Dribble You Can Barely Walk Straight! | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Whether you're a weekend warrior, a Sunday League legend, or just someone who enjoys a bit of cheeky football banter, this tee is guaranteed to raise a few laughs.
It's the perfect mix of football humour and pub wit, featuring the bold slogan "Dribble? You Can Barely Walk Straight!" across the front.
Made from soft, breathable cotton and designed for all-day comfort, this T-shirt is ideal for kickabouts, pub outings, match days, or simply winding up your mates.
It comes in crisp white and is available in a wide range of sizes – from Small to 4XL – to suit every fan, player, or self-proclaimed benchwarmer.
Product Features:
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Bold front slogan: "Dribble? You Can Barely Walk Straight!"
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Classic white tee made with soft, breathable cotton
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Unisex fit with sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
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Perfect for casual wear, match day laughs, or pub banter
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Durable print that holds up wash after wash
Perfect For:
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Football fans with a sense of humour
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Sunday League players and pub team heroes
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Mates who always trip over the ball (or themselves)
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Birthday or Christmas gift for the banter king (or queen)
If you love footy and a laugh, this is the T-shirt you’ve been waiting for.
Add it to your kit now and score big on style and smiles.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Dribble You Can Barely Walk Straight FAQs
What size T-shirt should I buy as a gift?
What size T-shirt should I buy as a gift?
If you're buying for someone else and unsure of their size, we recommend checking their favourite T-shirt or asking someone close to them. Our funny football T-shirt comes in sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL to suit all shapes and sizes. When in doubt, going one size up is often a safer choice for a relaxed fit.
Is this T-shirt suitable for someone who doesn’t play football but enjoys it?
Is this T-shirt suitable for someone who doesn’t play football but enjoys it?
Absolutely. This T-shirt is designed for fans as much as players. Whether they watch every match, live for five-a-side, or just enjoy the banter that comes with being part of the football crowd, it makes a brilliant gift that hits the mark.
What makes this T-shirt a great gift idea?
What makes this T-shirt a great gift idea?
It’s the perfect mix of humour, comfort and personality. The bold slogan makes it a standout present for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa or end-of-season celebrations. It’s a thoughtful and funny way to show you’ve picked something just for them.
How do I know the T-shirt is good quality?
How do I know the T-shirt is good quality?
Our football T-shirts are made from soft, breathable cotton that’s built to last. The print is professionally applied to ensure it doesn’t fade or crack after washing, and the cut offers a unisex fit that’s comfortable and flattering.
Can I give this as a gift for a special occasion?
Can I give this as a gift for a special occasion?
Yes. This T-shirt makes an ideal present for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, team events or just as a fun surprise. You can also pair it with our optional Cows Corner gift boxing for an extra personal touch.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football T-Shirt – "Dribble? You Can Barely Walk Straight!"
This isn’t just another football T-shirt. It’s a statement of pure banter, designed for the football lover who takes their jokes as seriously as their game. With the bold slogan "Dribble? You Can Barely Walk Straight!" across the chest, this tee is guaranteed to get a laugh – whether you're at the pub, pitch, or parked on the sofa watching the match.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this white T-shirt delivers comfort and comedy in equal measure. It’s available in sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL, making it ideal for players, fans and armchair pundits alike.
Whether it’s for yourself or someone who can barely stay on their feet after a pint, it’s a top pick for any occasion where football meets fun.
⚽ Who’s It For?
- 😂 Football fans who love a laugh more than a clean sheet
- 🍻 Lads who are better at chatting tactics in the pub than executing them on the pitch
- 👟 Sunday League warriors, benchwarmers and everyone in between
- 🗣️ Mates who still talk about *that* goal they nearly scored three years ago
- 💬 Anyone who loves footy banter and knows not to take it too seriously
🎁 Ideal Gift For:
- 🎂 Birthday presents for football-mad friends and family
- 🎄 Christmas gifts for anyone who eats, sleeps and talks football
- 👕 Secret Santa with a side of laughs
- 🏆 End-of-season do's and club presentation nights
- 😂 Just-for-fun surprises that beat a boring voucher
🧵 Product Features:
- 👕 White cotton T-shirt with bold slogan on the front
- 📏 Sizes available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
- 💨 Lightweight, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
- 🎯 High-quality print that won’t fade in the wash
- ✅ Unisex fit – designed for maximum wearability and laughs
If you’re shopping for a gift that’ll make a football fan laugh out loud, this T-shirt delivers every time. Add it to your basket today and give someone the gift of banter they’ll actually want to wear.
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