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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Serve the banter on and off the court with this hilarious tennis hoodie. Whether you're smashing winners or making excuses for double faults, this one's for the players who love a laugh as much as a good rally.
Bold, cheeky, and bang on for tennis lovers with a sense of humour, this hoodie is made for comfort, warmth, and winding up your mates.
Made from soft, durable material and printed with our signature slogan, “Your serve is as weak as your excuses,” it’s the perfect post-match hoodie or courtside companion. Game. Set. Laugh.
Product Features
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Unisex adult sizing: M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
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Colour: Classic black
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Printed with bold, high-quality slogan across the chest
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Soft interior with a relaxed, comfortable fit
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Kangaroo front pocket for keeping hands warm
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Drawstring hood for adjustable coverage
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Machine washable
Perfect for
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Tennis players who love a bit of banter
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Coaches with a wicked sense of humour
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Fans who enjoy courtside laughs
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Club socials, tennis tournaments, or casual wear
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Anyone who knows a mate with a “terrible” serve
Grab yours today and serve up serious style and laughs – before they’re all snapped up!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Serve Is As Weak As Your Excuses FAQs
Is this hoodie unisex?

Is this hoodie unisex?
Yes, it’s a unisex fit designed for adults, suitable for all tennis lovers who enjoy a bit of banter.
What sizes are available?

What sizes are available?
This hoodie comes in adult sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. It has a relaxed fit, so if you prefer a snug look, you might consider sizing down.
What colour does the hoodie come in?

What colour does the hoodie come in?
At the moment, it’s available in classic black – the perfect backdrop for our bold slogan.
Yes, the design is printed using high-quality techniques to ensure it stays bold and crisp, wash after wash.

Yes, the design is printed using high-quality techniques to ensure it stays bold and crisp, wash after wash.
Yes, the design is printed using high-quality techniques to ensure it stays bold and crisp, wash after wash.
Can I wear this hoodie for sport or just casual wear?

Can I wear this hoodie for sport or just casual wear?
It’s ideal for both! Whether you're heading to a match, warming up on the court, or just lounging post-game, it’s made for comfort and fun.
Funny Tennis Hoodie – "Your serve is as wak as your excuses"
Bring the laughs to centre court with our best-selling "Your serve is as wak as your excuses" tennis hoodie – the ultimate blend of comfort, style, and cheeky tennis banter.
Designed for players and fans who don't take themselves too seriously, this hoodie is made for off-court swagger and courtside laughs.
Whether you're the club comedian, a casual hitter, or the mate who always has an excuse for a missed shot, this hoodie delivers both warmth and witty one-liners in equal measure.
Made from soft-touch fabric with a relaxed unisex fit, it's ideal for layering on chilly match days or lounging in between sets.
Who’s it for?
This hoodie is perfect for:
- Tennis players who love a laugh on and off the court
- Club coaches and teammates with a wicked sense of humour
- Casual players and die-hard fans alike
- Anyone who’s ever blamed the wind for their double fault
The perfect gift for any tennis lover
Looking for a unique present that serves up style and fun? This hoodie makes a brilliant gift for:
- Birthdays
- Christmas
- Fathers Day
- Mothers Day
- Club socials and tennis events
- End-of-season thank-you gifts for coaches or teammates
- Just because they deserve a good laugh
Product Features
- Adult unisex sizes: M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
- Colour: Classic black
- Bold, high-quality print across the chest
- Soft fleece lining for warmth and comfort
- Kangaroo pocket and adjustable drawstring hood
- Machine washable and built to last
Don’t miss out – order now and serve up some serious style and banter before they’re all gone!

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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
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