I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Get your little one match-day ready with our cheeky football baby-grow that’s guaranteed to raise a few laughs on the touchline.
Whether you’re a five-a-side fanatic or love a bit of football banter, this baby-grow delivers the goods with a tongue-in-cheek message perfect for football-loving parents.
Made from soft cotton and designed with comfort in mind, it’s ideal for everything from weekend cuddles on the sofa to sideline strolls in the pram.
Featuring the bold slogan 'I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort' front and centre, it’s a brilliant way to show the world your baby’s already got that winning attitude.
Product Features
• Sizes: Available in 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, and 18–24 months
• Colour: Classic black
• Material: Soft and breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Popper fastenings for quick and easy nappy changes
• Printed with durable, high-quality inks
• Designed and printed in the UK
Perfect For
• Football-mad mums and dads who love a bit of banter
• Baby showers and new baby gifts with a sporty twist
• Parents looking to kit out their little one in something fun
• Making your mates laugh at the next match or family gathering
• Sharing a football joke without saying a word
Whether it’s a gift for a mate or your tiny team-mate, this baby-grow brings big personality in a little package.
Add it to your basket now and get ready for a few grins, giggles and maybe even jealous glances from the other side of the pitch.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort FAQs
What size baby-grow should I buy as a gift?
What size baby-grow should I buy as a gift?
If you’re buying a baby-grow as a gift and you’re unsure of the baby’s exact age or size, we recommend going for sizes 3–6 or 6–9 months. These sizes allow room for growth and are often more practical, especially if the baby is already past the newborn stage.
Are funny baby-grows suitable for newborns?
Are funny baby-grows suitable for newborns?
Absolutely. Funny baby-grows add a personal and playful touch to practical gifts. As long as they are made from soft cotton, include easy fastenings, and are gentle on delicate skin, they’re perfect for newborns and older babies alike.
Is a baby-grow a good baby shower gift?
Is a baby-grow a good baby shower gift?
Yes, baby-grows are one of the most popular and useful gifts for baby showers. They’re worn daily, so parents can never have too many. A funny or themed baby-grow stands out from the usual basics and adds a thoughtful, light-hearted touch.
How many baby-grows does a baby need?
How many baby-grows does a baby need?
Most parents go through several baby-grows a day due to changes, spills, or accidents. Having 6 to 8 baby-grows in rotation is a good starting point, so gifting one – especially a fun or unique design – is always welcome.
What makes a baby-grow a good gift?
What makes a baby-grow a good gift?
A good baby-grow is both practical and personal. Soft fabric, easy-to-use poppers, and sizing options are essential, but a humorous slogan or theme that reflects the parents’ personalities makes it memorable and enjoyable. It’s the kind of gift that gets used and appreciated rather than tucked away.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football Baby-Grow – 'I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort'
If you’re a football-loving parent with a good sense of humour, this is the baby-grow your little one needs. Designed for families who live and breathe football, this cheeky baby-grow combines playful banter with everyday comfort – the perfect blend of style and smiles. Whether you’re in the stands or on the sofa, this hilarious piece will turn heads and raise a few chuckles.
Made from soft breathable cotton and finished in a crisp white, it’s ideal for babies aged 0 to 24 months. The bold slogan 'I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort' adds a brilliant touch of personality, letting your mini striker show off their attitude from day one. Easy popper fastenings make nappy changes quick and simple, while the comfortable fit makes it suitable for all-day wear.
⚽ Product Features
- 👶 Available in 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, and 18–24 months
- 👕 Classic white baby-grow with bold printed slogan
- 🧵 Soft cotton fabric that’s gentle on delicate skin
- 🍼 Popper fastenings for quick and easy changes
- 🎨 Printed in the UK with high-quality, durable inks
- 💤 Designed for comfort without compromising on character
🎁 Perfect For
- 🎉 Baby showers with a football twist
- 🎂 First birthdays for the future footy star
- 🎄 Christmas presents for football-loving families
- 👶 New baby gifts for parents who love a laugh
- 🏟️ Match day outfits for proud football parents and their little mascots
- 💡 Unique baby gifts that stand out from the usual pastels and teddies
This isn’t just another cute baby-grow, it’s a proper conversation starter. Whether you’re buying it for your own baby or gifting it to a mate who’s just joined the parenting league, it’s a surefire winner. Stock is limited so don’t hang about, add it to your basket today and score the perfect present for football fans with a funny bone.
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