Messi, Ronaldo…Nah ’My Dads the Real Goat! | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Shop with Confidence
Move over, Messi and Ronaldo – there’s a new legend in town. This cheeky baby grow is perfect for little ones whose dad is definitely the GOAT.
Whether he’s banging in goals at five-a-side, shouting at the telly on matchday, or just a football-mad parent with top-tier banter, this is the ultimate outfit for his biggest little fan.
Made with comfort in mind and a sense of humour stitched in, this white baby grow is a brilliant gift for football-loving families who don’t take life too seriously.
Let your baby do the talking and show everyone exactly who the real footballing icon is.
Product Features
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Sizes available: 0–3 months, 3–6 months, 6–9 months, 9–12 months, 12–18 months, 18–24 months
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Colour: Classic white
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Soft and breathable cotton for delicate baby skin
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Easy popper fastenings for quick nappy changes
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Machine washable and designed to last
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Unisex design, suitable for all future football stars
Perfect For
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Dads who live and breathe football
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Mums and dads are looking for a funny baby gift
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Baby showers with a sporting twist
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Father’s Day or birthday presents from the baby
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Newborn photo shoots with personality
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Little ones joining in on the football banter from day one
Whether it’s a gift from mum to dad, a laugh-out-loud baby shower present or just a way to make matchday even more memorable, this baby grow scores big on style and humour.
Snap one and let your baby be their hero, Dad, the real GOAT.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Messi, Ronaldo…Nah ’My Dads the Real Goat FAQs
What size baby grow should I buy as a gift?
What size baby grow should I buy as a gift?
When buying a baby grow as a gift, it's safest to choose a slightly larger size like 3–6 months or 6–9 months. Babies grow quickly, and parents are often well-stocked in newborn sizes. This ensures the gift is not only fun but also practical and wearable.
Is this baby grow suitable for newborn skin?
Is this baby grow suitable for newborn skin?
Yes, our baby grow is made from soft breathable cotton, designed with comfort and delicate skin in mind. It's gentle enough for newborns while being durable enough for everyday wear and washing.
Can I give this as a gift for a baby shower or first Father’s Day?
Can I give this as a gift for a baby shower or first Father’s Day?
Absolutely. This funny football-themed baby grow is perfect for baby showers, first Father's Day gifts or as a brilliant surprise from baby to dad. It's a fun keepsake and a useful piece of clothing all in one.
Are your baby grows machine washable?
Are your baby grows machine washable?
Yes, all our baby grows are machine washable. They are made to handle the messiness of daily baby life while keeping their shape, softness and printed slogan intact wash after wash.
Do you offer gift boxing with a message?
Do you offer gift boxing with a message?
Yes, for an extra touch, you can choose our branded Cows Corner gift boxing option at checkout. We’ll include your personalised message exactly as you’ve written it, making this a standout gift straight out of the box.
Why Cows Corner?
Messi, Ronaldo… Nah, My Dad's the Real GOAT! – Funny Football Baby Grow
Looking for a football-themed baby gift that’s guaranteed to raise a smile? This white baby grow is more than just adorable – it’s a statement. Featuring the hilarious slogan “Messi, Ronaldo… Nah, My Dad’s the Real GOAT!”, it’s the perfect way to let everyone know who the real footballing legend is in your family. Whether you’re buying for your own little one or gifting to new parents, this design is packed with personality and football flair.
Made from soft cotton with easy popper fastenings, this baby grow is designed with both comfort and convenience in mind. But it’s the playful message that makes it such a standout gift. If dad is football-mad, then this is a must-have addition to the baby wardrobe. From Father’s Day gifts to baby shower surprises, it’s ideal for any occasion where a bit of football banter is welcome.
⚽ Product Features
- 👶 Sizes available: 0–3 months, 3–6 months, 6–9 months, 9–12 months, 12–18 months, 18–24 months
- 🎨 Colour: Classic white with bold black text
- 🧵 Made from soft breathable cotton for all-day comfort
- 📏 True to size with generous stretch and shape retention
- 🧼 Machine washable and built to last, even after repeated wears
- 🍼 Popper fastenings for quick and easy nappy changes
- 💡 Designed and printed in the UK
🎁 Perfect For
- 🦁 Football-obsessed dads who deserve a little spotlight
- 🎉 Baby showers, especially for sports-mad families
- 👨👧 First Father’s Day gifts that are full of meaning and laughs
- 🎂 Dad’s birthday presents from his new number one fan
- 📸 Memorable baby photoshoots with personality and humour
- 🏆 Parents who want to start the football fun early
This baby grow is more than just a novelty, it’s a brilliant blend of comfort, quality and personality. Whether it’s for a newborn or a toddler ready to cheer on their dad from the sidelines, it’s a guaranteed winner. Order yours today and score major points with any football-loving parent.
Don’t miss out on gifting gold – because when it comes to being the GOAT, no one beats Dad.
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
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