Cows Corner Funny Sports Merch
Products | Hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour
In stock
In stock
In stock
In stock
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
In stock
In stock
In stock
In stock
Products | AI Designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.
Products | Cards
Sporty moments deserve a card with character.
Whether you're toasting your golf buddy’s big day or congratulating your tennis-loving nephew, our funny sports cards serve up laughs and good vibes in equal measure.
Packed with personality and perfect for fans of all ages, these cards are made to be remembered, long after the final whistle
In stock
In stock
In stock
In stock
Products | Gift Boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
Product | Mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
In stock
In stock
In stock
In stock
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
In stock
In stock
In stock
In stock
product | Water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
In stock
In stock
In stock
In stock
Cows Corner is your go-to online shop for funny, sports-themed gifts, personalised baby grows, quirky T-shirts, mugs, and more. Every product can be gift-boxed, making it perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just because.
Absolutely. Cows Corner offers a gift delivery option where you can add a personalised message and we’ll send your order in a custom gift box straight to their door.
Yes! Use our AI design tool to create your own T-shirt, baby grow, or mug. You can even upload your own artwork or slogan if you have something specific in mind.
From birthdays and anniversaries to graduations and Christmas, we’ve got funny and unique gifts for every occasion. And if it’s just for a laugh, we’ve got you covered too.
Yes. All Cows Corner products are designed and printed in the UK, with quality checks carried out before shipping.
Many of our gifts can be personalised with names, dates, or slogans, perfect for making your present extra special.
For just £12, you can add gift boxing to your order. It includes a branded Cows Corner box making the gift even more special.
They sure are. Whether you’re shopping for a newborn, a cheeky teen, or a sports-mad adult, we’ve got funny, relatable gifts for everyone.
All our designs are original, laugh-out-loud funny, and inspired by sport and real-life humour. You won’t find our slogans on the high street.
We’re working on it. Right now, most of our packaging is recyclable, and we’re always looking for greener ways to deliver smiles.
