Your Shooting Is As Accurate as My Nan’s Sat Nav | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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If you love football and have a healthy sense of humour, this baby grow is an absolute belter. Designed for parents who enjoy a bit of football banter, this cheeky number aims at dodgy finishing and Nan’s questionable sat nav skills.
Whether you're raising the next Harry Kane or just fancy giving the away team something to laugh about, this is a baby grow that brings the bants straight from the terraces to the nursery.
Made from soft, breathable fabric with an easy-to-fasten design, it’s as practical as funny.
This is the perfect outfit for match days, weekend strolls, or those moments when your baby needs to remind the world that even tiny fans know when someone’s had a shocker in front of goal.
Product Features:
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Available in black
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Sizes: 0-3, 3-6, 6-9, 9-12, 12-18, and 18-24 months
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Soft-touch fabric gentle on baby’s skin
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Durable print that won’t fade after a few washes
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Easy popper fastenings for quick changes
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Designed and printed in the UK
Perfect for:
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Parents who love football and a laugh
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Baby shower gifts for footie-mad families
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Match day outfits for the tiniest supporters
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Social media snaps that are guaranteed to get a giggle
Get ready to score major points with your mates and give the grandparents a chuckle too.
This baby grow makes a cracking gift or a brilliant addition to your little one’s growing football wardrobe – because even babies know when someone’s fluffed their lines in front of goal.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Shooting Is As Accurate as My Nan’s Sat Nav FAQs
What is a good gift for new parents who love football?
What is a good gift for new parents who love football?
A funny baby grow like “Your Shooting Is As Accurate as My Nan’s Sat Nav” makes a brilliant gift for football-loving parents. It’s practical, playful and shows you’ve put thought into something they’ll genuinely enjoy, especially for match days and family photos.
Do newborn babies wear baby grows straight after birth?
Do newborn babies wear baby grows straight after birth?
Yes, baby grows are one of the most common and comfortable clothing choices for newborns. They’re soft, easy to change, and perfect for keeping your little one warm and cosy. This football-themed option adds a bit of fun and personality to those early days.
How many baby grows does a newborn need?
How many baby grows does a newborn need?
Newborns typically need 6–8 baby grows to start with, especially with frequent changes after feeding or nappy leaks. Having a few funny or themed ones in the mix, like this football design, adds some humour and makes dressing time more enjoyable.
When should I start buying baby clothes like baby grows?
When should I start buying baby clothes like baby grows?
Most parents begin buying baby clothes in the second trimester. However, if you’re gifting, there’s no wrong time, baby grows make perfect presents for baby showers, new arrivals, first birthdays or Christmas.
Are baby grows a good gift for a baby shower?
Are baby grows a good gift for a baby shower?
Absolutely. Baby grows are a staple in any newborn’s wardrobe, and a funny design like this one stands out from the usual plain whites. It’s practical, gets a laugh, and will likely become one of the parents’ favourites.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football Baby Grow – “Your Shooting Is As Accurate as My Nan’s Sat Nav”
Looking for a laugh-out-loud baby grow that hits the back of the net with football fans? Our “Your Shooting Is As Accurate as My Nan’s Sat Nav” design is the perfect choice for parents who live and breathe the beautiful game – and love a cheeky bit of football banter on the side.
This black baby grow isn’t just for babies – it’s for football-obsessed mums, dads, aunties, uncles and grandparents who want to pass their passion for the game down to the next generation.
Whether they support Premier League giants or Sunday League warriors, this hilarious outfit is guaranteed to get a smile (and probably a few laughs) wherever it’s worn.
⚽ Product Features
- 🖤 Available in classic black for a bold look
- 👶 Sizes from 0-3 to 18-24 months to fit growing fans
- 🧵 Made from soft, breathable fabric that’s gentle on delicate skin
- 🧼 Durable slogan print – keeps its quality wash after wash
- 🔄 Easy popper fastenings for quick and fuss-free changes
- 🇬🇧 Designed and printed right here in the UK
🎁 Perfect for Gifting
This baby grow makes a cracking present for any football-loving family. Whether you’re shopping for your own little one or buying a gift that will stand out from the usual baby bits, it’s ideal for:
- 🎉 Baby showers with a football-loving twist
- 🎂 First birthdays and milestone months
- 👶 New baby arrivals in football-mad households
- 📸 Funny photoshoots for social media-savvy parents
- 🎄 Christmas gifts for die-hard supporters starting their own team
- 🏟️ Match day outfits for tiny terrace mascots
It’s a brilliant conversation starter and a great way to show off a family's love for the game. Every time they pull it out of the drawer, they’ll have a chuckle – and think of you.
So if you want a gift that’s practical, playful and packed with personality, this football baby grow delivers every time. Add it to your basket today and give the littlest fan in your life a wardrobe win! ⚽🍼
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