Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If you know someone whose fantasy football team promises the world every week and delivers absolute chaos, this T-shirt sums it up perfectly. Featuring the brutally honest slogan “Your Fantasy Team Has One Setting, Utter Sh*tness”, this Funny fantasy football T-shirt is made for players who live for the banter and are not afraid to laugh at their own disasters. From captain choices that backfire to transfers that somehow make things worse, it captures the reality of fantasy football pain in the most relatable way possible.
Whether it is worn on deadline day, during live matches, or while explaining why this season has definitely been ruined by bad luck and not terrible decisions, this T-shirt delivers humour without trying too hard. Available in classic black, it is an easy win for anyone who enjoys fantasy football, self-mockery, and proper British banter.
Product Features
• Soft, comfortable fabric that is ideal for matchdays and everyday wear
• Bold, high-quality print designed to stand out and raise a knowing smile
• Classic black colour that goes with anything
• Relaxed fit that works just as well on the sofa as it does down the pub
Perfect for
• Fantasy football players who are consistently let down by their own team
• Mates who love banter and do not take themselves too seriously
• League rivals who deserve a gentle but savage dig
• Birthdays, Christmas, end of season punishments, or just because gifts
If you are looking for a gift that feels personal, funny, and painfully accurate, this Funny fantasy football T shirt is an absolute no brainer. It is the kind of present that gets worn proudly, sparks laughs instantly, and reminds everyone that fantasy football glory is always just one disastrous gameweek away.
Add it to your basket now and give someone a gift that tells the truth their league table already knows.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
The T-shirt is available in a full range of adult sizes from Small to 3XL. A full size guide is provided on the product page to help you choose the best fit.
Yes, the design and fit are unisex, making it suitable for anyone who enjoys fantasy football and a good laugh.
Yes, the print is made using high quality methods that ensure it stays sharp and bold after repeated washing.
Yes, it makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Christmas, fantasy league punishments or just to give a mate a laugh.
Yes, this T-shirt design was created in house and is only available through the Cows Corner online shop.
The funny fantasy football T-shirt that speaks the brutal truth has finally arrived. If your league table is full of broken promises, dodgy captain choices, and last-minute wildcard regrets, this is the shirt that sums it all up with savage accuracy. Designed for those who embrace the chaos and laugh through the pain, this T-shirt is a must-have for every player whose team talks a big game but delivers absolute sh*tness.
With the hilariously honest slogan “Your Fantasy Team Has One Setting, Utter Sh*tness”, this funny fantasy football T-shirt is made for players who live for the laughs, even when their team is collapsing faster than a striker’s hamstring. Whether it’s worn during deadline day stress, while watching live scores crash your dreams, or when explaining how bad luck and not poor judgement ruined your season again, it brings relatable humour without trying too hard.
Available in a versatile black, it goes with anything from pub meet-ups to weekend matchdays on the sofa. The high quality print is sharp enough to raise smiles from across the bar, while the relaxed fit makes it perfect for every kind of fan meltdown. We’ve made it from soft, comfortable fabric that holds up through all the highs and lows of the fantasy football season. No need to overthink it, this is an easy win for players who know they’re the joke and are absolutely fine with it.
This isn’t just another novelty top, it’s a badge of honour for those brave enough to admit their team is a car crash. Whether you’re shopping for a mate or buying it for yourself as a form of therapy, it’s the kind of gift that gets real laughs and regular wear. With limited stock available, now’s the time to add to cart and claim a bit of comic truth for the price of a couple of pints.
Available online with quick delivery across the UK, this funny fantasy football T-shirt is your chance to bring banter to life without breaking the bank. At Cows Corner, we believe comedy belongs on clothing, especially when it helps you survive another disastrous gameweek.
Whether you're looking for an affordable gift that hits the mark or just want to upgrade your matchday wardrobe, this T-shirt offers real value. It’s part of our wider football range built for fans who know the pain of fantasy management better than most. Order today and wear your fantasy truth with pride.
At Cows Corner, we don’t just sell products, we bring personality and humour to every piece. Our sports-themed designs are made to spark conversations, get laughs, and remind everyone that no one is safe from a gameweek disaster.
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