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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Celebrate one of football’s most unintentionally brilliant one-liners with this witty Ugo Ehiogu tribute T-shirt. Whether you’re watching the match down the pub, heading to five-a-side, or simply love your football with a side of banter, this tee brings the laughs with legendary timing. A proper nod to dry humour and iconic post-match interviews, it’s one for those who get it – and love it.
Made from soft, comfortable fabric and printed with care, this black T-shirt is available in a wide range of sizes: 2XS, 3XS, S, M, L, XL and 2XL. It’s the kind of top that gets knowing smirks, chuckles from your mates and the odd “where did you get that?” from passing fans.
Product Features
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Quality print featuring Ugo Ehiogu’s unforgettable quote
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Classic crew neck fit for everyday comfort
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Available in sizes: 2XS, 3XS, S, M, L, XL and 2XL
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Printed on black for a sleek, versatile look
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Ideal for matchdays, casual wear or as a funny football gift
Perfect for
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Football fans who appreciate the greats and the gaffes
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Mates who live for matchday banter
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Anyone who’s heard a post-match interview and thought “that belongs on a T-shirt”
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Gift-givers looking for something different for birthdays, Father’s Day or just for a laugh
Get yours now and wear it with pride, humour and a knowing nod to one of football’s funniest moments. Because let’s face it, we’ve all been happy, but we’ve been happier.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I’m As Happy as I Can FAQs
How can you tell if a T-shirt is high quality?
How can you tell if a T-shirt is high quality?
Look for soft yet durable fabric, neat stitching, a solid print that won’t crack or peel, and a comfortable fit that holds up after washing. Our football T-shirts are made to last and feel great every time you wear them.
Which T-shirt brand is best for gifting?
Which T-shirt brand is best for gifting?
The best T-shirt gifts are the ones that feel personal and thoughtful. Our football quote tees hit the mark with fans of all ages, clever, funny and perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day or just a surprise gift for a mate.
What is a good gift for someone who loves football?
What is a good gift for someone who loves football?
A T-shirt that makes them laugh and reminds them of classic football moments is ideal. Our range of football-themed quote tees makes gifting easy for anyone who lives and breathes the game.
Are funny T-shirts good gift ideas for men?
Are funny T-shirts good gift ideas for men?
Absolutely. Funny T-shirts make brilliant gifts, especially when they’re tied to something they’re passionate about, like football. They're light-hearted, useful, and always get a reaction.
What size T-shirt should I buy as a gift?
What size T-shirt should I buy as a gift?
If you're not sure about their size, check one of their favourite T-shirts for reference. Our sizes range from 2XS to 2XL to suit a wide variety of body types, so you’re covered either way
Funny Football T-Shirt – “I’m As Happy as I Can Be but I’ve Been Happier – Ugo Ehiogu”
This hilarious black T-shirt is made for football fans who love the beautiful game served with a side of dry humour. Featuring the now-iconic quote from the late Ugo Ehiogu, this tee captures a brilliant moment of footballing honesty that every fan can relate to. Whether you're watching the match or just out and about, it's guaranteed to get a few chuckles and nods of approval from fellow football lovers.
Made from high-quality fabric and designed for everyday wear, it comes in a comfortable fit and a full range of sizes: 2XS, 3XS, S, M, L, XL and 2XL. The clean black base makes it easy to pair with jeans, joggers or shorts, while the bold white text ensures the quote takes centre stage. It's more than just a T-shirt, it's a talking point and a tribute to one of football’s funniest moments.
⚽ Who’s it for?
This T-shirt is perfect for:
- 😂 Football fans with a sharp sense of humour
- 👕 Blokes who live in football shirts and love something a bit different
- 🍻 Mates who enjoy matchday banter and laugh-out-loud quotes
- 🎁 Anyone looking for a unique gift that’s both clever and comfortable
🎁 Ideal for these gift occasions:
- 🎂 Birthday gifts for footy-obsessed mates or dads
- 🎄 Secret Santa or Christmas stocking fillers with a twist
- 👨 Father’s Day – something different from the usual socks and mugs
- 🏆 End-of-season thank-you gifts for coaches or teammates
- 🛍 Just-because gifts for the one in your life who quotes post-match interviews for fun
👌 Product Features:
- 🖨 Printed with the unforgettable Ugo Ehiogu quote across the chest
- 🖤 Classic black design for versatile, everyday wear
- 📏 Available in 2XS, 3XS, S, M, L, XL and 2XL
- 🧵 Comfortable fit with soft feel – ideal for lounging, laughing and living football
If you know someone who lives and breathes the game, or you’re the one always quoting classic interviews, this is the T-shirt for you. Add it to your basket now and bring a bit of football banter to your wardrobe or gift list. It’s funny, it’s clever and it’s guaranteed to score a few laughs.

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.