Best Mum By Par | Funny Golf Baby Grows
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Looking for the perfect baby gift for a golf-mad mum? Our 'Best Mum by Par' baby grow is a hole-in-one when it comes to golf humour and adorable gifting.
Whether she’s a weekend warrior on the fairways or enjoys a good laugh about her love for the game, this baby grow delivers both warmth and witty banter.
Made for little ones but designed to give mum the biggest smile, this baby grow blends comfort with comedy. Featuring a bold golf-themed slogan printed on soft, breathable cotton, it’s ideal for showing off your little one’s sense of humour before they can swing a club. The black colour gives it a sharp, stylish finish, just like mum’s short game.
Whether you’re shopping for Mother’s Day, a birthday, or just because mum deserves a chuckle, this is a standout gift that’ll be remembered long after the baby grows out of it.
Product Features
• 100% super-soft cotton for all-day comfort
• 'Best Mum by Par' slogan printed on the front
• Available in classic black for a bold, unisex look
• Easy popper fastening for quick changes
• Machine washable and made to last
• Designed and printed in the UK
Perfect for
• Golf-loving mums with a cracking sense of humour
• New mums who enjoy a bit of cheeky golf banter
• Baby shower gifts for sporty families
• Mother's Day, birthdays or ‘just because’ surprises
• Dads, uncles, aunties or mates looking for a funny gift with a personal touch
Tee up the ultimate gift for any golf-loving mum and get ready for giggles in the clubhouse, at home, or on the buggy ride of parenthood.
Whether she’s chipping in at nappy time or driving through the day on no sleep, remind her she’s the Best Mum by Par.
Add to basket now and make her laugh out loud, this is one baby grow she’ll never forget.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Best Mum By Par FAQs
What makes a baby grow a great gift for new mums?
What makes a baby grow a great gift for new mums?
A baby grow is both practical and personal, especially when it includes a fun or thoughtful message. New mums love receiving something useful that also reflects their interests or sense of humour, like our golf-themed baby grows.
Is a baby grow a suitable gift for a baby shower?
Is a baby grow a suitable gift for a baby shower?
Absolutely. Baby grows are one of the most appreciated gifts at baby showers because they're essential and often needed in multiples. A themed or funny one adds an extra touch of personality to your gift.
How many baby grows does a newborn typically need?
How many baby grows does a newborn typically need?
Newborns usually go through 6 to 8 changes a day, so parents will need several baby grows on rotation. Gifting one that stands out with a joke or personal message ensures yours will be remembered.
Can I buy a baby grow as a Mother’s Day gift?
Can I buy a baby grow as a Mother’s Day gift?
Yes, a baby grow with a message celebrating mum is a lovely and unexpected gift on Mother's Day. It allows the baby to be part of the celebration and brings a smile to mum’s face.
What size baby grow should I choose for a gift?
What size baby grow should I choose for a gift?
When in doubt, it's best to go slightly larger, babies grow fast. Sizes 0–3 months or 3–6 months are safe bets if you’re unsure. This ensures the baby grow can be worn more than once and gets some good use.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf Baby Grow – 'Best Mum by Par'
Looking for the perfect gift for a golf-loving mum? Our 'Best Mum by Par' baby grow is a real winner when it comes to combining sporty humour with adorable style. Whether you're celebrating a first Mother’s Day, a new baby arrival or simply want to make mum smile, this is a must-have addition to any little one's wardrobe.
This black baby grow features a fun golf slogan that’s guaranteed to raise a smile on and off the course. Made from soft, breathable cotton, it's designed for comfort and ease, making it an ideal choice for everyday wear. With its easy popper fastenings and durable design, it’s as practical as it is entertaining.
Buying for someone else? This popular gift item is especially loved by family and friends looking to surprise a new mum with something fun and memorable. Whether you’re buying for your partner, your daughter, your sister or a friend, this is a great way to show thoughtfulness and share a laugh.
Why you'll love it:
- ⛳ Made from 100% soft cotton – gentle on baby’s skin
- 👶 Easy popper fastenings for quick and stress-free changing
- 🖤 Available in classic black for a sleek, unisex look
- 💬 Features the humorous golf quote 'Best Mum by Par'
- 🎁 A popular gift option for sporty, golf-loving mums
- 🧼 Fully machine washable and built to last
- 🇬🇧 Designed and printed in the UK
Perfect for:
- 🎉 First Mother's Day celebrations
- 🎂 Mum’s birthday with a sporting twist
- 👶 Baby shower presents for families who love golf
- 💝 A thoughtful 'just because' gift from dad or a friend
- ⛳ New baby gifts with a side of golf banter
Whether mum is mastering the course or tackling night feeds like a pro, this baby grow is a great way to remind her she’s smashing it. Designed for laughs, comfort and practicality, it’s a brilliant gift idea that combines a love of golf with the joy of new parenthood. Order now and make sure your gift lands right on target.
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