You Can Talk to a Fade but a Hook Won’t Listen | Funny Golf Baby Grow
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Whether you’re teeing off at the crack of dawn or exchanging golf banter with your mates at the 19th hole, this baby grow is the ultimate gift for any golf-obsessed parent. Featuring the hilarious line “You Can Talk to a Fade but a Hook Won’t Listen,” it’s a tongue-in-cheek nod to every golfer’s love-hate relationship with their swing.
Made for new arrivals who are already destined to develop a decent short game, this black baby grow is ideal for anyone who lives and breathes golf, and appreciates a good giggle along the way. It’s a hole-in-one present that guarantees smiles, especially from those who know just how stubborn a hook can be.
Product Features
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Super-soft black cotton for all-day comfort
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Printed with durable, non-toxic inks that won’t fade or crack
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Easy popper fastening for quick nappy changes
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Available in multiple baby sizes to suit little golfers in the making
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Designed and printed in the UK
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Machine washable for everyday practicality
Perfect for
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Golf-mad mums and dads who love a laugh
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Baby shower gifts for golfers
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Newborn gifts with a sporting twist
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Funny presents from golf mates, aunts, uncles or grandparents
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Clubhouse talking points and social media snaps
This isn’t just a baby grow, it’s a badge of honour for golf lovers with a sense of humour. Whether it’s for your own little caddie or someone else’s future Ryder Cup hopeful, this witty gift is guaranteed to get a chuckle.
Add one to your basket today and give a gift that’s right on par.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
You Can Talk to a Fade but a Hook Won’t Listen FAQs
What is a baby grow and why is it a popular gift for newborns?
What is a baby grow and why is it a popular gift for newborns?
A baby grow is an all-in-one piece of clothing designed for comfort, ease of dressing and practicality. It’s a popular gift because it’s useful from day one, ideal for sleep and play, and comes in a range of fun or meaningful designs that can reflect a parent's personality or interests.
When is the best time to start buying baby gifts like baby grows?
When is the best time to start buying baby gifts like baby grows?
Most people begin buying baby gifts such as baby grows during the second trimester or closer to a baby shower. However, they also make perfect welcome gifts after the baby is born, especially when personalised or themed for the parents’ hobbies.
How many baby grows does a newborn need?
How many baby grows does a newborn need?
Newborns typically go through several changes a day, so parents usually need around 6–8 baby grows in rotation. Gifting a funny or themed baby grow adds variety and humour to the essentials already in their drawer.
Are baby grows suitable as a baby shower gift?
Are baby grows suitable as a baby shower gift?
Yes, baby grows are one of the most appreciated baby shower gifts because they combine practicality with the chance to make a thoughtful or funny statement. Designs that reflect a parent’s interests, like golf, add a personal touch that makes your gift stand out.
Can I send a baby grow directly as a gift with a note?
Can I send a baby grow directly as a gift with a note?
Absolutely. Many online shops offer direct shipping with gift wrapping and personal messages. It’s a brilliant way to surprise new parents with something unique, especially if you can’t be there in person.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf Baby Grow – “You Can Talk to a Fade but a Hook Won’t Listen”
Looking to buy the perfect gift for a golf lover who’s just welcomed a new arrival? This hilarious golf-themed baby grow is a must-have for parents who live for birdies, bogeys and brilliant banter. Designed to raise smiles and score laughs both on and off the course, this one-of-a-kind baby grow makes an unforgettable present for any proud golfing mum or dad.
Featuring the witty slogan “You Can Talk to a Fade but a Hook Won’t Listen,” this is the ultimate baby grow for fans of golf humour. It’s made from soft, high-quality cotton, designed for maximum comfort and easy everyday wear. Whether you're shopping for a birthday, baby shower, Father's Day, or a surprise gift from the golf club, this baby grow is in stock and ready to deliver some serious style.
Why this baby grow is the perfect gift 🎁
This baby grow is ideal for:
- ⛳ New mums and dads who play or watch golf religiously
- 🎉 Baby shower centrepieces that stand out from the usual baby gifts
- 👶 Funny newborn presents from golf buddies, uncles, aunties or grandparents
- 🎂 First birthdays or christenings with a sense of humour
- 📦 Sending direct to new parents with our optional gift boxing
Product features that offer value for money 💷
- 🍼 Made from super-soft, breathable cotton for all-day baby comfort
- 🎯 Printed with fade-resistant inks that stay vibrant wash after wash
- 🔁 Easy popper fastening for quick changes during or after the round
- 🧼 Machine washable and built for daily use
- 🎨 White colour with a clean, sharp print to suit every little golfer
- 🇬🇧 Designed and printed in the UK
If you're searching for a new and original baby gift idea that blends quality with comedy, this golf baby grow ticks every box. Available to shop online now at an affordable price, it makes a brilliant present for any golf fan who's just become a parent. Whether you’re looking for something that feels personal or simply want to stand out from the crowd, this baby grow delivers laughs, comfort and value in one great little package.
Don’t miss out – order today and give a gift that’s guaranteed to make an impression, both on the fairway and at home. Limited time availability while stocks last.
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