650+ Customers | Rated UK's No.1 Badge

Your Fantasy Team Has One Setting: Utter Sh*tness | Funny Fantasy Football Hoodie

Skip to product information

ENDS TONIGHT
Free Cows Corner Beanie
Spend over £30.00 and get a free Cows Corner beanie worth £15.99. Limited availability.
Free Cows Corner Beanie

Premium AWID Hoodies promotional image

Premium AWID Hoodies, the perfect gift

Soft, cosy and built to last, ideal for all occasions birthdays, Christmas and every chilly training night.

Regular price £33.74
Regular price £44.99 Sale price £33.74
-25% Hot January Sales 🔥
Tax included. Shipping calculated at checkout.
Owen Craft
★★★★★
Really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products
  • American Express
  • Apple Pay
  • Diners Club
  • Discover
  • Google Pay
  • Maestro
  • Mastercard
  • Shop Pay
  • Union Pay
  • Visa
650+ Customers | Rated UK's No.1 Badge

Your Fantasy Team Has One Setting: Utter Sh*tness | Funny Fantasy Football Hoodie

See More : Hoodies

January Sale
January Sale: 25% OFF
Ends tonight — discount applied automatically at checkout.
Ends Tonight

Regular price £33.74
Regular price £44.99 Sale price £33.74
-25% Hot January Sales 🔥
Tax included. Shipping calculated at checkout.

In Stock

Premium AWID Hoodies promotional image

Premium AWID Hoodies, the perfect gift

Soft, cosy and built to last, ideal for all occasions birthdays, Christmas and every chilly training night.

Money Back Guarantee
30 Day Money Back Guarantee
Buy with complete confidence
Color: Black
Size: S
  • American Express
  • Apple Pay
  • Diners Club
  • Discover
  • Google Pay
  • Maestro
  • Mastercard
  • Shop Pay
  • Union Pay
  • Visa
Owen Craft
★★★★★
Really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products
  • The Ultimate FPL Roast: The perfect gift for the league’s resident "expert" whose team selection is a weekly comedy of errors and bench-warming disasters.
  • Match-Day Warmth & Comfort: Crafted from heavyweight, ultra-soft fleece to keep them cosy while they hide from the group chat after another disastrous game week.
  • Top-Tier Clubhouse Banter: Features the brutally honest slogan that perfectly sums up their managerial style, guaranteed to get a laugh at the pub or on the touchline.
  • Premium UK Quality: Expertly printed in the UK with a high-quality finish that stays bold and vibrant, surviving every wash and every inevitable red arrow.

Gift option

Send This as a Gift

You can send this product straight to someone else by selecting the Gift option at checkout. Add the recipient’s details and we’ll take care of the rest.

UK made
Designed, Printed & Shipped in the UK
From our UK studio to your door
Cows Corner logo

Key Facts When Buying from Cows Corner

UK Delivery

£4.99 standard delivery, or free on orders over £50.00

30 Day Money Back Guarantee

No-quibbles cover if it’s not right for you

  • Secure checkout with SSL encryption
  • Trusted by customers worldwide
Cows Corner logo

Our Cows Corner Guarantee

Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.

Not 100% happy? Our 30-day money-back guarantee means you can shop with total confidence.

Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.

Earn 225

Moo points with this purchase

Currently in Stock
⁠Delivery £4.99 or Free Over £50.00 (UK)
⁠Guaranteed 30 Day No Quibbles Returns
Quick Delivery for Every Occasion
Cows Corner logo

Our Cows Corner Story

Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.

That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.

Len, founder of Cows Corner
Size Chart

As seen on Cows Corner people

Cows Corner Image 1 Cows Corner Image 2 Cows Corner Image 3

Cows Corner Reviews

★★★★★

Google Reviews

“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”

– Owen Craft

★★★★★

Google Reviews

“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”

– SVDM

★★★★★

Google Reviews

“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”

– Kirsty Holgate


Key Hoodie Features
  • Cotton-faced fabric – Smooth feel, vibrant prints, and everyday comfort.
  • Brushed back fleece lining – Provides warmth, softness, and breathability.
  • Raglan sleeves – Sporty style and unrestricted movement.
  • Lined hood with cross-neck detail – Adds structure, warmth, and modern design.
  • Taped neck – Prevents irritation and reinforces durability.
  • Half-moon back yoke – Improves fit and maintains long-lasting shape.
  • Front pouch pocket with reinforced stitching – Convenient storage and added warmth.
  • 2x2 ribbed cuffs and hem – Flexible comfort and a secure fit.

Free Standard Shipping – more details

For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.


Easy Free Returns

We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.


