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I’ve Seen Better Hands on a Clock – Phil Kearns | Funny Rugby T-shirt

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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.

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Key T-shirt Features
  • Relaxed Fit – Comfortable cut with room to move, flattering for different body types, ideal for casual wear, lounging, or layering.
  • PurePrint Fabric – Smooth, high-quality surface designed for sharp, vibrant, long-lasting custom prints and branding.
  • Ribbed Crew Neck – Durable, elastic neckline that keeps its shape after washing, adds comfort and flexibility.
  • Taped Back Neck – Reinforces the seam for strength, prevents stretching, reduces friction for comfort, and gives a neat finish.
  • Twin Needle Stitching – Double stitching on seams for durability and resistance to fraying, boosting longevity.
  • Side Seams for Shape Retention – Helps the T-shirt keep its structure and fit, preventing twisting or warping after washes.
  • Wash Dark Colours Separately – Care instruction to maintain deep tones, prevent color bleeding, and preserve fabric vibrancy.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.

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About This item

  • Relaxed Fit - Designed for all-day comfort, this T-shirt features a relaxed fit that provides ample room without feeling oversized. Whether you're wearing it for casual outings, lounging at home, or layering it under outerwear, the relaxed cut ensures unrestricted movement and breathability. The fit is carefully tailored to flatter various body types while maintaining a laid-back, effortless style.
  • PurePrint Fabric – The Ultimate Surface for Decoration - Made using innovative PurePrint fabric, this T-shirt offers an exceptional surface for decoration, making it the ideal choice for custom prints and branding. The fabric's smooth, high-quality texture ensures sharp, long-lasting designs. PurePrint fabric enhances color vibrancy, allowing logos, graphics, and text to stand out with crisp detail and professional appeal.
  • Ribbed Crew Neck - A classic ribbed crew neck adds durability and comfort to the design, ensuring a snug yet flexible fit. The ribbed texture provides elasticity, helping the neckline maintain its shape even after repeated washes and wear. This timeless design feature complements both casual and activewear looks, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe.
  • Taped Back Neck - The taped back neck enhances the T-shirt's durability by reinforcing the seam for added strength and longevity. This feature not only prevents stretching but also provides extra comfort by reducing friction against the skin. The smooth, structured finish contributes to a polished look, making it perfect for everyday wear.
  • Twin Needle Stitching - Precision-made with twin needle stitching, this T-shirt is built for durability. The double stitching technique reinforces seams, ensuring they hold up to regular use and washing without fraying or weakening. This meticulous construction method enhances both the longevity and overall quality of the piece.
  • Side Seams for Shape Retention - Designed to maintain its structure over time, this T-shirt incorporates side seams that prevent twisting or losing its shape. Unlike tubular construction, side seams help the T-shirt conform to the body while retaining its original fit, ensuring a consistently flattering silhouette even after multiple washes.
  • Wash Dark Colours Separately - To preserve the rich, deep tones of darker T-shirts, it is recommended to wash them separately from lighter items. This precaution helps prevent color bleeding and maintains the integrity of both the T-shirt and surrounding clothing. Following care instructions ensures longevity, keeping the fabric looking fresh and vibrant for longer.

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Bring the banter to the pitch or the pub with this hilarious rugby t-shirt featuring the cheeky Phil Kearns quote, “I’ve Seen Better Hands on a Clock.” It’s a witty nod to one of rugby’s most iconic one-liners and makes a brilliant gift for anyone who enjoys the sport as much as they enjoy a good laugh.

Made from soft, comfortable fabric and available in classic black, this t-shirt is perfect for both match days and casual wear. Whether it’s for a mate who can’t catch a ball to save their life or a rugby fan who loves a bit of playful ribbing, this top is guaranteed to raise a smile.

Product Features
🖤 Available in stylish black
👕 Soft and breathable fabric for all-day comfort
🏉 Rugby-inspired design with Phil Kearns’ famous quote
👌 Easy to style with jeans, shorts or joggers
💎 Durable print built to last wash after wash

Perfect for
🎁 Rugby lovers with a sense of humour
😂 Mates who drop more passes than they catch
🍻 Wearing on game day or down the pub with friends
🎉 Birthdays, Christmas or just a cheeky surprise gift

This funny rugby t-shirt is more than just a bit of banter; it’s a conversation starter and the ideal present for anyone who loves the game and doesn’t take themselves too seriously.

Don’t miss your chance to score big laughs with a gift that’s guaranteed to be worn with pride. Grab yours today and let the jokes write themselves.

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

 6109100010

Country of origin

 Bangladesh

Material

 Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

 Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

Customs, Duties and Taxes

Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

Damages

TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.

Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

I’ve Seen Better Hands on a Clock FAQs

Is a T-shirt a good birthday gift?

Yes, a T-shirt makes a brilliant birthday present, especially when it features a funny design or quote that matches the recipient’s personality or interests. It’s a thoughtful yet practical gift that can be worn and enjoyed straight away.

How do you give a T-shirt as a gift?

You can simply fold it neatly and wrap it in colourful paper, or make it more special by adding it to a gift box with a personalised note. At Cows Corner, our gift boxing option makes the process effortless.

Is it a good idea to give a T-shirt as a gift?

Absolutely. A T-shirt is versatile, affordable and can be tailored to the person you’re buying for, whether it’s funny, stylish or themed around something they love, like rugby.

How do I send a T-shirt as a gift?

If you’re not able to give it in person, you can easily order a T-shirt online and have it delivered directly to the recipient. Many online shops, including ours, provide options for direct delivery with gift notes.

Why does a T-shirt make a perfect gift?

A T-shirt combines practicality with personal expression. It’s something people use daily, and when it comes with a clever design or quote, it becomes a memorable and meaningful present.

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Funny Rugby T-Shirt – I’ve Seen Better Hands on a Clock

If you’re looking for the perfect gift for a rugby fan who enjoys a laugh as much as the game itself, this funny rugby t-shirt is an ideal choice. Featuring Phil Kearns’ legendary quip “I’ve Seen Better Hands on a Clock,” this design guarantees smiles and banter whether it’s worn at the match, down the pub or lounging at home. Available in classic black, it combines comfort, value and style in one affordable package.

Product Features

✔️ Premium quality fabric that feels soft and durable
✔️ Available in sleek black for easy everyday wear
✔️ Iconic rugby quote that fans will instantly recognise
✔️ Excellent value and long-lasting print quality
✔️ Easy to shop online with secure purchase options

Perfect For

🎁 Birthdays, Christmas or Father’s Day gifts
😂 Friends who drop the ball more than they catch it
🏉 Rugby supporters who love witty humour and banter
🍻 Match day outfits or casual wear with mates
💡 Anyone looking for a fun and affordable rugby gift

This t-shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing, it’s a conversation starter and a must-have for rugby lovers who enjoy the lighter side of the sport. With its affordable price and easy online purchase, it makes a thoughtful present that delivers real value. Don’t miss out on this bestselling design, order today and give a gift that’s guaranteed to raise a laugh and be worn with pride.

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