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I Was Never a Great Kicker, but I Could Knock Over a Pint of Guinness From 30 Yards – Keith Woods | Funny Rugby T-shirt

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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.

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Key T-shirt Features
  • Relaxed Fit – Comfortable cut with room to move, flattering for different body types, ideal for casual wear, lounging, or layering.
  • PurePrint Fabric – Smooth, high-quality surface designed for sharp, vibrant, long-lasting custom prints and branding.
  • Ribbed Crew Neck – Durable, elastic neckline that keeps its shape after washing, adds comfort and flexibility.
  • Taped Back Neck – Reinforces the seam for strength, prevents stretching, reduces friction for comfort, and gives a neat finish.
  • Twin Needle Stitching – Double stitching on seams for durability and resistance to fraying, boosting longevity.
  • Side Seams for Shape Retention – Helps the T-shirt keep its structure and fit, preventing twisting or warping after washes.
  • Wash Dark Colours Separately – Care instruction to maintain deep tones, prevent color bleeding, and preserve fabric vibrancy.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.

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  • Relaxed Fit - Designed for all-day comfort, this T-shirt features a relaxed fit that provides ample room without feeling oversized. Whether you're wearing it for casual outings, lounging at home, or layering it under outerwear, the relaxed cut ensures unrestricted movement and breathability. The fit is carefully tailored to flatter various body types while maintaining a laid-back, effortless style.
  • PurePrint Fabric – The Ultimate Surface for Decoration - Made using innovative PurePrint fabric, this T-shirt offers an exceptional surface for decoration, making it the ideal choice for custom prints and branding. The fabric's smooth, high-quality texture ensures sharp, long-lasting designs. PurePrint fabric enhances color vibrancy, allowing logos, graphics, and text to stand out with crisp detail and professional appeal.
  • Ribbed Crew Neck - A classic ribbed crew neck adds durability and comfort to the design, ensuring a snug yet flexible fit. The ribbed texture provides elasticity, helping the neckline maintain its shape even after repeated washes and wear. This timeless design feature complements both casual and activewear looks, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe.
  • Taped Back Neck - The taped back neck enhances the T-shirt's durability by reinforcing the seam for added strength and longevity. This feature not only prevents stretching but also provides extra comfort by reducing friction against the skin. The smooth, structured finish contributes to a polished look, making it perfect for everyday wear.
  • Twin Needle Stitching - Precision-made with twin needle stitching, this T-shirt is built for durability. The double stitching technique reinforces seams, ensuring they hold up to regular use and washing without fraying or weakening. This meticulous construction method enhances both the longevity and overall quality of the piece.
  • Side Seams for Shape Retention - Designed to maintain its structure over time, this T-shirt incorporates side seams that prevent twisting or losing its shape. Unlike tubular construction, side seams help the T-shirt conform to the body while retaining its original fit, ensuring a consistently flattering silhouette even after multiple washes.
  • Wash Dark Colours Separately - To preserve the rich, deep tones of darker T-shirts, it is recommended to wash them separately from lighter items. This precaution helps prevent color bleeding and maintains the integrity of both the T-shirt and surrounding clothing. Following care instructions ensures longevity, keeping the fabric looking fresh and vibrant for longer.

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If you’re looking for the ultimate rugby gift that combines humour with a touch of Irish charm, this Funny Rugby T-shirt is the one. Featuring the legendary Keith Woods quote, “I Was Never a Great Kicker, but I Could Knock Over a Pint of Guinness From 30 Yards,” it’s the perfect choice for anyone who loves the game and a bit of good old-fashioned rugby banter.

Whether it’s worn at the pub, the clubhouse, or on a casual day out, this shirt is guaranteed to raise a smile.

Available in classic white, this T-shirt is as comfortable as it is witty, making it a must-have addition to any rugby fan’s wardrobe.

