Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Bring some serious attitude to the court with this hilarious tennis T-shirt.
Whether you're smashing winners or just enjoying a casual knockabout, this tee lets everyone know you're not here for their dodgy line calls or tall tales.
Designed for adults who love the game and a bit of courtside banter, it's the perfect blend of comfort and character.
Made from high-quality materials and finished in crisp white, this shirt is available in adult sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL – because tennis banter should never be one-size-fits-all.
Product Features
• Bold, funny slogan: 'This Court Ain’t Big Enough For Your Excuses'
• Made for tennis lovers with a sense of humour
• Crisp white finish to match your whites or stand out on the street
• Comfortable fit, available in M to 4XL
• Perfect for training, matches, or post-game pub trips
Perfect For
• Tennis players who take their game (and jokes) seriously
• Fans of dry humour and witty one-liners
• Club players, coaches, and weekend warriors
• Gifts for tennis-mad mates who love a good laugh
Serve up some laughs and show them you mean business—excuses belong off the court.
Grab yours now before your opponent does!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Our 'This Court Ain’t Big Enough For Your Excuses' T-shirt is available in adult sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL, offering a relaxed fit that’s great for both on and off the court.
This design is currently available in classic white – perfect for keeping cool on court or pairing with your favourite casual wear.
Absolutely! It’s made from soft, breathable material that’s comfortable to wear while playing, spectating or chatting over post-match drinks.
Yes – we recommend washing inside out at 30°C to help preserve the print and keep it looking fresh. Avoid tumble drying for best results and don't iron the print.
Definitely. It’s ideal for anyone who plays, coaches, or just loves a bit of tennis humour. A great choice for birthdays, club events or just because!
Inject some personality into your match-day wardrobe with our bold and brilliantly funny tennis T-shirt. Featuring the slogan 'This Court Ain’t Big Enough For Your Excuses', this tee is a must-have for players who love the game, love the banter, and aren’t afraid to call out questionable line calls with a smile.
Made for adults who play hard and laugh harder, this T-shirt combines comfort, durability and style – whether you’re training, competing, or enjoying post-match drinks with your tennis pals.
Available in crisp white and in inclusive adult sizes ranging from M to 4XL, it’s designed to suit every shape and playing style.
This T-shirt is perfect for:
Struggling to find the ideal gift for a tennis-mad friend or family member? This T-shirt makes a fantastic present for all sorts of occasions:
Win laughs as well as rallies – this is more than a T-shirt, it’s a statement.
This funny tennis t shirt is made for anyone who loves the game, the laughter, and the feeling of hitting that perfect shot. Whether you are smashing forehands at the club, watching Wimbledon with a cuppa, or just enjoy a clever tennis joke, this tennis t shirt adds personality to every occasion. It is soft, breathable, and looks great both on and off the court. If weekends mean doubles matches, rallies, and friendly competition, this funny tennis t shirt is for you. Lightweight and comfortable, it is perfect for warm ups, match days, or relaxing after a few close sets. The design captures the humour and joy that make tennis such a special game. Pair it with your favourite shorts or skort for a casual yet confident look that says you love the sport but never take yourself too seriously. Whether you play once a month or once a year, this tennis tee makes you look the part. It keeps you cool, feels great, and adds a little fun to every rally. A great choice for coaching sessions, social games, or even those summer holidays when a friendly match might just happen. Funny quotes about tennis remind everyone that the real victory is enjoying the game, not just winning points, or so they say! Even if you prefer the stands to the service line, this tennis t shirt is the perfect way to show your love for the sport. Wear it to watch parties, tournaments, or just while catching the highlights. The design includes witty tennis sayings that every fan will appreciate. It is soft enough for lounging, bold enough for the club bar, and stylish enough to wear any day of the week. Ideal for the proud dad who gives sideline advice or relives his glory days from the club chair. This funny tennis shirt makes a great Father’s Day or birthday gift. It mixes comfort with clever humour that captures the spirit of the game. It is the type of shirt he will wear everywhere, from morning coffee to the next coaching session. Every tennis mum deserves something fun to wear while cheering from the balcony or dropping the kids at practice. This tennis tee shirt combines soft fabric, a flattering fit, and a witty design that keeps things lighthearted. It is perfect for Mother’s Day or as a thoughtful surprise between tournaments. Comfortable, funny, and full of personality, just like the best tennis mums out there. Play as a team, dress like one too. This funny tennis t shirt makes a brilliant gift for your doubles partner, coach, or friend who always calls the line in your favour. Pick matching designs or mix them up for extra fun on and off the court. Witty tennis sayings make it a conversation starter that looks great in match photos. Perfect for tennis socials, tournaments, and casual matches, this tennis club t shirt captures the easygoing humour of the sport. The design fits right in at post match drinks, charity events, and team photo days. It pairs well with shorts, joggers or jeans for a relaxed club-ready style. If your club has a fun side, this shirt belongs in your kit bag. This design nods to the classic era of tennis with a modern twist. The retro tennis shirt style gives it timeless appeal while the funny tennis sayings add a fresh edge. Ideal for players and fans who love the sport’s history as much as its humour. It is a subtle throwback that still feels completely current. Coaches keep the game alive, and this tennis t shirt is a brilliant way to thank them. It is comfortable, durable, and includes witty tennis sayings that capture the highs and lows of training sessions. Wrap it up with a card or gift note for an easy, thoughtful way to show appreciation. It is a simple idea that always gets a smile. If you are shopping for a tennis lover, this funny tennis shirt is an easy win. It makes a great birthday, Christmas, or just-because gift. Funny quotes about tennis and witty tennis sayings keep it lighthearted while the quality fabric means it will be worn again and again. Add gift boxing for an extra personal touch, ideal for players, fans, or anyone who loves a laugh about their favourite sport. Heading away on a tennis break or a sunny getaway? This tennis tee is perfect for travel. It packs light, feels soft, and looks great from breakfast to the practice court. A few funny tennis sayings keep the mood playful, whether you are winning matches or just watching the waves. It is tennis style made simple, fun, and easy to wear anywhere. This tennis t shirt is for every player, fan, and dreamer who loves the sound of a clean shot and the joy of the game. With a mix of clever humour, quality cotton, and sharp design, it is the perfect balance of comfort and character. Whether you call it your tennis tee, tennis sports shirt or your lucky match top, you will reach for it again and again. Wear it proudly and let the world know tennis is more than just a sport, it is a way of life, served with a smile.Who is this T-shirt good for?
For the everyday tennis player
For the casual player
For tennis fans
For tennis dads
For tennis mums
For doubles partners
For the club crowd
For the retro tennis lover
For coaches and mentors
For birthdays and special occasions
For holiday wear
For anyone who loves tennis
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