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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Whether you're a die-hard footy fan or just someone who loves a classic bit of banter, this black T-shirt is made for those who appreciate the funnier side of the beautiful game.
Featuring the legendary Robbie Keane quote, “I can’t even remember when the seventies were,” it’s the perfect way to show off your love for football and your sense of humour in one go.
Made from soft, comfortable fabric and available in a full range of sizes from 3XS to 2XL, this tee is ideal for match-day laughs, post-game pints, or just as your new favourite casual go-to.
Product Features
• Iconic Robbie Keane quote printed on the front
• Unisex fit in black
• Sizes available: 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L, XL and 2XL
• Soft feel and comfortable for all-day wear
• Designed for footy fans with a sense of humour
Perfect for
• Football lovers who enjoy a bit of light-hearted banter
• Fans of classic footy quotes and legendary players
• Birthday or Christmas gifts for mates, dads or teammates
• Wearing to five-a-side, the pub or on the sofa during Super Sunday
You’ve seen the quote, now wear it with pride.
Grab yours today and give everyone something to laugh about, even if they don’t remember the seventies either.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Can’t Even Remember FAQs
How do you give a T-shirt as a gift?
How do you give a T-shirt as a gift?
A T-shirt makes a brilliant gift when it’s presented nicely. Fold it neatly, add tissue paper or a gift box, and include a personal note. For something extra special, Cows Corner offers gift boxing with your custom message, so it’s ready to hand over or send straight to the recipient.
What is the most worn T-shirt size?
What is the most worn T-shirt size?
The most commonly worn T-shirt sizes tend to be Medium and Large. That said, we offer a wide range from 3XS to 2XL to make sure every footy fan finds the right fit.
What occasions are best for giving a funny T-shirt as a gift?
What occasions are best for giving a funny T-shirt as a gift?
Funny T-shirts are ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day, Secret Santa, end-of-season team dos, or just as a surprise pick-me-up. They’re especially great for football lovers who enjoy a good laugh with their sport.
How do I choose a good quality T-shirt?
How do I choose a good quality T-shirt?
Look for soft, breathable fabric, a flattering fit, and a print that holds up after washing. Our football T-shirts are made with comfort and quality in mind, so they’re built to last as long as your favourite striker’s highlight reel.
Are cotton T-shirts good quality?
Are cotton T-shirts good quality?
Absolutely. Cotton T-shirts are known for being soft, breathable, and durable. While our product isn’t 100% cotton, we prioritise a premium feel and everyday comfort in every tee we make, perfect for regular wear on and off the pitch.
Funny Football T-Shirt – “I Can’t Even Remember When the Seventies Were – Robbie Keane”
This hilarious T-shirt is a must-have for football fans who love a good laugh and never miss a chance for a bit of banter. Featuring the unforgettable quote from Robbie Keane, “I can’t even remember when the seventies were”, it’s the ultimate conversation starter, whether you're pitchside, at the pub, or watching from your sofa.
Printed on a high-quality black T-shirt and available in inclusive sizes from 3XS to 2XL, it’s designed to be as comfortable as it is funny. Made for men and women who live and breathe football, this tee brings together sharp wit and sporting passion, all in one brilliant look.
🎯 Who is this T-shirt for?
This T-shirt is made for football lovers who appreciate the fun side of the game. Whether you’re a die-hard Premier League supporter, a five-a-side hero, or just someone who can’t resist a classic footy quote, this one’s for you.
It’s ideal for:
- ⚽ Football fans with a cheeky sense of humour
- 🎉 Mates who love retro quotes and pub chat
- 👕 Anyone who wants to wear their love for the game – and a bit of nonsense – on their sleeve
- 🍻 Fans who believe football and laughter go hand in hand
🎁 The perfect gift for every footy occasion
If you're shopping for a gift that’s guaranteed to get a smile, this tee delivers. It makes a cracking present for birthdays, Father’s Day or Secret Santa swaps at your local football club. It’s also a fun and unexpected gift for:
- 🎂 Birthday presents for your football-mad partner, dad or mate
- 🎅 Christmas gifts for banter-loving footy fans
- 🏆 End-of-season awards or team socials
- 🛍️ Just-because surprises for your favourite football fanatic
👕 Product Features
- 🖤 Colour: Classic black for everyday wear
- 💬 Front design: Features Robbie Keane’s famous quote
- 📏 Sizes: Available in 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L, XL and 2XL
- 🧵 Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
- 🙌 Unisex fit – great for everyone who loves the game
This isn’t just a T-shirt, it’s a badge of honour for those who take their football seriously and their banter even more so. Order now and make someone’s day with the funniest football gift they didn’t know they needed.

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.