Mum’s the Queen of the Green | Funny Golf T-shirt
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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She might not have a handicap under ten, but she’s the Queen of the Green. This funny golf T-shirt is a brilliant gift for mums who rule the fairways, boss the bunkers and never miss a chance for a bit of golf banter.
Whether she plays weekly or simply loves the sport from the sidelines with a G&T in hand, this tee is guaranteed to get a few laughs in the clubhouse.
With a bold slogan that celebrates her royal status on the course, this T-shirt makes a cracking birthday or Mother’s Day gift, or a cheeky surprise for your favourite golfing mum. Made from comfy fabric and printed with high-quality inks, it's perfect for casual rounds, post-match pub visits, or just relaxing at home while watching The Open.
Product Features
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Made from soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
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Bold ‘Mum’s the Queen of the Green’ slogan printed front and centre
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Designed for golf fans with a sense of humour
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Available in black to suit every style
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Unisex fit for easy sizing
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Machine washable and built to last
Perfect For
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Golf-loving mums who enjoy a laugh
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Kids or partners looking for a unique gift
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Clubhouse jokers who want to celebrate mum in style
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Mother’s Day, birthdays or “just because” presents
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Families who bond over birdies and bogeys
Whether she’s smashing drives, missing putts or just out for the ride in the buggy, this tee lets her wear her title with pride. It’s funny, it’s comfy, and it’s made for the mum who deserves a crown made of tees and Titleists.
Grab one today and give her a golf gift that’s guaranteed to score.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Mum’s the Queen of the Green FAQs
How do I choose a good quality T-shirt for a gift?
How do I choose a good quality T-shirt for a gift?
Look for T-shirts made from soft, breathable cotton with a durable print that won’t crack or fade. A comfortable fit, easy sizing, and machine washability also make it a great option for gifting.
What is a premium quality T-shirt?
What is a premium quality T-shirt?
Premium T-shirts are usually made from higher-grade cotton, feature reinforced stitching, and offer a softer feel and better shape retention. These qualities make them ideal for special occasion gifts like birthdays or Mother’s Day.
What size T-shirt should I buy as a gift?
What size T-shirt should I buy as a gift?
If you’re unsure of the recipient’s size, a unisex fit offers more flexibility. Sizes like Medium or Large are often safe bets for adult gifts, and it’s always helpful to check the size guide before purchase.
Are novelty or slogan T-shirts a good gift idea?
Are novelty or slogan T-shirts a good gift idea?
Yes, especially when they match the recipient’s interests or hobbies. A funny slogan T-shirt that reflects their personality, such as a love for golf, adds a personal touch and makes the gift more memorable.
When is the best time to buy T-shirts as gifts?
When is the best time to buy T-shirts as gifts?
T-shirts make great presents all year round, but they’re especially popular during birthdays, Christmas, and Mother’s Day. Limited-time offers and seasonal discounts can also make it the perfect time to buy.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf T-shirt – Mum’s the Queen of the Green
Looking for a fun and memorable gift for a golf-loving mum? Whether she plays weekly or just enjoys the banter from the buggy, this ‘Mum’s the Queen of the Green’ T-shirt is the perfect choice. It’s a great way to show your appreciation, bring a smile to her face and give her something she’ll actually want to wear on and off the course.
This bestselling black tee is ready to buy online and makes an ideal surprise for birthdays, Mother’s Day or even as a spur-of-the-moment gift for your favourite fairway queen. It’s made from soft cotton, features a comfortable unisex fit, and delivers brilliant value for anyone looking to shop a gift that stands out from the usual golf gear.
🎯 Why choose this golf T-shirt?
It’s perfect for mums who love a laugh, take pride in their golf game, or just enjoy tee-time with friends. Whether she plays in local competitions or is a seasoned pro at post-round drinks, this T-shirt delivers a playful message she’ll love showing off. It’s available now, in stock, and ready for fast delivery so you can give her a gift she’ll remember.
🎁 Ideal gift for:
- 🎉 Mother’s Day – show her she’s the queen of more than just the house
- 🎂 Birthdays – a unique, affordable way to make her laugh
- ⛳ Golf society prizes or friendly tournament giveaways
- 🎄 Christmas – a stocking filler that always gets a chuckle
- 🙌 A just-because treat for any mum who deserves a smile
🛍️ Product highlights:
- 👕 Soft and breathable cotton for all-day comfort
- 🖨️ High-quality front print with standout slogan
- 🖤 Available in black, easy to pair with any outfit
- 🧼 Machine washable with long-lasting print finish
- 🧍♀️ Unisex fit that suits all shapes and styles
If you're looking to purchase a gift that’s packed with personality and guaranteed to raise a smile, this T-shirt is a brilliant option. It’s ready to order, affordably priced and makes a fantastic alternative to the usual golf gear. Whether you're buying for Mother’s Day, a birthday or just to surprise her with something special, this is one tee that delivers on quality, laughs and value. Don’t miss the chance to give her a golf gift she’ll wear with pride.
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