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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If you’re looking for the perfect gift for a golf lover who enjoys a good laugh on and off the course, this hoodie is a hole-in-one choice. With the witty slogan "The Best Wood in Most Amateurs Bags, Is the Pencil" printed proudly across the front, it’s the ideal blend of comfort, humour and golfing banter.
Whether worn at the clubhouse, during casual rounds, or simply lounging at home, it’s guaranteed to get knowing smiles from fellow golfers.
Product Features
⛳ Soft, warm and durable material, perfect for year-round comfort
⛳ Classic black colour that pairs easily with any casual look
⛳ Easy-care fabric that keeps its shape wash after wash
⛳ High-quality print designed to withstand wear without fading
⛳ Available in a wide range of sizes to suit every golfer
Perfect for
🎁 Golf enthusiasts who appreciate a witty one-liner
🎁 Friends or family members who love both the game and the banter
🎁 Birthday gifts that stand out from the usual golf accessories
🎁 Christmas presents for golfers who already have all the gear
🎁 Club members who want to spark a laugh in the clubhouse
This hoodie isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a conversation starter and a reminder that golf is as much about the laughs as it is about the game.
Whether you’re buying for yourself or gifting to someone special, this is the hoodie that keeps the banter flowing.
Order today and give the golf lover in your life a gift they’ll genuinely want to wear time and time again.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
The Best Wood FAQs
What does giving someone a hoodie mean?

What does giving someone a hoodie mean?
Giving someone a hoodie is more than just handing over an item of clothing. It often symbolises warmth, comfort and thoughtfulness. When it comes to a funny slogan hoodie like this golf design, it also shows that you understand their personality and sense of humour. It’s a gift that says you care enough to choose something they’ll genuinely enjoy wearing.
Why do people buy hoodies as gifts?

Why do people buy hoodies as gifts?
Hoodies are one of the most versatile gifts you can buy. They’re practical, comfortable and stylish, which means the person receiving it will get plenty of wear from it. A hoodie with a witty golf slogan adds a playful edge, turning a classic wardrobe piece into a memorable present. It’s the sort of gift that stands out because it combines everyday use with a personal touch.
Are hoodies a good present for birthdays or Christmas?

Are hoodies a good present for birthdays or Christmas?
Absolutely. Hoodies tick all the boxes for both birthdays and Christmas because they’re useful all year round. A funny hoodie tailored to the recipient’s interests makes the gift even more special, showing that you’ve gone the extra mile. For golf lovers, this particular design is guaranteed to raise a smile on the big day.
Why do some people love wearing hoodies?

Why do some people love wearing hoodies?
Hoodies offer a perfect mix of comfort and casual style. They’re easy to throw on for warmth, they pair well with almost anything, and they give off a relaxed look. For many people, hoodies are also about self-expression. Wearing one with a humorous golf slogan allows someone to show their passion for the sport while enjoying the comfort that only a good hoodie can deliver.
How do you choose the best hoodie for someone?

How do you choose the best hoodie for someone?
The best way to choose a hoodie as a gift is to think about both practicality and personality. Go for a colour and fit that will suit their everyday style, and pick a design that reflects something they love. A high-quality hoodie with a funny golf slogan is a perfect balance, as it offers both comfort and individuality. It’s the kind of thoughtful gift that will be worn with pride.
Funny Golf Hoodie – The Best Wood in Most Amateurs Bags, Is the Pencil
If you’re searching for the perfect gift for a golf lover, this hoodie is an unbeatable choice. Designed for golfers who thrive on banter as much as they do on birdies, this hoodie combines humour, comfort and everyday practicality. The slogan "The Best Wood in Most Amateurs Bags, Is the Pencil" is guaranteed to raise a smile both on and off the fairway, making it a must-have for those who enjoy light-hearted golf humour.
Product Features
⛳ Premium quality material that offers warmth, softness and durability
⛳ Classic black colourway that matches effortlessly with any outfit
⛳ Easy to care for fabric that retains shape and comfort after every wash
⛳ High-quality print that stays sharp round after round
⛳ Available in a wide range of sizes to fit every golfer perfectly
Perfect For
🎁 Friends and family who love the game as much as the laughs
🎁 A birthday present that stands out from the usual golf accessories
🎁 A Christmas gift for golfers who already seem to have everything
🎁 Golf club members who enjoy making an entrance in the clubhouse
🎁 Anyone looking to treat themselves to something fun and practical
This hoodie isn’t just clothing, it’s a statement piece that brings personality and humour into the world of golf. It makes a thoughtful gift for any occasion whether it’s a birthday, Father’s Day, Christmas or simply a treat to show you care. With its premium feel, comfortable fit and witty design, it offers excellent value and lasting enjoyment. Order yours today and surprise the golfer in your life with a present they’ll be delighted to wear season after season.

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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
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