Your Defence Is Weaker Than My Grandma’s Wifi | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Got football in your blood and banter in your bones? Then this is the perfect baby grow for the next generation of footy fans.
Whether you're cheering on your team from the sofa or heading out for a weekend kickabout, let your little one join the fun with this hilarious slogan: "Your Defence Is Weaker Than My Grandma’s Wifi." It’s bold, cheeky, and bound to raise eyebrows at family gatherings or match day get-togethers.
Made for babies of football-mad parents, this black baby grow is comfy, easy to change, and guaranteed to get a few laughs, even from rival supporters.
It's the perfect outfit for showing off that early team spirit (or early knack for trash talk).
Product Features:
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Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
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Popper fastenings for fuss-free changing
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Unisex fit and design in classic black
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Slogan: "Your Defence Is Weaker Than My Grandma’s Wifi"
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Available in sizes: 0-3, 3-6, 6-9, 9-12, 12-18, and 18-24 months
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Machine washable and durable for everyday wear
Perfect For:
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Parents who love football – and love a bit of cheeky banter
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Gifting to football fans with a new arrival
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Match days, birthday presents, or just making people smile
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Starting your baby’s football journey off with style and humour
Let your little one bring the banter, even if they’re not quite walking yet. This baby grow makes a brilliant gift, a fun photo opportunity, and a guaranteed crowd-pleaser.
Get ready for compliments, chuckles, and maybe a few jealous glances from other footy-loving parents!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Defence Is Weaker Than My Grandma’s Wifi FAQs
What size baby grow should I buy as a gift?
What size baby grow should I buy as a gift?
A good rule of thumb is to go slightly bigger if you're unsure. Our funny football baby grow is available from 0-3 months all the way up to 18-24 months, so it can grow with the baby. If the baby has just been born, sizes 3-6 or 6-9 months are usually a safe and practical option for gift-giving.
Is this baby grow suitable for newborns with sensitive skin?
Is this baby grow suitable for newborns with sensitive skin?
Yes, absolutely. Our baby grows are made from a soft cotton-blend fabric that’s gentle on delicate baby skin. It’s breathable, comfortable, and machine washable, making it perfect for everyday wear.
Can I give this baby grow as a baby shower gift?
Can I give this baby grow as a baby shower gift?
Yes! This makes a brilliant baby shower present for football-loving parents. It’s funny, practical, and sure to stand out from more traditional baby gifts. A guaranteed hit with football fans who love a bit of banter.
Does the slogan print last after washing?
Does the slogan print last after washing?
Definitely. The print is designed to be durable and long-lasting, even after repeated washes. Just follow the care instructions on the label and you’ll keep the design looking fresh.
What makes this baby grow different from regular ones?
What makes this baby grow different from regular ones?
It’s all in the personality. While regular baby grows are functional, ours add humour and charm, perfect for match days, family photos, or simply brightening up the nappy changing routine. It’s a baby outfit and a talking point in one.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football Baby Grow – "Your Defence Is Weaker Than My Grandma’s Wifi"
If you’re shopping for a new baby and the parents are football fanatics, this hilarious baby grow is a guaranteed winner. Designed for those who live and breathe the beautiful game, and enjoy a bit of banter, this black baby grow is both practical and packed with personality.
Featuring the cheeky slogan "Your Defence Is Weaker Than My Grandma’s Wifi", it’s the ultimate outfit for little ones born into football-loving households.
Whether it’s for a new arrival, a baby shower, or simply a fun surprise for a fellow football-mad family, this baby grow ticks all the boxes. From first cuddles on the sofa during Match of the Day to Sunday league sidelines, this is the outfit that brings laughs, comfort, and cuteness in equal measure.
⚽ Product Features
- 🖤 Classic black baby grow – stylish, unisex, and easy to match
- 👶 Sizes available: 0-3, 3-6, 6-9, 9-12, 12-18, and 18-24 months
- 🧵 Soft cotton-blend fabric – gentle on sensitive baby skin
- 🔄 Easy-change popper fastenings – perfect for wriggly little legs
- 🧼 Machine washable – designed to withstand everyday mess and wear
- 😂 Bold, printed slogan that gets laughs every time
🎁 Perfect For
- 👶 Baby shower gifts for football-loving parents
- ⚽ New baby presents for dads and mums who never miss a match
- 🎂 First birthdays with a funny twist
- 📸 Match-day outfits for unforgettable photos
- 🎄 Christmas, Father’s Day, or just because you know they’ll love it
Whether you're shopping for your own little kicker or searching for a unique gift that stands out, this funny football baby grow is a brilliant choice. It’s more than just a laugh, it’s a statement of footballing pride from the very beginning.
Snap one up today and give the gift of giggles, goals, and great memories. This best-selling design won’t stay on the shelf for long, so don’t wait for the next transfer window to nab one! 🛒⚡
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