Your Sledging Is As Soft As Your Bowling | Funny Cricket T-Shirt

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Your Sledging Is As Soft As Your Bowling | Funny Cricket T-Shirt

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Exclusive Cows Corner design Premium soft-touch cotton Printed & dispatched from London

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  • The Perfect Cricket Gift: A guaranteed hit for any player, fan, or coach.
  • Boundary-Side Comfort: Lightweight, breathable fabric for long days at the crease.
  • Clubhouse Banter: Witty slogans that bowl over the competition and teammates.
  • Premium UK Quality: Expertly printed to last through every innings and wash.
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Every Cows Corner T-shirt design is printed on Gildan Softstyle tees made from 100% ringspun cotton, giving you a softer feel against the skin, a smoother finish for sharper prints and a lightweight fit that stays comfortable all day. Modern, durable and made to last, they are perfect for gifting or treating yourself.
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Is This the Perfect Funny Cricket T-Shirt? (Quick Guide)
Who is this perfect for?
  • The Village Cricket Legend: Talks a better game than they play.
  • The Armchair Expert: Knows exactly what the captain should have done.
  • The Sunday Warrior: Plays hard, limps Monday.
  • The Proper Fan: Lives for summer Saturdays and long test matches.
Why funny cricket slogans always work
  • Instant connection: Cricket fans recognise the joke straight away.
  • Great conversation starter: Especially at the ground or in the pub.
  • Works as a gift or self buy: Ideal whether you're treating yourself or someone else.
Perfect for which occasions?
  • Birthdays: A safe but brilliant cricket gift option.
  • Father’s Day: Especially for cricket mad dads.
  • End of season do’s: Perfect for club socials.
  • Match day wear: Ideal for watching live or at home.
  • Just because: Cricket doesn’t need a reason.
  • Everything in between: From BBQs to beer gardens.
Comfort & quality
  • Soft touch cotton: Comfortable enough for all day wear.
  • Breathable 180gsm fabric: Premium feel without being heavy.
  • Durable print: Designed to last season after season.
When will they wear it?
  • At the ground: Watching club cricket or county matches.
  • Post match pints: Much comfier than whites.
  • Summer weekends: Easy throw on for relaxed days.

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Our Cows Corner Story

Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.

Len, founder of Cows Corner
  • Elite On-Court Banter: Features the hilariously cutting slogan "Your Sledging Is As Soft As Your Bowling", making it the ultimate comeback for batters who want to let the opposition know exactly what they think of their pace and their chat.
  • Premium All-Day Comfort: Crafted from high-quality, breathable fabric for a soft and lightweight feel. This tee ensures all-day comfort whether they are leaning on their bat at the non-striker's end, heading to the nets, or enjoying a post-match pint at the bar.
  • Modern Athletic Fit: Designed with a versatile unisex cut that offers a stylish look and a relaxed fit for cricket fans of all builds. The reinforced seams and durable construction ensure the shirt maintains its structure and style through every intense innings and clubhouse celebration.
  • Expert British Craftsmanship: Professionally printed in the UK using long-lasting, vibrant inks. Each design is built to withstand regular wear and multiple machine washes without fading or cracking, keeping your "soft bowling" joke bold for seasons to come.

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Key Hoodie Features
  • Cotton-faced fabric – Smooth feel, vibrant prints, and everyday comfort.
  • Brushed back fleece lining – Provides warmth, softness, and breathability.
  • Raglan sleeves – Sporty style and unrestricted movement.
  • Lined hood with cross-neck detail – Adds structure and warmth.
  • Taped neck – Reinforces durability and comfort.
  • Front pouch pocket – Convenient storage and added warmth.
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UK delivery is £4.99, or free on orders over £50. Orders are processed within 1–2 business days and usually arrive within 2–4 business days once dispatched. Tracking is provided on all orders.

International delivery is available worldwide with tracked shipping.

Easy Free Returns

If the size isn’t right or you change your mind, get in touch within 30 days and we’ll arrange an exchange or refund.

