Bold, vibrant and made to stand out, perfect for birthdays, congratulations and cheeky little moments.
Luxury weight card with a high gloss UV finish, so the joke lands before the envelope is opened.
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Bold, vibrant and made to stand out, perfect for birthdays, congratulations and cheeky little moments.
Luxury weight card with a high gloss UV finish, so the joke lands before the envelope is opened.
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This product is available for personalisation, making it an even more thoughtful and unique gift. You can add your own custom text before adding to your basket, which will be printed exactly as entered. Perfect for birthdays, special occasions or adding a personal touch that makes the gift feel truly one of a kind.
Personalisation
You can send this card directly to the recipient. Add their name, address and a personalised message for inside of the card, and we’ll deliver it straight to their door.
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UK Delivery
£4.99 standard delivery, or free on orders over £50.00
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
★★★★★
“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
★★★★★
“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
Sending a card is simple and affordable. All cards are sent using standard postage, making them an easy and cost-effective gift option. Orders are processed within 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and bank holidays). Once dispatched, delivery times will vary slightly depending on location, but you can expect prompt delivery. As soon as your card is on its way, you will receive a confirmation email so you know it is heading to its destination. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the item back to us.
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Learn More About Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
Celebrate their birthday with a card that swings big, lands clean, and delivers top-drawer banter. Our golf-themed birthday card featuring the line “It’s Your Birthday, Time to Grip It, Rip It, and Party Like You Just Sank a 30-Footer!” is made for golfers who love a laugh just as much as a long putt. It’s bold, playful, and perfectly pitched for anyone who lives for fairways, greens, and a bit of cheeky clubhouse humour.
Whether they spend their weekends chasing birdies, talking about that one unbelievable round from years ago, or simply enjoying the social side of the game, this card hits the sweet spot between thoughtful and funny. The design feels considered and premium, while the message does all the talking, making it ideal for birthdays that deserve more than a safe, forgettable card.
Product Features
- A5-sized birthday card
- Golf-themed design with a bold, funny birthday message
- High-quality print with a premium look and feel
- Great as a standalone gift or paired with something special
- Designed to raise a smile the moment it’s opened
Perfect for
- Golfers who love their birthday celebrations as much as their tee times
- Friends, partners, dads, mums, and golfing mates with a sense of humour
- Anyone who enjoys a bit of banter on and off the course
- Birthday gifts that need to feel fun, personal, and well-chosen
If you’re looking for a birthday card that feels genuinely picked for them, not grabbed in a rush, this one delivers. It’s confident, funny, and full of golfing personality, the kind of card they’ll laugh at, show around, and remember. Add it to your basket and give them a birthday message that really goes the distance.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Most shop-bought cards feel generic and rushed, but our designs at Cows Corner are made for real fans. This card features original British humour and clubhouse banter that actually resonates with golfers, making them feel like you’ve truly considered their passions rather than just grabbing the first thing you saw on a shelf.
Absolutely. We focus on high-quality print finishes to ensure the card has a bold, professional look and a premium feel. It is designed to stand out on the mantelpiece, looking less like a temporary thought and more like a high-quality keepsake that celebrates their big day in style.
We have pitched the tone perfectly to suit anyone from weekend hackers to scratch players. By using relatable golfing terminology and a cheeky "grip it and rip it" attitude, the card hits the sweet spot for friends, partners, or parents who enjoy the social side of the game just as much as the sport itself.
Yes, we can act as your personal teammate if you can’t be there in person. You have the option to have the card sent directly to their doorstep, and you can even opt for our premium gift boxing service to ensure it arrives perfectly presented and ready to be enjoyed the moment it hits their doormat.
Every design you see at Cows Corner is 100% unique and was born at our own kitchen table right here in Britain. You won’t find these specific illustrations or witty captions anywhere else, meaning you are giving a one-of-a-kind gift that captures the specific humour and passion of the UK golfing community.
This premium Golf Themed Birthday Card is the perfect choice for the fairway fanatic in your life who appreciates a bit of clubhouse banter. At Cows Corner we know that a birthday is a major fixture in the calendar and it deserves a card that actually hits the sweet spot. You can shop online now to find this high quality A5 card that features a bold design made for those who live for the greens and the occasional cheeky long putt. It is time to help them grip it and rip it with a message that resonates far more than a generic high street alternative. We designed this specific card to raise a smile the moment the envelope opens because we believe every life win deserves a trophy or at least a cracking piece of stationery.
If you want to buy a card that feels personal and well chosen rather than grabbed in a rush you are in the right place. Our Golf Themed Birthday Card brings original British humour to their special day and ensures your message stands out on the mantelpiece. This is not just another piece of card but a premium product made right here in Britain to capture the passion and fun of the game. Whether they are turning thirty or eighty this design fits the occasion perfectly. We ensure our products reflect the soul of the sport and this card is a prime example of our commitment to unique and cheeky gifts for every fan. Order today and take advantage of our quick delivery across the UK so you never miss a tee time or a celebration.
When you choose a Golf Themed Birthday Card from our shop you are supporting local craftsmanship and 100 percent unique designs that were born at our own kitchen table. This card is currently in stock and ready to be sent directly to your recipient if you cannot be there to celebrate the big win in person. Simply add to cart and let us handle the logistics while you take the credit for being the best teammate. We can even remove the pricing information and use our premium gift boxing service to make the presentation feel like a cup final victory. It is the easiest way to send some Cows Corner magic straight to their dugout without any hassle or stress. Join the squad of satisfied customers who trust us to deliver high quality sports themed gifts that actually mean something to the person receiving them.
Do not settle for a boring card when you can purchase something that reflects their personality and playing style. Our Golf Themed Birthday Card is a new arrival that has already become a favourite for partners dads and golfing mates with a sense of humour. You can check price and availability on our site at any time to ensure you get the best deal on your sports stationery. We pride ourselves on being more than just a shop because we are fans just like you and we understand the importance of getting the gift right. Claim yours now and make sure their next birthday is one they will remember long after the final hole is played. From the first drive to the 19th hole celebrations we have you covered with the finest British made products on the market today.
