Play Football Not Fortnite! | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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For football-loving parents with a sense of humour, this baby grow says it all. Whether you're pitch-side with your little one or just watching the match from the sofa, this cheeky design lets everyone know where your family’s loyalty lies.
Bold, playful and bound to get a few laughs, this is a cracking little outfit for babies born into the beautiful game.
Made from soft cotton and designed for comfort, it's perfect for those early months when all your baby needs is cuddles, naps and matchday banter.
Whether it's a gift for a mate or your own future football star, this baby grow delivers laughs from the very first kick... even if it's just kicking their feet in the pram.
Product Features
• Available in white
• Soft and breathable cotton for delicate skin
• Envelope neckline for easy dressing
• Nickel-free poppers for quick nappy changes
• Printed with the slogan: "Play Football Not Fortnite!"
• Sizes: 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, 18–24 months
• Machine washable and built to last
Perfect for
• New parents who live and breathe football
• Baby showers or new baby gifts for footy fans
• Parents with a sense of humour and strong opinions on gaming
• Uncles and aunties looking for a unique present
• Anyone wanting to raise the next generation of footballers
Your baby might not be ready for the pitch just yet, but that doesn’t mean they can’t start looking the part.
Snap one up today for a little football banter that’s guaranteed to get a smile, even from the grumpiest referee in the family.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Play Football Not Fortnite FAQs
What is the first thing to buy for a newborn?
What is the first thing to buy for a newborn?
The first things many parents buy for a newborn include essentials like vests, sleepsuits, nappies and soft baby grows. A funny slogan baby grow like our "Play Football Not Fortnite!" design is ideal for adding a personal touch and showing off your family's football obsession from day one.
How many sleepsuits or baby grows does a newborn need?
How many sleepsuits or baby grows does a newborn need?
Most newborns will go through 6 to 8 sleepsuits or baby grows each week, especially during the early months with regular changes. Having a mix of everyday basics and fun statement pieces like our football-themed baby grow gives you both practicality and personality.
What do babies wear right after birth?
What do babies wear right after birth?
Right after birth, babies are usually dressed in a soft, breathable baby grow or sleepsuit to keep them cosy and warm. Our cotton baby grow is gentle on delicate skin and comes in sizes from 0 to 24 months, perfect for those early weeks and beyond.
What do you buy for a baby shower gift?
What do you buy for a baby shower gift?
A baby grow with a bold slogan like "Play Football Not Fortnite!" makes a brilliant baby shower gift. It’s useful, memorable and guaranteed to raise a smile. Great for friends and family who want to give something different that still feels thoughtful and practical.
What do first-time parents need for their baby?
What do first-time parents need for their baby?
First-time parents need a variety of clothing essentials, including baby grows, vests and nappies. Giving a baby grow as a gift means you're helping them stock up on items they’ll use daily – and if it brings a few laughs along the way, even better.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football Baby Grow – "Play Football Not Fortnite!"
This hilarious football-themed baby grow is the ultimate gift for football-mad parents who want to pass on their passion for the beautiful game. With the bold slogan "Play Football Not Fortnite!" printed on the front, it's a cheeky nod to the generational battle between screen time and pitch time.
Whether you're raising a future Premier League striker or just love a bit of football banter, this baby grow is a brilliant way to dress your little one in style.
Made from soft cotton and designed for wriggly little football fans, it’s comfortable enough for all-day wear and practical enough for regular washing. Available in white and a range of sizes from 0 to 24 months, it’s perfect for new arrivals and growing toddlers alike.
🎁 The Perfect Gift For Football-Loving Families
If you're looking for a unique and laugh-out-loud gift for football fans who’ve just welcomed a baby, this is it. Whether it’s for a baby shower, a newborn gift or a ‘just because’ present, this baby grow brings together football humour with day-to-day practicality. It's a conversation starter, a giggle inducer and an ideal way to show your team spirit even when changing nappies.
Ideal for:
- ⚽ New dads and mums who are football obsessed
- 🎉 Baby showers where you're the one bringing the laughs
- 👶 Family and friends shopping for something different
- 🍼 Little ones making their first trip to the football ground
- 🎄 Christmas stockings and birthdays with a sporty twist
🧸 Product Features
- 👕 Available in classic white for easy matching
- 🧵 Soft breathable cotton fabric for everyday comfort
- 👶 Envelope neckline for fuss-free dressing
- 🔘 Nickel-free poppers for safe and easy nappy changes
- 🖨️ Bold printed slogan: "Play Football Not Fortnite!"
- 📏 Sizes available: 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, 18–24 months
- 🧼 Machine washable and baby-proof
This is more than just a baby grow – it’s a statement. A must-have for families who live and breathe football and aren’t afraid to show it. Order today and give the gift of football banter in baby-sized form.
Whether you’re the parent, the gifter or just the favourite auntie or uncle, this one’s guaranteed to score.
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