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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Who comes first in Dad’s life? Let the debate begin… but this hilarious baby-grow puts it all out there.
Designed for football-mad dads who adore their little one (just slightly less than the beautiful game), this cheeky baby-grow is a must-have for sporty families who love a bit of banter.
Made from soft cotton for delicate baby skin, it’s comfy enough for kickabouts on the carpet and cosy for cuddles on the sofa during match day. Whether Dad’s glued to the telly or cheering from the sidelines, this baby-grow will raise a smile and a few laughs.
Available in classic white and sizes 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18 and 18–24 months.
Product Features
• 100% soft cotton for all-day comfort
• Envelope neckline and popper fastenings for easy changes
• Bold slogan: “Dad’s First Love: Football. Dad’s Second Love: Me”
• Printed with love and a strong sense of humour
• Machine washable and built to last
• Unisex design in crisp white
• Available in sizes from newborn to toddler
Perfect For
• Babies of football-obsessed dads
• Match day photos and weekend family fun
• Baby showers and funny football-themed gifts
• Celebrating a dad’s love of the game (and his little one)
• Parents who appreciate clever, cheeky baby clothes
This isn’t just a baby-grow, it’s a brilliant conversation starter for any football-loving family.
Snap yours up now and give Dad the ultimate tribute, or at least remind him where he stands on the team sheet.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Dad’s First Love: Football. Dad’s Second Love: Me FAQs
What should I buy for a newborn baby as a gift?

What should I buy for a newborn baby as a gift?
If you're looking for a unique, funny and practical newborn gift, a novelty baby-grow is a brilliant choice. This football-themed baby-grow combines comfort with humour, making it perfect for football-loving parents and ideal for baby showers or welcome-home presents.
What do babies wear right after birth?

What do babies wear right after birth?
Newborns typically wear soft cotton baby-grows or bodysuits immediately after birth. Our baby-grow is made from 100% soft cotton, gentle on newborn skin and ideal for those early days, especially when you want to add a bit of personality to their wardrobe.
Is a funny baby-grow a good present for new dads?

Is a funny baby-grow a good present for new dads?
Absolutely. This particular design is ideal for new dads who love football and appreciate a bit of cheeky humour. It's thoughtful, light-hearted and will stand out from the more traditional gifts.
What size baby-grow should I buy as a gift?

What size baby-grow should I buy as a gift?
If you're unsure about the baby's exact age or size, we recommend going for 3–6 or 6–9 months to give a bit of growing room. This baby-grow is available in sizes from 0–3 up to 18–24 months, so there’s something suitable for every little kicker.
Can baby-grows be worn all day?

Can baby-grows be worn all day?
Yes, baby-grows like this one are designed for all-day comfort. Made from breathable cotton with an envelope neckline and popper fastenings, it’s perfect for both nap time and playtime, and stylish enough for match-day family photos
Funny Football Baby-Grow – "Dad’s First Love: Football. Dad’s Second Love: Me"
This laugh-out-loud baby-grow is the perfect pick for little ones whose dads are football fanatics. Whether it’s a cheeky nod to match-day priorities or just a playful way to celebrate Dad’s two great loves, football and his baby, this white baby-grow delivers the perfect mix of comfort, humour and charm. Ideal for gifting or adding to your own collection of baby essentials, it’s a guaranteed winner with fans of the beautiful game.
Why This Baby-Grow Is a Must-Have
If Dad’s idea of the perfect Saturday involves football on the telly, a brew in hand and his little one dressed in something that makes everyone smile, this baby-grow fits the bill. The bold slogan, “Dad’s First Love: Football. Dad’s Second Love: Me,” will strike a chord with any football-loving parent who enjoys a bit of tongue-in-cheek humour. It’s a brilliant gift choice for new dads and football-obsessed families alike.
Perfect Gift Occasions 🎁
This baby-grow isn’t just funny – it’s packed with gifting potential. Whether you’re looking for a unique present or something to make a match-day even more memorable, it’s a cracking choice for:
- ⚽ Baby showers for football-mad parents
- 🎂 First birthdays or milestone months
- 👶 Newborn welcome gifts
- 🎄 Christmas stocking fillers for little fans
- 💙 Father’s Day with a football twist
- 📸 Match-day photo ops for social media-ready cuteness
Product Features ✅
- 🍼 Available in sizes 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18 and 18–24 months
- 👕 100% soft cotton for gentle comfort and breathability
- 👶 Envelope neckline and popper fastening for fuss-free changes
- ⚽ Crisp white finish with a bold black slogan that stands out
- 🧼 Machine washable and made to last through every little tumble
- 🎁 Ideal unisex design that works for baby boys and girls
Whether you’re shopping for your own little one or hunting down a fun and thoughtful gift for new parents, this football-themed baby-grow scores high on both humour and quality. Make Dad laugh, make baby comfortable and make your next gift unforgettable, all with one clever little outfit.
Order now and get ready to see smiles all round on and off the pitch!

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.