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Printed on Premium Gildan Softstyle T-Shirts
Every Cows Corner T-shirt design is printed on Gildan Softstyle tees made from 100% ringspun cotton, giving you a softer feel against the skin, a smoother finish for sharper prints and a lightweight fit that stays comfortable all day. Modern, durable and made to last, they are perfect for gifting or treating yourself.
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About This item

  • Relaxed Fit - Designed for all-day comfort, this T-shirt features a relaxed fit that provides ample room without feeling oversized. Whether you're wearing it for casual outings, lounging at home, or layering it under outerwear, the relaxed cut ensures unrestricted movement and breathability. The fit is carefully tailored to flatter various body types while maintaining a laid-back, effortless style.
  • PurePrint Fabric – The Ultimate Surface for Decoration - Made using innovative PurePrint fabric, this T-shirt offers an exceptional surface for decoration, making it the ideal choice for custom prints and branding. The fabric's smooth, high-quality texture ensures sharp, long-lasting designs. PurePrint fabric enhances color vibrancy, allowing logos, graphics, and text to stand out with crisp detail and professional appeal.
  • Ribbed Crew Neck - A classic ribbed crew neck adds durability and comfort to the design, ensuring a snug yet flexible fit. The ribbed texture provides elasticity, helping the neckline maintain its shape even after repeated washes and wear. This timeless design feature complements both casual and activewear looks, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe.
  • Taped Back Neck - The taped back neck enhances the T-shirt's durability by reinforcing the seam for added strength and longevity. This feature not only prevents stretching but also provides extra comfort by reducing friction against the skin. The smooth, structured finish contributes to a polished look, making it perfect for everyday wear.
  • Twin Needle Stitching - Precision-made with twin needle stitching, this T-shirt is built for durability. The double stitching technique reinforces seams, ensuring they hold up to regular use and washing without fraying or weakening. This meticulous construction method enhances both the longevity and overall quality of the piece.
  • Side Seams for Shape Retention - Designed to maintain its structure over time, this T-shirt incorporates side seams that prevent twisting or losing its shape. Unlike tubular construction, side seams help the T-shirt conform to the body while retaining its original fit, ensuring a consistently flattering silhouette even after multiple washes.
  • Wash Dark Colours Separately - To preserve the rich, deep tones of darker T-shirts, it is recommended to wash them separately from lighter items. This precaution helps prevent color bleeding and maintains the integrity of both the T-shirt and surrounding clothing. Following care instructions ensures longevity, keeping the fabric looking fresh and vibrant for longer.

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Regular price £29.17
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Take your banter to the next level with this hilarious cricket T-shirt, perfect for players who love a bit of friendly on-field rivalry. Featuring the bold slogan "Your Sledging Is As Soft As Your Bowling" across the front, this tee is designed for cricketers who know how to dish it out and back it up!

Made for both men and women, this T-shirt is a great conversation starter in the clubhouse and a must-have for match days, training sessions, or casual wear. Crafted from high-quality, breathable fabric, it ensures all-day comfort whether you're smashing sixes, sending down thunderbolts, or just watching from the boundary with a cold drink.

Key Features:

✅ Bold and witty design – guaranteed to turn heads
✅ Soft, lightweight fabric – perfect for comfort on and off the pitch
✅ Unisex fit – ideal for both male and female cricketers
✅ Great gift for cricket lovers, teammates, and sledging specialists

Whether you’re a bowler with serious pace or a batter with a sharp tongue, this T-shirt is a must-have addition to your cricket collection. Grab yours today and let the banter begin! 🏏🔥

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UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

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Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

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Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, every Cows Corner T-shirt is built to last. From the high-quality print to the soft, durable cotton blend, it’s designed to stay comfortable and keep its shape wash after wash. More than just a T-shirt, it’s a fun and personal statement, something to wear, enjoy, and share, time and time again.

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Cows Corner T-shirts bring humour and personality to everyday style. Each one features a playful slogan or clever sports-inspired design that’s guaranteed to get a smile. They’re soft, comfortable, and made to stand out, perfect for showing off your sense of humour and individuality. Whether you’re treating yourself or finding the ideal fun gift for someone special, a Cows Corner T-shirt adds that personal touch that’s as unique and entertaining as the person wearing it.

