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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Cricket and banter go hand in hand, and this hoodie is the ultimate way to serve up some sledging with a smile.
Featuring the witty slogan ‘Your Bowling’s Like My Grandma’s Tea, Way Too Weak’, this hoodie is made for cricketers and fans who enjoy a good laugh both on and off the pitch.
Made for comfort, warmth, and a touch of mischief, this hoodie is perfect for those who live and breathe the game.
Whether at a match, down the pub, or lounging at home, this hoodie keeps you looking sharp while keeping the banter alive.
Product Features:
- Premium quality white hoodie, designed for warmth and comfort
- Available in M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL to fit all cricket fans
- Soft, breathable fabric for all-day wear
- Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug fit
- Kangaroo pocket for keeping hands warm or storing cricket essentials
- Bold, high-quality print that stands out
- Ideal for cricket club socials, match days, or just winding up your mates
Perfect for:
- Cricket lovers who appreciate a bit of friendly sledging
- Players and fans who enjoy a good laugh on and off the pitch
- Social cricketers looking to stir up some fun in the clubhouse
- The ultimate gift for your cricket-obsessed mate or family member
Show the world that your sense of humour is as sharp as your batting – grab yours today!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Bowling’s Like My Grandma’s Tea, Way Too Weak FAQs
What sizes are available for this hoodie?

What sizes are available for this hoodie?
This hoodie is available in M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL, ensuring a comfortable fit for all cricket lovers.
What colour is the hoodie?

What colour is the hoodie?
The hoodie is available in classic white, making the bold design stand out perfectly.
Is the hoodie suitable for both men and women?

Is the hoodie suitable for both men and women?
Yes, this hoodie has a unisex fit, making it perfect for anyone who loves cricket and a bit of banter.
How should I wash and care for my hoodie?

How should I wash and care for my hoodie?
To keep your hoodie looking its best, wash it at 30°C, avoid tumble drying, and don't iron the print
Is this hoodie a good gift for a cricket fan?

Is this hoodie a good gift for a cricket fan?
Absolutely! Whether it's for a birthday, Christmas, or just to wind up a mate, this hoodie makes a brilliant gift for any cricket enthusiast.
Funny Cricket Hoodie – ‘Your Bowling’s Like My Grandma’s Tea, Way Too Weak’
Inject some humour into your cricket wardrobe with this hilarious and bold cricket hoodie. Designed for those who love the game and enjoy a bit of light-hearted sledging, this hoodie is the perfect blend of comfort and banter.
Whether you're a seasoned club cricketer, a weekend warrior, or a passionate fan who enjoys winding up your mates, this hoodie makes a statement both on and off the pitch.
The Ultimate Gift for Cricket Lovers
Struggling to find the perfect gift for the cricket fanatic in your life? Look no further. This funny cricket hoodie is a fantastic present for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, or even as a post-season reward for the ultimate club legend.
Ideal for anyone who loves a good laugh, this hoodie is sure to be a hit with cricketers and fans alike.
Who Is This Hoodie For?
- Cricket players who love on-field banter and friendly sledging.
- Fans who enjoy watching the game while having a laugh with mates.
- Sunday league warriors who never miss a chance to dish out some chat.
- Anyone who appreciates witty cricket-themed apparel.
Product Features
- Premium quality white hoodie designed for both style and comfort.
- Available in M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL – a perfect fit for every cricket fan.
- Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort, whether you're at the crease or in the clubhouse.
- Kangaroo pocket for warmth and convenience.
- Durable, high-quality print that won’t fade after a few washes.
- Perfect for match days, social events, or lounging in style.
Upgrade your cricket wardrobe with this must-have hoodie and let the banter do the talking. Whether you’re looking to treat yourself or find the ideal gift for a cricket-mad mate, this hoodie is the perfect choice.
Order yours today and bring some fun to the game!

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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
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