Product Features
🍺 Soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
🍺 Bold front print with Keith Wood’s iconic quote
🍺 Available in a crisp white finish for a clean look
🍺 Durable design that holds its shape and humour wash after wash

Perfect For
🏉 Rugby fans who love a good laugh
🏉 Friends and family looking for a quirky rugby gift
🏉 Birthdays, Father’s Day, or just because you want to treat someone
🏉 Wearing to the pub or rugby socials for maximum banter points

This is more than just a T-shirt, it’s a conversation starter. If you want to give a rugby lover a gift that celebrates both their passion for the sport and their sense of humour, then this is the perfect pick.

Order yours today and bring a bit of fun and Guinness-loving spirit into someone’s life.

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

 6109100010

Country of origin

 Bangladesh

Material

 Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

 Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

Customs, Duties and Taxes

Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

Damages

TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.

Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

I Was Never a Great Kicker FAQs

Is a T-shirt a good birthday gift?

Yes, a T-shirt can make a brilliant birthday gift, especially when it has a funny slogan or quote that reflects the recipient’s personality and interests. For rugby fans, a humorous rugby-themed T-shirt is thoughtful, personal, and guaranteed to raise a smile.

How do you give a T-shirt as a gift?

You can simply fold the T-shirt neatly and wrap it in decorative paper, or make it more memorable by presenting it in a branded gift box. Adding a personalised note or card makes the gift even more special.

Is it good to give a shirt as a gift?

Absolutely, giving a shirt as a gift is practical and meaningful. It shows you’ve chosen something the person can use and enjoy. When the shirt carries a funny rugby quote, it also adds a light-hearted and entertaining touch.

What is a premium quality T-shirt?

A premium quality T-shirt is made from durable, soft fabrics such as 100% cotton, designed to be comfortable, breathable, and long-lasting. It should hold its shape and print after multiple washes while feeling great to wear.

How do I choose a good quality T-shirt?

Look for breathable fabrics like cotton, strong stitching, and prints that don’t fade easily. Choosing a shirt with a design that resonates with the recipient’s hobbies or sense of humour makes it not just good quality but a gift they’ll truly value.

Why Cows Corner?

  • Unique products & Designs

    We sell a wide variety of items using custom designs that you will only find at Cows Corner

  • Made in the UK

    All products are printed, packed and delivered from our UK headquarters.

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    Use our internal AI design tool to design your own products

  • No Minimum Orders

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  • Global Delivery

    Use fast and flexible worldwide delivery methods to reach customers all over the globe.

  • Eco-friendly products

    We focus on eco-friendly products from our supply chain to the end product

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    We’re here to help on live chat from 9 to 5 every weekday, plus a help centre full of step-by-step tutorials to get you started.

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    Products you order today will be packed and delivered the following day

Funny Rugby T-Shirt – Keith Woods Guinness Quote

If you’re searching for the perfect rugby gift that blends humour with heritage, this Funny Rugby T-shirt featuring Keith Woods’ famous Guinness line is a winning choice. Whether you’re buying for yourself or as a present, this shirt delivers outstanding value, combining comfort with a design that will always raise a smile. Available in classic white, it’s versatile, stylish, and made to last.

Product Features

  • 🍺 Premium quality cotton for a soft and breathable feel
  • 🍺 Durable front print showcasing Keith Woods’ iconic quote
  • 🍺 Crisp white finish for a fresh and versatile look
  • 🍺 Easy to wash with lasting shape and colour

Perfect For

  • 🏉 Rugby enthusiasts who enjoy banter both on and off the pitch
  • 🏉 Friends and family seeking a memorable gift at an affordable price
  • 🏉 Birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, or surprise presents that stand out
  • 🏉 Social gatherings, rugby tours, or pub nights where conversation matters

This T-shirt is more than just clothing, it’s a conversation starter. Whether you want to purchase a unique birthday gift, find something funny for a mate, or shop for Father’s Day with confidence, this option is guaranteed to impress. With its playful design and premium finish, it represents incredible value and makes an excellent choice for those who want quality at a low price. Don’t miss out, order today while it’s in stock and give someone a gift they’ll truly appreciate.

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