Your Best Position? Bench Warmer | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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For the tiniest member of your squad who’s already showing potential… to keep the bench warm! This hilarious baby grow perfectly blends football humour and baby charm. Whether you’re a Sunday League legend, a five-a-side fanatic, or love a bit of football banter, this one’s for the new arrival in your team.
With the phrase ‘Your Best Position? Bench Warmer’ boldly printed on the front, this baby grow is guaranteed to raise a smile at home, in the clubhouse, or during matchday visits to the grandparents.
It’s comfy, practical, and the ideal kit for your future footballer – even if they’re not quite ready for their debut yet.
Available in crisp white and made from soft, breathable fabric for everyday wear and easy changes, it’s an excellent gift for football-loving parents who appreciate a cheeky sense of humour.
Product Features
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Soft, comfortable fabric perfect for delicate skin
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Popper fastenings for easy changing
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Unisex design in classic white
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Printed with ‘Your Best Position? Bench Warmer’ on the front
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Sizes: 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, and 18–24 months
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Machine washable and built to last
Perfect For
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Newborns and babies of football-mad parents
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Baby showers and football-themed gifts
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Matchday outfits with a comedy twist
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Parents who love a laugh and a bit of banter
Whether you're raising the next star striker or just someone who enjoys a good nap at half-time, this baby grow is a winner.
Snap one up today and let the sidelines know your little one’s already part of the team – even if they’re starting on the bench.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Best Position? Bench Warmer FAQs
Is this baby grow suitable as a gift for a newborn?
Is this baby grow suitable as a gift for a newborn?
Yes, this baby grow makes a brilliant gift for newborns, especially for football-mad families. It’s both practical and funny, striking the perfect balance between useful and memorable. Whether it’s a baby shower, a first visit, or a ‘welcome to the world’ present, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh.
What age sizes are available for this baby grow?
What age sizes are available for this baby grow?
Our ‘Your Best Position? Bench Warmer’ baby grow is available in six sizes: 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, and 18–24 months. So whether you're buying for a brand new baby or a growing mini matchday mascot, there's a size that fits.
How many baby grows do I need for a newborn?
How many baby grows do I need for a newborn?
Most newborns go through several changes a day, so parents often need 6–8 baby grows in rotation. This one makes an ideal addition to the mix, especially for special outings, social media photos, or days when football’s on the telly.
Can I give this baby grow as a baby shower present?
Can I give this baby grow as a baby shower present?
Absolutely. It’s one of our most popular baby shower gifts, especially when the parents-to-be are into football or enjoy a good laugh. It adds a bit of personality and banter to the usual collection of baby clothes.
Is this baby grow machine washable?
Is this baby grow machine washable?
Yes, it's designed with busy parents in mind. The fabric is soft, durable, and machine washable, so it’ll stay looking great even after multiple washes.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football Baby Grow – 'Your Best Position? Bench Warmer'
Looking for a hilarious football-themed gift for a baby whose parents live and breathe the beautiful game? Our 'Your Best Position? Bench Warmer' baby grow is a guaranteed winner.
Made for little legends in the making, this cheeky design is perfect for matchday laughs, baby photos, and gifting occasions that call for something truly memorable.
Whether you’re shopping for new parents who never miss a kick-off or buying a baby shower present for a future football fanatic, this white baby grow is as practical as it is funny.
With sizes ranging from 0–3 months up to 18–24 months, you can choose the perfect fit for growing stars of the future.
⚽ Who This Baby Grow Is For
This is the ideal gift for:
- 👶 Babies born into football-loving families
- 🎁 Baby showers, new baby arrivals, and football-themed gift hampers
- 📸 Parents looking for funny outfits for baby photo shoots or social media
- ⚽ Matchday babies watching from the stands or sofa
- 😂 Mums, dads, uncles or aunties with a wicked sense of football humour
🧷 Product Features
- 👕 White baby grow with bold black text: ‘Your Best Position? Bench Warmer’
- 🍼 Soft, breathable fabric gentle on baby skin
- 🔄 Easy popper fastenings for quick changes
- 📏 Available in sizes: 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, and 18–24 months
- 🧼 Machine washable and made to last through countless wears and washes
Perfect for footie-mad households, this baby grow adds humour to any occasion while keeping your little one comfy and cosy.
It’s a must-have for babies who may be small, but already know that half-time naps and sideline snuggles are the best part of the game.
Don’t miss your chance to score big laughs – grab one today and make sure your favourite little substitute is dressed for the part! 🏆
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Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
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Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
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Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
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It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget
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Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
Funny Sports Water Bottles
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
