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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If you know someone whose fantasy football team promises greatness every single week and then delivers absolute chaos, this hoodie says it all. Featuring the brutally honest slogan “Your Fantasy Team Has One Setting: Utter Sh*tness”, this funny fantasy football hoodie is made for players who live for the banter and can laugh at their own disastrous seasons.
From captain choices that flop to transfers that somehow make things worse, it perfectly captures the pain and humour of fantasy football life.
Comfortable, bold and unapologetically real, this hoodie is ideal for deadline days, match nights, or explaining why this season has definitely been ruined by bad luck and not terrible decisions. Available in black, Yellow and red, it is the kind of hoodie that always gets a reaction from league mates.
Product Features
• Soft and comfortable fabric that is ideal for everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that works just as well on the sofa as it does on matchday
• High-quality print designed to last wash after wash
• Available in black, Yellow and red
• Easy to style with jeans, joggers or shorts
Perfect for
• Fantasy football players who love a bit of self-aware humour
• Mates who talk big and still finish bottom of the league
• Office leagues, group chats and banter filled WhatsApp groups
• Birthday gifts, Christmas presents or end of season jokes
• Anyone who knows fantasy football pain all too well
If you are looking for a gift that will genuinely make someone laugh and instantly feel relatable, this funny fantasy football hoodie ticks every box. It is comfortable, cheeky and packed with proper fantasy football banter.
Add it to your basket today and give the gift of honesty, humour and a reminder that next season will definitely be different.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
The hoodie is available in sizes ranging from Small to 3XL. It has a relaxed fit that’s true to size, so if you prefer an oversized look, we recommend going up one size.
Yes, the hoodie is designed to be worn by anyone who loves fantasy football banter, regardless of gender. The relaxed fit works well for everyone.
No. The hoodie features a premium print that is made to last wash after wash without fading or cracking.
Absolutely. It is perfect for birthdays, Christmas, end of season forfeits or just because your mate needs to admit how bad their team really is.
Yes. The hoodie is thick enough to keep you warm during winter match nights or those long evenings scrolling through your team’s disasters.
Finally, a funny fantasy football hoodie that captures the chaos of your weekly line-ups, poor transfer decisions and last-minute captain changes that never pay off. If your season has turned into a running joke, this is the hoodie that tells it like it is.
Made for fans who live for the banter and have absolutely no shame in finishing mid-table or worse, this hoodie features the brutally honest slogan “Your Fantasy Team Has One Setting: Utter Sh*tness”. It’s perfect for anyone who knows their fantasy football hopes usually crash and burn by Gameweek 3.
Whether you're wearing it on match day, during a deadline panic, or just lounging on the sofa after another disastrous gameweek, this funny fantasy football hoodie brings comfort, style and a strong dose of truth. It’s the kind of hoodie that always gets a reaction in your WhatsApp group or office league chat. Available in black, red and yellow, this relaxed-fit hoodie is easy to style with joggers, jeans or whatever’s clean on a Saturday morning.
The high-quality print is made to last through wash after wash, so the joke will keep landing long after your team’s hopes have faded. We know that good banter never goes out of fashion, and neither should your hoodie.
This hoodie makes a brilliant gift for mates who talk big and still finish last. It’s spot-on for birthday laughs, Christmas presents or end-of-season digs. Whether it’s your office rival, your partner who always blames the algorithm, or the mate who thinks they’re Guardiola with a budget squad, this hoodie is guaranteed to deliver a laugh.
At Cows Corner, we specialise in bringing everyday humour to life through original, relatable products that speak your language. Our sports-themed collections are made to be shared, laughed at, and worn with pride, even if your fantasy picks are absolutely shocking.
Don’t wait until next season. Add this hoodie to your basket now and wear it as a badge of honour. It’s available online with a quick delivery service, and it’s an ideal option if you’re looking to get a last-minute gift that actually lands. We’ve got limited stock available right now, so get yours before the next gameweek begins.
We know how painful fantasy football can be, but at Cows Corner we believe in laughing through the losses. This funny fantasy football hoodie is a top pick for anyone who takes fantasy too seriously to quit but not seriously enough to stop making reckless decisions. With affordable pricing, secure checkout and UK-based delivery, it’s never been easier to shop online for a hoodie that keeps it real.
Order today to get yours in time for the next round of fixtures and save yourself the hassle of explaining your league position. Let the hoodie do the talking.
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