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Our Cows Corner T-shirts are made for comfort, laughter, and everyday wear. Each one feels soft and breathable from the moment you put it on, keeping its shape wash after wash. Whether you're out and about, relaxing at home, or sharing a laugh with friends, our tees are made to feel good and look even better, fun, relaxed, and unmistakably Cows Corner.

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Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.

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T-shirt Care Guide

To keep your T-shirt looking its best for as long as possible, it’s important to follow a simple wash care routine. Always wash it at 30° to protect the fabric and preserve the colour, and turn it inside out before it goes into the machine so the outside stays smooth and vibrant. Washing with similar colours helps prevent any unwanted colour transfer, keeping your T-shirt looking clean and crisp. Once washed, avoid the tumble dryer altogether and let it air dry naturally, which is much gentler on the fibres and helps maintain the shape and feel of the garment. By giving it this bit of extra care, your T-shirt will stay comfortable, reliable, and ready to wear time and time again.

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What material is the T-shirt made from?

Our cricket T-shirts are made from high-quality, soft, and breathable fabric, ensuring all-day comfort whether you're on the field, at the nets, or just relaxing. The lightweight material helps keep you cool, making it perfect for match days and casual wear.

Is this T-shirt suitable for both men and women?

Yes! This T-shirt features a unisex fit, making it ideal for both male and female cricketers. It’s available in a range of sizes, so everyone can enjoy a bit of cricket banter in style.

Is this T-shirt a good gift for a cricket fan?

Absolutely! This is the perfect gift for any cricket lover, whether they play regularly, enjoy watching the game, or just love a good sledge. It’s a great choice for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, or as a fun present for teammates and coaches.

How should I wash and care for my T-shirt?

To keep your T-shirt looking its best, we recommend washing it at 30°C (86°F) with similar colors. Avoid using bleach, and do not tumble dry to preserve the print. Iron inside out on a low setting if needed but never iron on the print itself.

What sizes are available?

Our funny cricket T-shirt comes in a range of sizes to fit all players and fans. Please check our size guide before ordering to ensure you get the best fit. If you're in between sizes and prefer a looser fit, we recommend sizing up.

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The perfect gift for cricketers who love banter!

Inject some humour into your cricket wardrobe with this bold and witty cricket T-shirt, designed for players and fans who love a bit of on-field sledging. Featuring the cheeky slogan "Your Sledging Is As Soft As Your Bowling," this T-shirt is guaranteed to get laughs and spark some friendly rivalry—whether you're in the nets, at the clubhouse, or just out and about.

🎁 The Perfect Gift for Cricket Lovers

Struggling to find the ideal present for a cricket-mad friend, teammate, or family member? This funny cricket T-shirt is a guaranteed winner! Whether it's for a birthday, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, or a Secret Santa gift, this tee is a thoughtful yet lighthearted choice that any cricket fan will appreciate.

Perfect for:

  • ✔️ Cricket players & club teammates – Give them something to laugh about before the match!
  • ✔️ Coaches & umpires – The ultimate off-duty statement piece.
  • ✔️ Casual cricket fans – Even those who don’t play will love the banter.
  • ✔️ Sunday league warriors – For the legends who take their game (and sledging) seriously.
  • ✅ Why Choose This Cricket T-Shirt?

  • Unisex fit – Designed for both men and women who love the game.
  • Soft, breathable fabric – Keeps you comfortable all day, whether you're on the field or
  • relaxing.
  • Durable print – No fading or cracking, so you can keep sledging season after season.
  • Great conversation starter – Guaranteed to turn heads and get people talking.
  • Versatile style – Perfect for training sessions, match days, or casual everyday wear.
  • 📏 Find Your Perfect Fit

    This T-shirt is available in a range of sizes to suit all cricketers. Check our size guide before ordering to ensure the best fit. If you prefer a more relaxed feel, we recommend going one size up.

    🛒 Order Yours Today!

    Don't miss out on the ultimate cricket banter T-shirt. Whether you're buying for yourself or as a gift, this tee is a must-have for cricket fans everywhere. Order now and bring some fun to the game! 🏏🔥