We Lost Because We Didn’t Win – Cristiano Ronaldo | 10oz / 285ml, White Ceramic Mug, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe, Perfect For Your Morning Brew
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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If you’re a football-loving parent who enjoys a bit of classic footy banter with the kids, this mug is made for you. Featuring the brilliantly baffling quote, “We Lost Because We Didn’t Win” supposedly from the legend himself, Cristiano Ronaldo, it’s the perfect mix of humour and head-scratching honesty.
Whether you’re sipping your morning brew before the Saturday match or keeping warm on the touchline, this 10oz mug is a brilliant way to show off your love of the beautiful game with a grin.
It's white, bold, and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who knows that sometimes, football logic is anything but logical.
Product Features
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10oz ceramic mug with a high-gloss finish
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Printed with the quote “We Lost Because We Didn’t Win – Cristiano Ronaldo”
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Designed and printed in the UK
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Dishwasher and microwave safe
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Comes in white with bold, crisp lettering
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Packed securely and ready to gift or enjoy yourself
Perfect for
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Football-loving parents who don’t take it all too seriously
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Dads and mums with a sense of humour about the game
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Kids who love winding up their parents with silly footy quotes
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Sunday league coaches with a mug collection as strong as their starting XI
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Birthday gifts, Father’s Day, Christmas or just because football is life
Whether you're the coach on the sidelines, the parent in the stands or the armchair pundit shouting at the telly, this mug is your new matchday companion. It’s a brilliant reminder that in football, as in life, sometimes you don’t win.
Add it to your mug shelf or surprise your favourite football fanatic with a gift they’ll genuinely laugh at and use.
Grab yours today and keep the beautiful game brewing.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
We Lost Because We Didn’t Win FAQs
Are mugs good Christmas gifts?
Are mugs good Christmas gifts?
Yes, mugs are a brilliant Christmas gift, especially when they’re packed with personality. A funny football mug is a great stocking filler for parents who love the game and appreciate a good laugh.
Do guys like mugs as a gift?
Do guys like mugs as a gift?
Absolutely. If the mug is tailored to their personality or interests, like football, it becomes a thoughtful and fun present they’ll actually use every day.
What to give with a mug as a gift?
What to give with a mug as a gift?
You can pair your football mug with a box of tea, some hot chocolate sachets, or even wrap it alongside some novelty football socks or a mini ball. It’s a small gesture that turns into a great gift bundle.
How do you pack a mug as a gift?
How do you pack a mug as a gift?
Use a sturdy box with plenty of padding around the mug, and tie it all together with ribbon or wrap for that extra special touch. Many retailers also offer gift boxing as an add-on.
Why do people have favourite mugs?
Why do people have favourite mugs?
People love mugs that make them feel something, whether it’s nostalgia, humour or simply a daily ritual. A football mug with a funny quote speaks directly to someone’s passion and becomes a go-to favourite in no time.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football 10oz Mug – “We Lost Because We Didn’t Win – Cristiano Ronaldo”
If you're looking for a laugh-out-loud gift for a football-loving parent, look no further. This hilarious 10oz mug featuring the quote “We Lost Because We Didn’t Win – Cristiano Ronaldo” is perfect for anyone who lives and breathes football, yet doesn't take it too seriously. Whether it’s post-match tea or a morning coffee before kick-off, this mug delivers a dose of football banter with every sip.
Designed for mums, dads and footy-mad parents who know all too well the ups and downs of the beautiful game, this mug is a guaranteed conversation starter. It’s also ideal for winding up the kids, teammates or fellow coaches with a quote that perfectly sums up the rollercoaster of football logic.
⚽ Product Features
- ☕ 10oz premium ceramic mug in clean, crisp white
- 📣 Features the brilliantly bonkers quote: “We Lost Because We Didn’t Win – Cristiano Ronaldo”
- 🧼 Dishwasher and microwave safe for everyday use
- 🇬🇧 Printed in the UK using durable, high-quality inks
- 🎁 Comes boxed and ready to gift
🎯 Perfect For
- 👨👧👦 Football-loving dads and mums who enjoy a bit of banter with the kids
- 📆 Birthdays, Father’s Day or Mother’s Day gifts for sports fans
- 🎅 Christmas stocking fillers for die-hard football families
- 🗓️ Sunday league coaches and five-a-side regulars who collect footy gear
- 🏆 Parents who cheer from the sidelines and deserve a brew break
This mug isn’t just funny, it’s functional, thoughtful and ready to make someone’s day. It fits seamlessly into any football fanatic’s kitchen cupboard and stands out as a top-notch gift that shows you really get their sense of humour. Whether you're buying it as a treat for yourself or gifting it to the football-mad legend in your life, this mug is the ultimate way to celebrate your love for the game with a smile.
Order now to score the perfect present for any football fan who knows that sometimes, the post-match analysis makes about as much sense as this quote. Because in football, as in life, we’ve all had days when... we didn’t win.
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