About This item

  • Cotton Faced Fabric - Our funny printed hoodies are made from high-quality cotton-faced fabric, providing a smooth, soft surface that’s perfect for vibrant, long-lasting prints. This fabric ensures that designs remain crisp and eye-catching, making your hoodie stand out with bold graphics and witty slogans. The cotton face also adds a luxurious feel, making it comfortable to wear all day, whether you're lounging at home or making a statement out and about.
  • Brushed Back Fleece – Nothing beats the warmth and comfort of brushed back fleece, and that’s exactly what our hoodies deliver. The inside of the hoodie features a soft, plush fleece lining that provides extra insulation while remaining lightweight. This makes it an ideal choice for chilly days, keeping you snug without feeling heavy or bulky. The fleece backing not only enhances warmth but also adds to the hoodie’s overall softness. It’s the kind of hoodie you’ll reach for time and time again—whether you're braving the cold, enjoying a lazy weekend, or simply layering up for a casual look. The brushed texture also enhances breathability, ensuring you stay comfortable whether indoors or outdoors.
  • Raglan Sleeves - Designed for both style and ease of movement, our hoodies feature classic raglan sleeves. This design extends the sleeve up to the collar, creating a relaxed, sporty look while allowing greater freedom of motion. It’s perfect for those who love an effortlessly casual fit or need a hoodie that moves with them throughout the day. The raglan sleeve construction also enhances durability, reducing seam strain in the shoulder area. Whether you're lounging, layering up, or out and about, this design keeps things comfortable without restricting your range of motion. Plus, it adds a subtle athletic touch, making our hoodies not just funny, but functional too!
  • Lined Hood with Cross Neck Detail - A hoodie isn't complete without a cozy hood, and ours is lined for extra warmth and structure. The lining enhances durability and ensures a comfortable feel against the skin, while also giving the hood a premium, finished look. No flimsy, misshapen hoods here—just a perfectly structured one that sits well whether up or down. The cross-neck detail adds an extra design touch, giving your hoodie a unique and modern look. This stylish overlap at the neckline not only enhances the overall appearance but also provides additional warmth by keeping drafts at bay. Whether you wear it for warmth or just to complete your outfit, this hood has both fashion and function covered.
  • Taped Neck - The taped neck feature in our hoodies adds both comfort and durability. A soft fabric strip is sewn along the inside seam at the back of the neckline, preventing irritation and reinforcing the structure. This means no scratchy seams, just a smooth and comfortable feel against your skin. Beyond comfort, the taped neck also enhances the hoodie's longevity. By reinforcing the seam, it reduces the risk of stretching or fraying over time, ensuring your hoodie maintains its perfect fit and structure even after repeated wear and washes. It’s a small but mighty feature that makes a big difference in quality.
  • Half Moon Back Yoke - A hidden detail that contributes to both fit and durability, the half-moon back yoke adds reinforcement to the upper back section of the hoodie. This extra fabric piece helps maintain the hoodie's shape while providing a smoother, more comfortable fit across the shoulders. Not only does this feature improve the overall structure of the hoodie, but it also gives a high-quality, finished look inside. It’s a subtle yet significant design choice that elevates the hoodie beyond basic styles, ensuring you get the perfect balance of comfort, durability, and premium craftsmanship.
  • Front Pouch Pocket - A hoodie essential, the front pouch pocket is as practical as it is cozy. Designed for both functionality and warmth, it provides a convenient space to store small items like your phone, keys, or wallet while on the go. And, of course, it doubles as the perfect hand-warmer for those colder days! The reinforced stitching ensures durability, so whether you’re using the pocket for storage or just to keep your hands warm, it holds up without sagging. Plus, the clean, well-structured design makes sure it sits flush against the hoodie, maintaining a stylish and streamlined look.
  • 2x2 Cotton/Elastane Ribbed Cuffs and Hem - Comfort meets flexibility with the 2x2 cotton/elastane ribbed cuffs and hem. This design ensures a snug but comfortable fit, keeping the sleeves and hem in place without feeling restrictive. Whether you're on the move or lounging, the ribbed edges provide just the right amount of stretch for an effortless fit. In addition to providing a better fit, the ribbed cuffs and hem enhance durability by preventing fraying and stretching over time. This means your hoodie stays looking great and feeling comfortable for longer, no matter how often you wear it. It’s the perfect blend of style, function, and long-lasting quality.

Trusted Online Since 2025 | 100s of Orders Shipped

Learn More About Cows Corner
Regular price £33.74
Regular price £44.99 Sale price £33.74
Delivery £4.99 or Free over £50.00
Man wearing a hoodie with a humorous football quote in a casual indoor setting showcasing Cows Corner product

Designed to Last

Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, every Cows Corner hoodie is built to last. From the smooth, high-quality print to the durable cotton blend fabric, it’s designed to handle everyday wear while keeping its shape and softness. More than just a hoodie, it’s a fun and personal statement, something to wear, enjoy, and share, time and time again.

