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To My Coach Who Made Me Believe in My First Cover Drive – You’re a Legend | Funny Cricket T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult Sizes
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I Don’t Do Feuds, I Only Have a Problem When People Try To Break My Legs – Richie McCaw | Funny Rugby T-shirt
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I Once Spent 20 Minutes Tackling Shadows Because I Forgot I Was Playing Touch Rugby – Mike Tindall | Funny Rugby T-shirt
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I Was Never a Great Kicker, but I Could Knock Over a Pint of Guinness From 30 Yards – Keith Woods | Funny Rugby T-shirt
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If you are looking for a gift that combines comfort, humour and a love of rugby, this hoodie is the perfect choice. Featuring the legendary Keith Woods quote, “I Was Never a Great Kicker, but I Could Knock Over a Pint of Guinness from 30 Yards,” it captures the true spirit of rugby banter and makes a statement both on and off the pitch.
Whether worn to training, on match day, or down the pub with friends, it is guaranteed to raise a laugh.
Product Features:
🍺 Soft and cosy fabric designed for all-day comfort
🍺 Stylish white colour that works with any casual outfit
🍺 Durable print of the Keith Woods quote that won’t fade after washing
🍺 Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug fit
🍺 Front pouch pocket for keeping your hands warm or storing essentials
Perfect for:
🏉 Rugby fans who enjoy a good laugh and a pint
🏉 Friends or family who never miss a match
🏉 Teammates looking for a unique gift
🏉 Birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day or simply as a surprise treat
🏉 Anyone who loves combining rugby with a cheeky bit of pub humour
This hoodie is more than just clothing, it is a talking point and a celebration of the rugby lifestyle. Whether you are buying it for yourself or gifting it to someone special, it is sure to become a favourite.
Do not miss the chance to get this hilarious rugby hoodie and bring a smile to every rugby gathering, order yours today.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Was Never a Great Kicker FAQs
What does giving someone a hoodie mean?

What does giving someone a hoodie mean?
Giving someone a hoodie is often seen as a thoughtful and personal gesture. It shows you care about their comfort while also giving them something they can wear often. With a funny rugby design, it also says you understand their sense of humour and passion for the sport.
Why do people like receiving hoodies as gifts?

Why do people like receiving hoodies as gifts?
Hoodies are versatile, cosy and practical, making them one of the most appreciated gifts. They can be worn casually at home, out with friends or even on match days. A hoodie with a witty rugby quote adds an extra layer of personality that most gifts don’t deliver.
Why buy a hoodie as a present?

Why buy a hoodie as a present?
A hoodie is a safe but exciting choice when you want to give something useful yet fun. Unlike many gifts that sit unused, a hoodie is guaranteed to get wear, and when it has a funny rugby slogan, it becomes a conversation starter as well as a wardrobe favourite.
What occasions are hoodies good gifts for?

What occasions are hoodies good gifts for?
Hoodies make fantastic presents for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, or even as a surprise treat for a rugby-loving friend or family member. They’re also perfect for post-match celebrations or pub nights with teammates.
Are hoodies a popular gift choice for sports fans?

Are hoodies a popular gift choice for sports fans?
Yes, hoodies are always popular with sports fans because they offer comfort, warmth and a chance to show off their passion for the game. A rugby hoodie with a humorous twist makes the gift even more special, blending style, fandom and banter in one.
Funny Rugby Hoodie – Keith Woods Guinness Quote
If you are searching for the perfect gift for someone who loves rugby and appreciates a bit of cheeky banter, this hoodie is a must-have. Designed in classic white, it captures the humour of Keith Woods’ famous line: “I Was Never a Great Kicker, but I Could Knock Over a Pint of Guinness From 30 Yards.” This hoodie is more than just casual wear, it is a statement piece that combines comfort, value and personality in one affordable purchase.
Product Features
🍺 Premium quality fabric offering long-lasting comfort
🍺 Durable print with excellent detail that stays fresh after every wash
🍺 Stylish white colour for a versatile look on and off the pitch
🍺 Ribbed cuffs and hem for a perfect fit
🍺 Spacious pouch pocket for hands and essentials
Who This Hoodie is Perfect For
🏉 Dedicated rugby fans who love a laugh with friends
🏉 Teammates looking for a unique and memorable gift
🏉 Birthdays, Christmas and Father’s Day celebrations
🏉 Friends who enjoy pub humour and good-natured banter
🏉 Anyone who wants a high-quality hoodie at a great price
This hoodie is available to order online today, making it quick and easy to purchase for yourself or as a thoughtful gift. With limited time availability and excellent value, it is the ideal way to surprise a rugby enthusiast. Whether you are shopping for a birthday, a festive treat, or simply to show you care, this hoodie delivers both style and humour. Do not miss your chance to secure this popular hoodie while it is still in stock – shop now and give the gift of rugby banter in style.

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.