and always a crowd-pleaser.
Who and when are these funny darts T-shirts perfect for
Birthdays
Birthdays are always a winning moment for giving a funny darts T-shirt. Whether it’s a mate who never misses match night or a teenager just getting into the game, these tees bring humour and personality to the celebration. Ideal for all ages, they make a memorable alternative to the usual birthday card or pub voucher.
Christmas
Christmas is the biggest gift-giving time of year, and a funny darts T-shirt makes a brilliant stocking filler or main present. With family games, pub tournaments and Boxing Day banter on the cards, it’s a great way to bring humour to the holiday season for darts fans young and old.
Father’s Day
A classic moment for sports-themed gifts, Father’s Day is the perfect occasion to give a funny darts T-shirt that sums up Dad’s competitive streak or love for the local league. It’s a top pick for dads who coach, play or just love to commentate from the sofa.
Mother’s Day
Sporty mums and sideline supporters are increasingly proud of their darts knowledge, and a funny darts T-shirt makes a great Mother’s Day option. Whether she plays herself or just cheers the loudest, it’s a thoughtful and humorous way to celebrate her love for the game.
Graduations
Graduating from school, college or university is a big achievement, and for young athletes or darts fans, a funny darts T-shirt adds a personal and motivating touch. It’s a way of saying well done while keeping the laughs going into their next chapter.
End-of-Season Awards
As leagues wrap up and trophies are handed out, a funny darts T-shirt is a great addition to the celebrations. Coaches, teammates and parents often look for small gifts that capture the spirit of the season – something funny, personal and lasting.
Thank You Coach Gifts
Grassroots coaches deserve a bit of recognition, and these T-shirts offer a fun way to say thanks. Easy to pair with a card or mug, they’re appreciated by those who’ve spent the season guiding the team with patience, passion and a few well-timed laughs.
Team Wins or Promotions
Celebrating a league title or cup win? A funny darts T-shirt makes a brilliant souvenir of a successful season. Whether you’re buying for one key player or the whole squad, it’s a light-hearted way to mark the moment and relive the highlights.
Anniversaries
For couples who share a love of darts or regularly compete at home or down the pub, a themed T-shirt brings a fun twist to anniversary gifting. It’s a bit of banter that also shows you know exactly what makes them smile.
Valentine’s Day
If flowers and chocolate aren’t your thing, a funny darts T-shirt adds a clever spin to Valentine’s Day. It’s perfect for couples who love a laugh, enjoy their sport, or just want to skip the soppy stuff in favour of something more original.
Retirement
When a lifelong fan or pub league regular hangs up their darts, a personalised or funny darts T-shirt is a thoughtful gift. It marks the end of one chapter and celebrates their years of dedication to the game with a smile.
New Baby Arrivals
Sporty parents love dressing their newborns in themed clothing, and while baby grows are popular, a funny darts T-shirt for the proud parent is a great addition. It’s a fun way to mark the arrival while staying true to their favourite hobby.
First Match or Tournament
A child’s first real game or darts tournament is a big deal, and a T-shirt to mark the day makes a brilliant keepsake. Funny, light-hearted and full of pride, it’s a gift that celebrates their start in the world of competitive sport.
Good Luck Gifts
Whether someone is playing in a big tournament or starting with a new club, a funny darts T-shirt is a unique good luck gesture. It adds a smile and a bit of confidence before they step up to the oche.
Thank You / Appreciation Gifts
From club volunteers to the teammate who always brings snacks, a funny darts T-shirt can be the perfect thank you. It’s a simple and thoughtful way to show appreciation that goes beyond the usual card or handshake.
Housewarming
Sporty housemates or new homeowners who love a laugh will appreciate something fun and personal. A darts-themed T-shirt makes a quirky housewarming present that’s a great conversation starter and always good for a chuckle.
Weddings or Engagements
For couples who met through sport or share a love of darts, a funny T-shirt adds a memorable touch to wedding or engagement celebrations. It’s an ideal stag or hen gift, or a cheeky present that reflects the couple’s shared interests.
Get Well Soon Gifts
When a player or supporter is recovering from illness or injury, laughter can be part of the healing. A funny darts T-shirt shows support while lifting spirits, making it a thoughtful and practical get well soon option.
Graduating from Junior to Senior Level
Moving up from junior to senior ranks is a big step in any young athlete’s journey. Marking the milestone with a funny darts T-shirt is a great way to acknowledge their growth while keeping things light and motivating.
Just Because
Sometimes the best gifts come for no reason at all. A funny darts T-shirt given just because can brighten someone’s week, spark a laugh, or remind them why they love the game in the first place. No occasion needed, just great timing and a bit of fun.
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