Person wearing a hoodie with 'If rugby was easy' text on a sports field showcasing Cows Corner product

Funny and Personal

Cows Corner hoodies combine humour and personality in every stitch. Each design brings a playful twist to everyday wear, featuring witty slogans and clever sports-inspired phrases that make people smile. They’re not just warm and comfortable, they’re conversation starters that show off your sense of humour and individuality. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or as a fun, thoughtful gift for someone special, a Cows Corner hoodie adds a personal touch that’s as unique and entertaining as the person wearing it.

Person wearing a hoodie with text in a home setting showcasing Cows Corner product

Comfortable All Day Long

Our Cows Corner hoodies are designed to keep you warm, comfortable, and ready for anything. With a soft brushed interior and a relaxed fit, they’re perfect for chilly mornings, laid-back weekends, or everyday wear. The fabric feels smooth on the outside and cosy on the inside, giving you that all-day comfort you’ll never want to take off.

Cartoon cow in a pink hoodie with 'MOO' on a white background, Cows Corner logo

Cows Corner

Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.

Shop with Confidence

Shop with Confidence

  • Money back guarantee icon

    Money Back Guarantee

  • An icon used on our Cows Corner website showing that shopping with us is 100% safe and secure

    Secure Online Shopping

  • An icon used on our Cows Corner website showing that we delivery worldwide

    WorldWide Delivery

  • An icon used on our Cows Corner website showing that all designs on Cows Corner is 100% unique to Cows Corner.

    Cows Corner Exclusive Designs

If you know someone whose fantasy football team promises greatness every single week and then delivers absolute chaos, this hoodie says it all. Featuring the brutally honest slogan “Your Fantasy Team Has One Setting: Utter Sh*tness”, this funny fantasy football hoodie is made for players who live for the banter and can laugh at their own disastrous seasons.

From captain choices that flop to transfers that somehow make things worse, it perfectly captures the pain and humour of fantasy football life.

Comfortable, bold and unapologetically real, this hoodie is ideal for deadline days, match nights, or explaining why this season has definitely been ruined by bad luck and not terrible decisions. Available in black, Yellow and red, it is the kind of hoodie that always gets a reaction from league mates.

Product Features
• Soft and comfortable fabric that is ideal for everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that works just as well on the sofa as it does on matchday
• High-quality print designed to last wash after wash
• Available in black, Yellow and red
• Easy to style with jeans, joggers or shorts

Perfect for
• Fantasy football players who love a bit of self-aware humour
• Mates who talk big and still finish bottom of the league
• Office leagues, group chats and banter filled WhatsApp groups
• Birthday gifts, Christmas presents or end of season jokes
• Anyone who knows fantasy football pain all too well

If you are looking for a gift that will genuinely make someone laugh and instantly feel relatable, this funny fantasy football hoodie ticks every box. It is comfortable, cheeky and packed with proper fantasy football banter.

Add it to your basket today and give the gift of honesty, humour and a reminder that next season will definitely be different.

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

6109100010

Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

Customs, Duties and Taxes

Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

Damages

TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.

Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

Hoodie Care Guide

To keep your hoodie looking fresh and feeling premium, always wash it inside out at 30°C with similar colours, then hang it up to air dry naturally rather than using a tumble dryer. If it needs an iron, use a cool setting and avoid going over any prints or embroidery. Steer clear of bleach, harsh detergents, and dry cleaning to protect the fabric. This jumper is made from heavyweight cotton-rich material, so with the right care it will stay comfortable, durable, and ready to serve you time and time again.

Your Fantasy Team Has One Setting: Utter Sh*tness FAQs


What sizes does the hoodie come in?

The hoodie is available in sizes ranging from Small to 3XL. It has a relaxed fit that’s true to size, so if you prefer an oversized look, we recommend going up one size.

Is the hoodie unisex?

Yes, the hoodie is designed to be worn by anyone who loves fantasy football banter, regardless of gender. The relaxed fit works well for everyone.

Will the slogan fade after washing?

No. The hoodie features a premium print that is made to last wash after wash without fading or cracking.

Is this hoodie a good gift for fantasy football fans?

Absolutely. It is perfect for birthdays, Christmas, end of season forfeits or just because your mate needs to admit how bad their team really is.

Is it warm enough to wear in colder weather?

Yes. The hoodie is thick enough to keep you warm during winter match nights or those long evenings scrolling through your team’s disasters.

Why Cows Corner?


  • Pink light bulb icon on a white background for Cows Corner

    Unique products & Designs

    We sell a wide variety of items using custom designs that you will only find at Cows Corner

  • Union Jack flag on a white background  for Cows Corner

    Made in the UK

    All products are printed, packed and delivered from our UK headquarters.

  • Black lipstick with pink lipstick mark on a white background for Cows Corner

    Easy Design Tool

    Use our internal AI design tool to design your own products

  • Pink shopping bag with a green check mark on a white background for Cows Corner

    No Minimum Orders

    Only want to order 1 birthday card? No problems! Want to order 100+ designed water bottles, no problems!

  • Logo with a pink globe and black lines on a white background for Cows Corner

    Global Delivery

    Use fast and flexible worldwide delivery methods to reach customers all over the globe.

  • Pink hand holding a green leaf on a white background for Cows Corner

    Eco-friendly products

    We focus on eco-friendly products from our supply chain to the end product

  • Pink face with a black headset on a white background for Cows Corner

    Fast & friendly support

    We’re here to help on live chat from 9 to 5 every weekday, plus a help centre full of step-by-step tutorials to get you started.

  • Pink truck icon with a clock symbol, indicating delivery or time-sensitive service for Cows Corner

    Same Day Turn Around

    Products you order today will be packed and delivered the following day

Funny Fantasy Football Hoodie That Says What Everyone’s Thinking

Finally, a funny fantasy football hoodie that captures the chaos of your weekly line-ups, poor transfer decisions and last-minute captain changes that never pay off. If your season has turned into a running joke, this is the hoodie that tells it like it is.

Made for fans who live for the banter and have absolutely no shame in finishing mid-table or worse, this hoodie features the brutally honest slogan “Your Fantasy Team Has One Setting: Utter Sh*tness”. It’s perfect for anyone who knows their fantasy football hopes usually crash and burn by Gameweek 3.

Shop Online for a Hoodie Built for Banter

Whether you're wearing it on match day, during a deadline panic, or just lounging on the sofa after another disastrous gameweek, this funny fantasy football hoodie brings comfort, style and a strong dose of truth. It’s the kind of hoodie that always gets a reaction in your WhatsApp group or office league chat. Available in black, red and yellow, this relaxed-fit hoodie is easy to style with joggers, jeans or whatever’s clean on a Saturday morning.

The high-quality print is made to last through wash after wash, so the joke will keep landing long after your team’s hopes have faded. We know that good banter never goes out of fashion, and neither should your hoodie.

Perfect for Fantasy Football Gifts and Group Chat Legends

This hoodie makes a brilliant gift for mates who talk big and still finish last. It’s spot-on for birthday laughs, Christmas presents or end-of-season digs. Whether it’s your office rival, your partner who always blames the algorithm, or the mate who thinks they’re Guardiola with a budget squad, this hoodie is guaranteed to deliver a laugh.

At Cows Corner, we specialise in bringing everyday humour to life through original, relatable products that speak your language. Our sports-themed collections are made to be shared, laughed at, and worn with pride, even if your fantasy picks are absolutely shocking.

Funny Fantasy Football Hoodie Now in Stock

  • Soft and comfortable fabric for everyday wear
  • Relaxed fit ideal for match days or lazy Sundays
  • High-quality slogan print that won’t fade
  • Available in red, black and yellow
  • Easy to pair with joggers, jeans or shorts

Don’t wait until next season. Add this hoodie to your basket now and wear it as a badge of honour. It’s available online with a quick delivery service, and it’s an ideal option if you’re looking to get a last-minute gift that actually lands. We’ve got limited stock available right now, so get yours before the next gameweek begins.

Why Fantasy Football Fans Love It

  • Laugh-out-loud slogan every fantasy player can relate to
  • Great value for a premium hoodie with personality
  • Perfect mix of comfort and comedy
  • Exclusive to the Cows Corner football collection
  • Ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas or league forfeits

We know how painful fantasy football can be, but at Cows Corner we believe in laughing through the losses. This funny fantasy football hoodie is a top pick for anyone who takes fantasy too seriously to quit but not seriously enough to stop making reckless decisions. With affordable pricing, secure checkout and UK-based delivery, it’s never been easier to shop online for a hoodie that keeps it real.

Order today to get yours in time for the next round of fixtures and save yourself the hassle of explaining your league position. Let the hoodie do the talking.

Gift box with t-shirt, mug, and book on a white background from Cows Corner

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions

products | gift boxes

Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?

Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.

Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Gift Boxes
White mug with humorous design and text, placed on a pink and white patterned card with branding from Cows Corner

Funny Sports Mugs

products | mugs

Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.

Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.

Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

Sip With a Smile
Black t-shirt with text on a pink cow print background from Cows Corner

T-shirt With a Smile

product | t-shirt

From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.

With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.

Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Shop T-Shirts That Score Laughs